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[GoombaGeek]

I lost it at thereofre.

[misko27]

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[GoombaGeek]

Your welcome!

[tolkafox]

You all fail, because all of your governments are corrupt.

...

Except maybe Canada. I don't know about them, I heard rumors they have nuke shooting robots underground.

ALSO: Is there a thread that hasn't been derailed here? Go stalk train depots, you original point Nazis.

[misko27]

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[tolkafox]

I took all of their nukes as payment for my services rendered. Apparently the money they were supposed to give me went to some auto companies that fail at business. They still fail at business, the money didn't change anything.

I'm currently aiming them at banks who are also fail. How the hell does a bank not make money? Epic fail.

[GoombaGeek]

Except maybe Canada. I don't know about them, I heard rumors they have nuke shooting robots underground.

And now we have to kill you in the name of national security.

About those nukes, well, gosh, I guess you do have enough. I'd make an overcompensation joke except I forgot how.

[misko27]

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[GoombaGeek]

Finally, the failures or succeses in the US determine what happens across the planet. Essentially, if we decide to let global warming happen, it will happen well, china is currently undermining that, they burn alot of coal.

"Wow, this headline says that a large number of irresponsible and obese people live in the United States!"
"OH GOD I AM STRUCK WITH A SUDDEN URGE TO DEEP-FRY EVERYTHING AND DRIVE AN SUV"
"Oh no! Our only hope is to have China undermine this!"

So, make fun of US now, but remember that they control you lives.

USA = GodJesus

Am I at least allowed to shout across the Montanan border?

[misko27]

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[GoombaGeek]

Je ne comprende pas!

[misko27]

Goomba, you are seriously pissing me off now, on two threads simultaneusly. I tactically retreat, since I harbor no real enmity towards canadians, but If you continue this, we are going to have a problem.

[GoombaGeek]

I'm sorry. I honestly couldn't resist.

All right, now this thread can return to its regularly scheduled programming. That may be impossible in other general discussion threads but here we can go beyond the impossible!

Wait, that's a potential other derail. This is hard.

[Dae]

Wow, that was hard.

Listen people, I'm sorry I asked seeing how this has already derailed. I thought we were between reasonable, educated people and wouldn't go to such lengths as to fight as individuals because of the global policies of the countries in which we happened to be born. I'm not naive enough to believe that was out of the question, but I seriously thought it wouldn't happen at Bay12.

[tolkafox]

No, our forum community has apparently been replaced by derailing trolls. I dont know when that happened.