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[micelus]

"Yes...I'll bring the chili, a little capsicum, a little sugar...and JELLY."

[NRDL]

"What the hell is going on....wait, I need to invent hell first"

And so Nix willed a new planet to exist, made of water.  But this water froze by the god's command, and was hollow.  This circular hollow prison was termed "Hell" and any vile creatures shall be imprisoned. 

However, nothing except the gods could traverse the planets ( yet ).  So Nix made ice tubes.  Using ice tubes, the water god made a tunnel of ice starting from the right side of Snuggles, crossing through Bob, and ending at the left side of Love.  An ice tunnel would then pass through Bob's south, straight into the empty maw of Hell.

When asked about the orgy, Nix simply said "We don't have bodies yet."

OOC: Yes, my post is long and boring.  One of us has to be the straight man in this cosmic comedy. 

[micelus]

"We're gods. We don't NEED bodies."

[LordBucket]

Yes, but we do need gods to actually take their turns.

[IronyOwl]

((Oops.))


Hakarax gazed upon Love, and saw that it was brightly colored and silly. And thus did he spew forth gummyfolk, in myriad and fruity flavors, to populate its surface, advance and dream, and in all likelihood be eaten alive and screaming by anything that noticed how utterly delicious they were.

[sjm9876]

So we now have gummyfolk up for grabs.
BTW. those fire-children are still available too.

[micelus]

"Gummyfolk?! You mean Yummyfolk!"

Infurix devours a large portion of the Gummyfolk, before remembering that they were supposed to be making life.

"Eh...they didn't have a concept of death anyway."

In their place, he made Gummyfolk V2's, which besides being utterly inedible (even to a metaphysical god) and had the ability to breed like rabbits, were utterly identical to Gummyfolk.

[LordBucket]

I'm out. Sorry guys...this was fun, but micelus is a total buzzkill. The majority of the 9 days this thread has been running have been spent either waiting for micelus to do his turns, or sitting around in confusion trying to figure out what his turn meant...and all he seems to actually want to do with his turns when he actually gets around to them is screw with other peoples creations.

Have fun. I'm out.

[Vorthon]

PTW, and potentially, eventually (If I get an internet connection at home), hopefully, taking on the role of a god spawned from the negative thoughts and emotions of the various (and hopefully many by the time I hop in) sentient races. I've already got so many ideas swirling around in that lump of tissue inside my skull.

[Zeus]

If this keeps going sign me up on the waitlist.  I'd sign up for the fire people but im not sure what the hell i would do with them.

[micelus]

I'm out. Sorry guys...this was fun, but micelus is a total buzzkill. The majority of the 9 days this thread has been running have been spent either waiting for micelus to do his turns, or sitting around in confusion trying to figure out what his turn meant...and all he seems to actually want to do with his turns when he actually gets around to them is screw with other peoples creations.

Have fun. I'm out.

I apologize for being a buzzkill...I can quit if you want. As for my lack of creativity, I usually only remember this exists when I'm out of ideas. I legitimately feel bad about making you quit.

[RAM]

If this keeps going sign me up on the waitlist.  I'd sign up for the fire people but im not sure what the hell i would do with them.

I have been thinking that they might be a race modelled after marvin the paranoid android...