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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition  (Read 34318 times)

Caellath

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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #135 on: July 01, 2012, 11:57:38 am »
The liberals have bonus to non-combat related rolls. They could convince the Russians the aliens were the ones raining potatoes on them. So you'd have raging russians to help fight the aliens and they would not try to attack the USA in retaliation to the potato rain.

Win/Win.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #136 on: July 01, 2012, 02:12:56 pm »
Quote from: ansontan2000 on July 01, 2012, 11:45:28 am
Hey guys? Just a suggestion, how about you contact THE ENTIRE FRICKIN WORLD and ask them to help you? Well, except the USSR, of course. They probably hate you for raining potatoes on them.

Speaking of which... I temporarily forgot about something that I meant to do in Turn 10, so it will be in Turn 11.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #137 on: July 01, 2012, 03:29:16 pm »
Move to Switzerland and continue to profess my neutrality.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #138 on: July 01, 2012, 09:28:46 pm »
Checks to see if the aliens have armor by shooting a rifle bullet at one of them.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2012, 09:30:48 pm by RTD »
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One roll can change things around.


Roll To Dodge.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #139 on: July 03, 2012, 12:23:02 pm »
Search for some scientists of any sort to study fallen remnants of the ship, for anything that would be beneficial to us.
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Quote from: ledgekindred on August 18, 2011, 09:40:18 pm
Urist McImmigrant: "What?! Hey! What's going onnn---aaaaRRRGGHH!!"
Urist McSurgeon: "Must remove the rot, yes.  This one is unclean, ssssss.  Purity of essence, yesss."
Urist McImmigrant: "Whhaa---aaaARRGHH OW!  MY PANCREAS!  AAAAGGHH!! THAT'S MY - NOOOOO---AAARRGHGHHH!!!"
Urist McImmigrant has suffocated.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #140 on: July 03, 2012, 06:10:55 pm »
Awaiting Noodlerex's action.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #141 on: July 04, 2012, 02:56:14 am »
arm soldiers with armour piercing pea shooters, tell them to open fire on the aliens. also assume position of General.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #142 on: July 04, 2012, 03:07:04 am »
Hmm...what soldiers, again? 
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #143 on: July 04, 2012, 12:18:33 pm »
I'm assuming he means you guys.

Turn will be up when I get home from my date.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #144 on: July 04, 2012, 02:21:14 pm »
I'm left wondering whether Noodlerex means small caliber, or literal peas.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #145 on: July 04, 2012, 09:20:01 pm »
Quote from: CatalystParadox on July 04, 2012, 02:21:14 pm
I'm left wondering whether Noodlerex means small caliber, or literal peas.

I opened up the Unread Replies page and saw that you were the last poster. I got scared. Something about you posting scares me, ever since Failcannon.

Anyway, as soon as I can sit in a chair without pain shooting up my back from really bad sunburn, I'll do the turn. Being Irish really sucks sometimes.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #146 on: July 04, 2012, 11:47:46 pm »
Quote from: Mego on July 04, 2012, 09:20:01 pm
I opened up the Unread Replies page and saw that you were the last poster. I got scared. Something about you posting scares me, ever since Failcannon.

Aaand finally I have a worthy sig.

Quote from: Mego on July 04, 2012, 09:20:01 pm
Being Irish really sucks sometimes. 

Blasphemy!  Also... I've been there.  And by there I mean "a boiled lobster".
« Last Edit: July 04, 2012, 11:51:04 pm by CatalystParadox »
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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #147 on: July 06, 2012, 07:08:01 am »
I'm sorry guys, but a string of really shitty stuff is happening to me right now, so I'm going to have to delay this RtD until I get all of this sorted out.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #148 on: July 06, 2012, 07:08:43 am »
K.  We understand. 
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: American Politics Edition
« Reply #149 on: July 06, 2012, 10:02:18 am »
I'm very sorry to hear it Mego - I hope things look up for you.

If not, remember that berserking is always an option.
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