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Author Topic: 500 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way  (Read 42812 times)

WellBredMutt

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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #225 on: July 23, 2012, 09:19:47 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 21, 2012, 11:11:26 pm
286b. Naturism is an elfly craft and ought not to be practiced by any self-respecting dwarf. - Dwarven Council for Defense Against Elven Corruption
Urist McCarthy?
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #226 on: July 24, 2012, 11:33:15 pm »
Quote from: WellBredMutt on July 23, 2012, 09:19:47 am
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 21, 2012, 11:11:26 pm
286b. Naturism is an elfly craft and ought not to be practiced by any self-respecting dwarf. - Dwarven Council for Defense Against Elven Corruption
Urist McCarthy?
You want to know who would liken him to that far-rightist? A Elf! You're a Elf! Burn him! Burn him at the *ashen stake*! Everybody, I need a angry mob here!
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #227 on: July 24, 2012, 11:40:50 pm »
Ahem. YAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #228 on: July 24, 2012, 11:42:17 pm »
*Holds up tiki torch*
Wait, what if the mob gets seperated into two, smaller mobs? Should we have some kind of meeting place to join back up into a bigger mob? Oh, a secret meeting place?
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #229 on: July 24, 2012, 11:55:15 pm »
THE PASSWORD IS SWORDFISH!
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #230 on: July 25, 2012, 12:03:26 am »
Hold up guys!
Maybe we should think about this!
I mean, look at this really nice toy trumpet.
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #231 on: July 25, 2012, 12:12:37 am »
Quote from: Devling on July 25, 2012, 12:03:26 am
Hold up guys!
Maybe we should think about this!
I mean, look at this really nice toy trumpet.
Is it made of wood? Elf! Burn Him too! BURN THEM ALL!
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #232 on: July 25, 2012, 12:25:57 am »
What do we do with elves?
Bay12: BURN THEM!
And what also burns?
Bay12: ...wood?
Correct! And if elves burn...
Bay12: Then elves are made of wood?
Exactly! Now, wood floats, am I correct? What also floats?
Bay12: (assorted things) ...
King Toady: A duck!
Precisely! Therefore, if both wood and a duck float, they must weigh the same.
Bay12: So if Devling weighs the same as a duck...
Bay12: Then s/he's made of wood...
Which means s/he's...
Bay12: AN ELF!!
!!science!! commences

Also, not sure if I quoted it right.
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #233 on: July 26, 2012, 05:04:10 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on July 25, 2012, 12:25:57 am
What do we do with elves?
Bay12: BURN THEM!
And what also burns?
Bay12: ...wood?
Correct! And if elves burn...
Bay12: Then elves are made of wood?
Exactly! Now, wood floats, am I correct? What also floats?
Bay12: (assorted things) ...
King Toady: A duck!
Precisely! Therefore, if both wood and a duck float, they must weigh the same.
Bay12: So if Devling weighs the same as a duck...
Bay12: Then s/he's made of wood...
Which means s/he's...
Bay12: AN ELF!!
!!science!! commences

Also, not sure if I quoted it right.

Close enough to get the reference, methinks.

I s'pose there is also a similarity in that rabbits could potentially get a lucky strike in on you, too...
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #234 on: July 26, 2012, 11:10:30 am »
Urist McOffScreen: Ow! My NECK! Curse you rabbit!

Urist McBlackKnight: Oh, so you've cut my arms and legs off have you? well, the jokes on you, since I'm a Grand master biter! *Bites head off*
« Last Edit: July 26, 2012, 04:26:15 pm by misko27 »
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #235 on: July 26, 2012, 01:29:53 pm »
And so did the once proud thread fall to the terrors of Monty Python references and jokes about the Red Scare
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #236 on: July 26, 2012, 02:51:49 pm »
Quote from: WellBredMutt on July 26, 2012, 01:29:53 pm
And so did the once proud thread fall to the terrors of Monty Python references and jokes about the Red Scare

A derail, our little thread is growing up!
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #237 on: July 26, 2012, 11:12:13 pm »
Follow the context, I didn't see anyone continuing 286b.


OP might aswell consider closing this.
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #238 on: July 26, 2012, 11:13:19 pm »
No idea what number we are on, so I will just go with 290.



290. Hydras will not die if you chop off enough heads, you need to chop them all off.
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Re: 200 Things about Wilderness survival that you learnt the hard way
« Reply #239 on: July 26, 2012, 11:16:10 pm »
290b. However, they can still bleed to death before then.
290c. Cutting off the upper body instantly kill it anyway.
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