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[Xantalos]

184. That tower you ran into has zombies in it.

185. If you set the zombies on fire, or modded them to be that way, it doesn't stop them. It only makes them more !!FUN!!

[hector13]

186. Training your defensive stats by lying down in a pack of wolves is, generally, not a good idea.

[Hanslanda]

187. Training your combat stats on an unconscious, lightly wounded bandit is a GENIUS idea... Until they wake up.

[Slayerhero90]

188: Being made of solid adamantine does NOT make you immune to squirrel demons.
189: Sewers are like that room in Headshoots. You cannot find them. Stop looking.

[Smashness]

190. Unless you are King of Everything, head hits are usually Difficult.
191. Raiding fortresses for food is a bad idea, namely because they have no food.
192. Hunting for werewolves in dark caves usually happens to be the home of a family of Hydras.
193. Bowmen and Crossbowmen should be avoided AT ALL COSTS
194. Stagnant water is disgusting.

[Smashness]

41. Even good biomes have alligators in them
42. Especially in rivers with no ramps that stun you when you jump in them
43. Fighting alligators whilst stunned is a loosing proposition

[m4davis]

195. don't run off into the desert with out sufficient blood all over your armor and your self

[Smashness]

Lol, I think I'll top this off.

196. Underground civs are not your friend.
197. You can only eat/drink thrice before you are full, even if you are dying of hunger and thirst.
198. Camels are ferocious beasts and will gladly cave in your skull.
199. Necromancer Towers have a lot more zombies than you think they do.
200. Attacking any monster even slightly bigger (and sometimes smaller) than you is a great source of !!Fun!!

[optimusjamie]

Think I'll continue this.
201. Clean yourself off after killing a vampire or werebeast. It's easy to forget what that blood came from when you've killed a load of things.
202. There's a good reason necromancers live alone in those towers. Bringing your zombie army into a town will likely get them all killed. Or get your army some new 'recruits'.

[miauw62]

185. If you set the zombies on fire, or modded them to be that way, it doesn't stop them. It only makes them more !!FUN!!

Makes them ten times more awesome tough.

EDIT:
About above, you can clean yourself  by getting in a river and then going out.

[Loud Whispers]

x. ALL OF THE RULES ARE STILL LYING.
^{No exceptions.}

[Xheia]

187. Training your combat stats on an unconscious, lightly wounded bandit is a GENIUS idea... Until they wake up.

I heard that it's actually useless to train on unconscious enemies.

[Hanslanda]

Nope. I am one hundred (100) percent sure it raises your stats. I've heard other people say the same as you, but maybe you should go try it. I have, and I'm Legendary Wrestling now... So...

[Devling]

187. Training your combat stats on an unconscious, lightly wounded bandit is a GENIUS idea... Until they wake up.

I heard that it's actually useless to train on unconscious enemies.

As long as your DOING the action it adds to your skill.
Period.
No exceptions.
Except book reading you can't raise that I think it hasn't been implemented yet.

[Splint]

203.  Going in a full blown assault on a tower with only two other soldiers is a great way to die a slow horrible death.