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[Broseph Stalin]

151. There's somebody behind that door.
152. That guy has a crossbow.
153. Everyone with a crossbow is a quickdraw champion.

[Trapezohedron]

154: Necromancers are well suited in evil regions, whatever that entails.

[Devling]

135. Don't think you're clever and sleep in someone's house to kill them  while they're unconscious. One dumbass always has insomnia.

never happened, not even once, i strangled countless cities overnight

it doesn't matter anyway since everyone in the civ is magically informed of your murders even without witness of any kind

Well, that's odd. I usually get one in a building that doesn't flash Z.

just sneak kill him first then, with high enough ambush he won't notice someone is strangling him

i'm really looking forward to the crime overhaul in adventure, being a mass murder/thief/whatever is not fun when everybody knows it real time

Usually if I'm strangling people in their sleep I'm not high enough level to kill a rooster in a one on one fight. But thanks anyway.

Wait, are there roosters? There must be.... Do humans/elves/whatever keep animals when you visit them in adventure mode?
'Cause I know that they harvest berrys and such, but the only meat I've seen on sale has been stuff like Grizzly bear spleens and prepared cougar hearts.

[luppolo]

yes but animals now are tied to civilization, so killing a person or a cat is essentially the same

[Devling]

yes but animals now are tied to civilization, so killing a person or a cat is essentially the same

So, all the races are super liberals?
Does dwarf fortress and LCS take place in the same universe?

[Spaghetti7]

155: You can kill someone by throwing sand.

[Xenogenic]

Ahhhhhh my eyes, it burns.... burns... bur....

[bluejello]

156:  swimming into a tunnel is not a good idea, especially if you just created the character.

[blackmagechill]

157: Necromancers are well suited in evil regions, and whatever that entrails.

[Xantalos]

155: You can kill someone by throwing sand.

Lame joke is lame, but POCKET SAND!!!

[lignition]

158. A handful of soldiers can take down a dragon. One legendary swordsman can't.

[Splint]

159. Starting out on an isladn too far to swim anywhere else and populated by frogmen who want you dead sucks.
160. Being a dwarven warrior who has to live off crab blood, brook water, and crab meat because you're trapped on aformentioned island doublesucks.

[lignition]

161. Worldgen is evil and will sit there rejecting worlds until you give up.

[Friendstrange]

162. Trying to trigger that weapon trap to get that sweet *<<*iron battle axe*>>* is a fruitless endeavor if you spotted it, no matter how many human skelletons and cheetahs you try to jam through it.

[Corai]

159. Starting out on an isladn too far to swim anywhere else and populated by frogmen who want you dead sucks.
160. Being a dwarven warrior who has to live off crab blood, brook water, and crab meat because you're trapped on aformentioned island doublesucks.

Give me that save, now. Please?