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[DrPoo]

1. Not all animals make a good snack, some of them, wich seem harmless, are actually pretty fucking dangerous, take a horse for example
2. Its better to go on your own than to go with other guys, you end up getting killed. (Atleast when night creatures are off)
3. Keep your equipment on you, you never know when you need that scraper or to carve a spear from that skeletal elephant you just killed
4. Evil areas are equal to nuclear wastelands
5. Not everyone are friendly

Max 5 things per post.

[rtg593]

"carve a spear from skeletal elephant"

... I must be missing something, cuz I've never seen or heard of an option to do that O_o :p

6: Its amazing how effective diving behind a tree or down a hill is at escaping a chasing enemy.

[DrPoo]

"carve a spear from skeletal elephant"

... I must be missing something, cuz I've never seen or heard of an option to do that O_o :p

6: Its amazing how effective diving behind a tree or down a hill is at escaping a chasing enemy.

Check out Genesis, it has adventure mode crafting, really awesome too, cool for when you want to make a warrior guy and decorate your weapons with the teeth of your opponents

[Eventide]

7: Water is not your friend. ._.

[weenog]

8. If your companion picks a stupid fight, don't rush to the rescue thinking 2 vs 1 will improve the odds.  A camel will kick your head clean off.

[ArKFallen]

9. Bogeymen will curb stomp you
10. Hydra bites can shear through bronze
11. Holding 10 swords doesn't make you a killing machine
12. Always wear a helmet
13. Birds aren't food

[DrPoo]

14. Magic usually gets really !!MAGIC!!, be aware of melting, also, burning off precious books really sucks(if that is possible)

[Eventide]

15: Yes, you may have just killed that dragon, but a wolf can still kill you if he's lucky.

[Ubiq]

16. While holding ten swords might not work out all that well, holding ten shields will.
17. A high level Thrower near a puddle of water is the Adventure Mode equivalent of heavy artillery.
18. Giving dwarves the ability to make kitchen cutlery allows them to make steel slicing knives, which are so sharp that they can apparently cut between the atoms in a suit of armor.
19. Even without meaning to, you can empty an entire backpack at once by putting a handful of water (or some other liquid) in it and then dropping the water.
20. Oceans in cold climates are made out of ice-nine.

[Eventide]

21: If you're unsure whether it will kill you or not, it probably will.
22: If you're sure it can't kill you, then it probably will just to spite you.

[ArKFallen]

23. Train dodging on small and harmless animals, like groundhogs
24. Even groundhogs can tear out your throat
25. There is no food in kobold caves
26. Caves are endless pits of no return
27. You can't kill something by drinking its blood repeatedly

[nomad]

28. don't go swimming right before sunset
29. before you try to train swimming somewhere, check for wildlife (alligators)
30. companions and water don't mix well
31. always head to the nearest towns keep before adventure, noone minds if you take all that stuff
32. dwarven battle trance does not make you impervous to ranged weapons and/or dragonfire

edit: apparently i have difficulties with numbers sometimes xD

[Dragor23]

33. DON'T fuck with the thousand cats in the cities. They will kill you. Horribly gory.
34. Beware of kids! These fuckers bite through steel.
35. Night Creatures don't breathe. Don't even try to strangle them.
36. Bowmen and Crossbowmen are worse than a dragon.
37. DON'T, DON'T, DON'T EVER TRY TO SLEEP ALONE IN THE WILDERNESS!!!!!!!

[Eventide]

38: In fact, don't sleep in the wilderness at all. You will get fucked up by ambushers before you wake up properly.

[blackmagechill]

39.Sometimes a sharpened stone is just a sharpened stone. Other times it acts like 00 buck shot.