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[Tarran]

I'm thinking of adding more weather stuff. What's the latest good version now, since the latest is apparently #47? Is it still #19?

[Eagleon]

As far as I know, yes, 19. We can always merge changes if there's a skip because someone's added something at the same time.

[Armok]

yea, 19. The number only inflated because I got paranoid after firefox crashed every single time I tried to ruin it for a while and I lots a bunch of stuff.

[Tarran]

Hm, I had a lot less ideas than I thought I had/more were covered than I thought.

Oh well, regardless, here: http://jsbin.com/idifof/48/edit

[Cerol Lenslens]

http://jsbin.com/idifof/49/edit

Minor change to existing code - Names were still returning 'undefined' occasionally. Turns out the random number generator sucks and returns a number from 0 to the max number. This sucks because the thing was apparently always intended for use with arrays, yet will always return a range 1 greater than that of the array.

Right now I'm getting around this by simply changing the input to '<array>.length -1', which means it should now return with a number that won't break everything. Later I'll see if I can find my old random number-generating code, which had both min and max inputs so you knew exactly what your output range was.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

Here's some effects from the code you guys have been making:

It is chilly and frosty outside twice. You go numb all over intermittently.

Congratulations, captain obvious.

You turn into a bear, and then you experience your greatest joy one thousand, three hundred and thirty seven times.

The initiation of a carebear.

The walls bleed around you until you successfully pass through the Cavern of Screams.

Sounds like I'm already in the Cavern of Screams. . .

You gain unmatched skill in mahjong, and then you are cursed to only speak in Words of Power until you spend a night in a haunted house.

Mahjong ro dah?

You grow a demon's tail, then you grow a pair of white feathery wings, and finally you turn into a fish.

Well, now I'm a demonic angelfish.

You become undead, and then you turn into a bear until you save the life of an innocent.

Great, now I'm gonna be used by some random Witch Doctor. . .

You are trapped in an ever-shifting labyrinth, but only while you are asleep.

DiCaprio is gonna have a hard time stealing my secrets.

Your nose turns silver and begins attacking you, then you are cursed to only speak in rhyme.

My silvery nose is attacking me/I rip it off and now I'm free

[Armok]

So... any ideas what to do with the code I made? It should be working already if not for these bullshit bugs with array indexes, and I rewrote everything like 3 times but I just don't have the experience with these messy arrays needed to have a chance at fixing this and spent way, way to long on it already. If we get it working it'd dramatically improve just about everything, allowing for all sorts of cool tricks of recursion and for new categories with tags and everything to be added as easily as an extra string is now...

[Cerol Lenslens]

So... any ideas what to do with the code I made? It should be working already if not for these bullshit bugs with array indexes, and I rewrote everything like 3 times but I just don't have the experience with these messy arrays needed to have a chance at fixing this and spent way, way to long on it already. If we get it working it'd dramatically improve just about everything, allowing for all sorts of cool tricks of recursion and for new categories with tags and everything to be added as easily as an extra string is now...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://jsbin.com/idifof/50/edit#html,live

The version in the spoiler appears to work like you wanted. (Of course, it's still missing most of the results to make testing easier, which is why it's spoiled: so nobody uses it as the latest.)

[Teneb]

Using the spoilered one in the post above I got...

You gain the enmity of Lord Michael 'The Digger' Maliussson VII for an hour.

You turn into a housecat. The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly.

Your name is changed to Joanna 'Ripper' Johnson, and then you turn into a horse for a week.

You gain the enmity of Lady Pauline 'Callahansbane' Callahan intermittently.

You gain the enmity of Lord John 'Butch' Smith IV, and then you are cursed to only speak in Klingon repeatedly.

Your name is changed to Joanna 'Crusher' Smythe Jr., and then you gain unmatched skill in opera singing all day, every February 29th.

You gain the enmity of Lady Pauline 'Crusher' Smith. It is warm and misty outside.

I've made quite lot of enemies today it seems.

[Armok]

So... any ideas what to do with the code I made? It should be working already if not for these bullshit bugs with array indexes, and I rewrote everything like 3 times but I just don't have the experience with these messy arrays needed to have a chance at fixing this and spent way, way to long on it already. If we get it working it'd dramatically improve just about everything, allowing for all sorts of cool tricks of recursion and for new categories with tags and everything to be added as easily as an extra string is now...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://jsbin.com/idifof/50/edit#html,live

The version in the spoiler appears to work like you wanted. (Of course, it's still missing most of the results to make testing easier, which is why it's spoiled: so nobody uses it as the latest.)

OMG yessss, awesome! It's *perfect*. Any idea why my nearly identical method didn't work.

Porting content now...

EDIT: "your mother get stricken with amnesia, and then you turn into a horse until you learn the value of friendship."

EDIT2: ok, I've spent WAAAAY to long on this, but I've gotten a lot done. I've entered everything up to and am next going to start on the Single Body Parts. Here's the file, again, very much in progress, but should give a good idea what I'm going for. Also, I'm skiping over the weather for now, since it's probably easier to just do over from the begining.

Spoiler: spoileered for messy in-progress (click to show/hide)

http://jsbin.com/idifof/63/edit#html

[Armok]

DUMP.

Starting to work on this again, but it'd be nice to know what someone else thing about it. I've probably put more effort into this then the original creator by now.

Ok, now it should actually be finished and done, but there are more incomprehensible errors, link: http://jsbin.com/idifof/69/edit#source

[Ehndras]

Local gravity reverses and then you grow a pair of black dragon wings.

Fuck. Yeah.

You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy and then you have an incredible orgasm for an hour.

Nice.

You become inexplicably aroused and then you turn into a wolf.

Must... Not... Post... Twilight joke...

Your penis, if any, turns navy blue and becomes electric-proof, then a pile of gold appears in front of you.

Magical porn star?

Your navel begins glowing repeatedly. Your ass grows flowers on it twice.

The... Fuck?

Your ass begins glowing and then you become more fleetfooted permanently.

...I can live with that?

You remember everything you have forgotten, then you are filled with arcane energies, and finally gems and jewelry materialize near you.

I fucking WISH.

Your right hand screams. Your ass has an orgasm repeatedly.

... o.O

[Akura]

I wonder if it's possible to write an SCP file about something that causes these effects to happen.

You become physically stronger and then you punch the first person you see repeatedly.

I can work with that.

A torrential rain falls and then you become drunk for a week.

Beer rain.

[miauw62]

A torrential rain falls and then you become drunk for a week.

Beer rain.

It has started raining dwarf  blood!

[Armok]

No comments on the changes I spent hours and hours making? :?