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[SeriousConcentrate]

I think what we need to do is create the B12 magical effect generator by combining all the current mods, post a link in this thread (maybe Jacob/Lee could add it to the OP), and perhaps take suggestions for more effects to be added in. Of course someone who knows html (because I don't >.>) would have to volunteer for it, but I think it would be highly entertaining.

[Tarran]

I don't know HTML or Java (reading the HTML, it references Javascript), but at the current point in time I'm kinda game for maintaining a forum mod every once and a while if I feel like it, unless someone wants to take the magic generator further past what it is already by changing the actual scripting.

[Eagleon]

http://jsbin.com/idifof/3/edit#html Has Armok's, Tarran's, my own, and Miauw's additions, spellchecked and grammar-nazi'd =P Feel free to un-nazi, some of it (like slowerfooted -> slow) is just personal preference. I also added a new sentence type to show how easy that is - find them below the fragments.

Tarran, I might have missed some of yours since you didn't put them in separately from the regular ones. It's a good idea to do this, if nothing else because it saves new contributors from adding things that already exist

To use: press render, enjoy.

Keep in mind, javascript is prone to opening you and others to nasty virus vulnerabilities in browsers. Don't try to get to revisions manually (like going to idifof/2/ or whatever, which was just a test) or you could introduce a complete stranger's exploits into your own revisions without realizing.

Edit: Herp derp, already found an error and a few typos. http://jsbin.com/idifof/4/edit#html

Your right hand ceases to exist, with a PANG as surrounding air fills the vacuum left behind for a thousand years.
Your spine has an orgasm for a week. Your penis, if any, grows hundreds of tiny eyes for an hour.
Your eyebrows becomes self aware permanently.
ALL OF YOUR EYES twitch and tremble twice.
Snow begins to fall and then you become inexplicably completely sexually uninterested permanently.
Your birthmarks, if any turn dark crimson and then spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body until you start to like it.
You have an incredible orgasm, then you become a pebble, and finally you glimpse into the future.

[miauw62]

Eh, you made a misser there, i did not make any additions xD

[Eagleon]

Eh, you made a misser there, i did not make any additions xD

I added your elephant, for the hell of ant.

[miauw62]

yay

[Cerol Lenslens]

Added a bunch. Fixed a few typos, too.

I tried adding conditionals to the duration list, but I'm not sure if it looks right in the results. Feel free to remove the 'until [you perform an action/have an action performed on you]' results from my contribution if you don't like the way they read.

[Eagleon]

Added a bunch. Fixed a few typos, too.

I tried adding conditionals to the duration list, but I'm not sure if it looks right in the results. Feel free to remove the 'until [you perform an action/have an action performed on you]' results from my contribution if you don't like the way they read.

You need to provide a link to the revision you made. JS Bin works by making a copy of the document with a new number for each save.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Added a bunch. Fixed a few typos, too.

I tried adding conditionals to the duration list, but I'm not sure if it looks right in the results. Feel free to remove the 'until [you perform an action/have an action performed on you]' results from my contribution if you don't like the way they read.

You need to provide a link to the revision you made. JS Bin works by making a copy of the document with a new number for each save.

Okay - I did a bunch of saves, since I kept finding things I wanted to change, so it's at http://jsbin.com/idifof/12/edit#html...

I keep seeing an 'undefined' error at the end of some of the outputs, but I haven't managed to track down the culprit.

[Akura]

Your eyes become feline permanently.

Creepy, and colorblind. Great.

You remember everything you have forgotten. An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land.

Goddamn, I didn't know memories were that powerful.

You feel your energy drained away, then you grow a pair of black dragon wings, and finally you feel your energy drained away.

High-maintenence wings?

Your wings, if any, both turn navy blue and then you become a water/ice elemental repeatedly.

Great, now my high-maintenence wings are blue.

You turn into a centaur, then you turn into a wolf anthro, and finally you turn into a dogperson.

Best furry ever?

You burst into flames, then you go deaf, and finally you burst into flames.

I assume my eardrums were burning the first time. But what was the second time?

Your right leg bursts into flames repeatedly.

Oh.

Your ass begins glowing repeatedly.

Hey, get away from my nuclear pile!

[Aseaheru]

wow.
just wow.

cats can see color, just its more blue and green.

[Tarran]

Has Armok's, Tarran's, my own, and Miauw's additions, spellchecked and grammar-nazi'd =P

Um, wow. That was out of nowhere.

Tarran, I might have missed some of yours since you didn't put them in separately from the regular ones. It's a good idea to do this, if nothing else because it saves new contributors from adding things that already exist

Yes, yes. I had never thought that it would be included in a larger mod. Give me a break.

Anyway, yes, you missed a huge amount of my stuff on the first section. After the turning into centaurs, I have a LOT of stuff added beneath there.

I'll add everything I only added. Anyone can remove anything I added if it is already covered by someone else: I'm not interested in checking too much. I'll also be completely overwriting my section in the 128s in case something was missed. If anybody had any corrections or anything that was not covered in the double slashes, feel free to redo them in both the 1s and 128s.

http://jsbin.com/idifof/14/edit -Ignore #13. It is an edit of #3. I'm new to this, give me a break.

But I have a few modifications to base texts. I want to know if anyone has any objections to these and why.

Spoiler: Modded text (click to show/hide)

Code: (Replaces "You turn into a teen/child" because they were too specific--some of us, like me, ARE teenagers.) [Select]

aItemWords[iCounter]="You become younger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone in the room becomes younger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You age"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone in the room ages"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1

Code: (Same with the above, just in the 128s) [Select]

aItemWords[iCounter]="you become younger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone in the room becomes younger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you age"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone in the room ages"
There are also two simple mods I made: Remove the "(not plant)" from "You become an earth (not plant) elemental", and the "black" from "You grow a pair of black dragon wings". My reasoning is the first, is that it is unneeded and seems waaay too unprofessional even for this. The second, is too specific to one color.

[SeriousConcentrate]

You die instantly.

  No need to see the rest of the spell. On to the next!

You are cursed to only speak in rhyme and then you feel frigid to the bone.

Being cold sucks ass/I'd like to give this spell a pass.

You turn into a snake repeatedly.

I guess being a snake's not too bad/I can think of worse things than being scale-clad.

There is a sudden eclipse and then you feel sick.

So now I'm a serpent that's sick/I'd better finish up this spell quick.

A fissure in the earth opens and releases an army of demons, but only for a few minutes.

This effect I'd prefer to trade/A snake has no chance against a demon brigade.

An apocalyptic flaming hailstorm rends the land and then you turn into a unicorn.

This is a day to mourn/The apocalypse brought by a rhyming unicorn.

(Ugh, those are bad, but at least I kept the gimmick up. )

[Eagleon]

Okay - I did a bunch of saves, since I kept finding things I wanted to change, so it's at http://jsbin.com/idifof/12/edit#html...

I keep seeing an 'undefined' error at the end of some of the outputs, but I haven't managed to track down the culprit.

The culprit is the bug I fixed in 4, which I introduced in my meddling hehe - the new sentence was missing a string in its aCheckText entry. Fixed here http://jsbin.com/idifof/15/edit

Tarran, I might have missed some of yours since you didn't put them in separately from the regular ones. It's a good idea to do this, if nothing else because it saves new contributors from adding things that already exist

Yes, yes. I had never thought that it would be included in a larger mod. Give me a break.

That wasn't just directed at you, no worries. I see it often enough in DF mods that I felt the need to make it a point.

But I have a few modifications to base texts. I want to know if anyone has any objections to these and why.

Spoiler: Modded text (click to show/hide)

Code: (Replaces "You turn into a teen/child" because they were too specific--some of us, like me, ARE teenagers.) [Select]

aItemWords[iCounter]="You become younger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone in the room becomes younger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You age"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone in the room ages"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1

Code: (Same with the above, just in the 128s) [Select]

aItemWords[iCounter]="you become younger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone in the room becomes younger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you age"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone in the room ages"
There are also two simple mods I made: Remove the "(not plant)" from "You become an earth (not plant) elemental", and the "black" from "You grow a pair of black dragon wings". My reasoning is the first, is that it is unneeded and seems waaay too unprofessional even for this. The second, is too specific to one color.

Sounds good to me.

[Antioch]

You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy and then you become drunk repeatedly.

dwarf walking into a legendary diner room (after having lost 5 of his friends in an ambush)