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[EveryZig]

Your eyes turn blue and then you die instantly for the rest of the day.

I guess your party cleric is in for a surprise when he tries to rez you.

  You are stricken with amnesia and then you become more intelligent for the rest of the day.

Out with the old knowledge, in with the new.

A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes for the rest of the day. The sky is clear and cloudless permanently.

What?

Your hair turns brown and grows fur, then you become more fleetfooted.

For when you want hair on your hair.

All of your limbs begin attacking you twice.

But... But I only have three chainsaws!

You laugh maniacally, then you turn into a dogperson, and finally gems and jewelry materialize near you.

Also known as Dogbert's invocation.

You burst into flames and then you become a water/ice elemental.

Your right foot turns blue and is cured of any maladies, then you turn into a snake.

No healthy foot for you!

Your ass begins attacking you and then the walls bleed around you for a week.

Just don't ask how it attacks you.

Gems and jewelry materialize near you, then a king's feast appears in front of you, and finally you die instantly.

For when you want to cut out the middle man of a genie/wish sequence.

You turn into the opposite gender, then you are compelled to obey the first order given to you, and finally everyone in the room becomes a teenager.

...

Your breasts, if any, become stronger.

And with them you shall defeat the gods themselves.

You become physically weaker and then you punch the first person you see for a week.

Well at least they will be wimpy punches...

You punch the first person you see and then you turn into a unicorn.

Great spell or best spell?

Your eyes fall out, but only for a few minutes.

After which you presumably pop them back in again.

[Scelly9]

You turn into the opposite gender, then you are compelled to obey the first order given to you, and finally everyone in the room becomes a teenager.

...

That is perfect.

[darkrider2]

You turn into the opposite gender, then you are compelled to obey the first order given to you, and finally everyone in the room becomes a teenager.

...

That is perfect.

That IS perfect.

You punch the first person you see and then you turn into a unicorn.

Definitely best spell on this one.

[iceball3]

Your penis, if any, begins glowing repeatedly.

Interesting glowstick, if you know what I meeeeen

A strong wind picks up and then you become physically weaker.

I cast atrophy breeze on opponent!

You turn into a housecat and then you turn into a housecat.

Housecatception!

You turn into a dogperson, then you lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any, and finally you become physically stronger.

Doggirl is a cool gal, she becomes a strong normal type and doesn't afraid of fighting types.

Your entire body grows an identical one right next to it and then you turn into a housecat for the rest of the day.

What would it be like to be your own pet? Let's find out!

A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere repeatedly. You turn into a wolf anthro, but only for a few minutes.

Interesting, I'd use that.

A thick fog rolls in for a week. You turn into a bird anthro.

And that

[Aramco]

There is an earthquake twice. You turn into a lizard for the rest of the day.

I love it.

Your eyes burst into flames repeatedly.

Spoiler: This explains EVERYTHING (click to show/hide)

Your left arm has an orgasm repeatedly. Your head bleeds for an hour.

My left... arm? I have no words...

Your navel grows fur for the rest of the day. Your hair gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic for a week.

uhhhh.... WAIT Mr. Fantastic? WORTH IT.

Your breasts, if any, turn gray and then you become a teenager repeatedly.

i don't even

[Tarran]

Your mouth bursts into flames for an hour.

Man that was some spicy food.

Wait, that was literal? OH GOD.

Your entire body throbs in pain for the rest of the day. Your right leg begins glowing, but only for a few minutes.

I'm gonna need a Geiger counter.

Your eyes turn brown and then you go deaf repeatedly.

Because being deaf is not enough, you gotta be deaf while deaf while still deaf.

The temperature drops by 40 degrees F for an hour. You turn into a dogperson for the rest of the day.

Apparently I'm the Werewolf of Winter for a day.

A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere and then you turn into a griffin.

Heck yeah, I'd say a little thunder is worth it.

You go blind, then you laugh maniacally, and finally you experience the worst memory of the nearest person.

I am now a mad, blind counselor.

Your ass bleeds permanently.

The worst spell.

The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly and then you become a teenager.

But... I'm already a teenager... How can I get more teen?

You die instantly repeatedly.

Kinda redundant.

There is a light drizzle of rain and then you grow a pair of white feathery wings.

Heck yeah, I am now an angel.

Your wings, if any, both turn invisible and then you become an earth (not plant) elemental twice.

Because being an Earth Elemental is not enough, you gotta be one while being one while having invisible wings.

An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land and then you are stricken with amnesia twice.

When the end comes, I'll be standing around in the middle of nowhere confused.

The moon is full in the sky and then you turn into a unicorn.

Wereunicorn.

Your penis, if any, grows an identical one right next to it twice. Your left foot begins attacking you.

My foot just can't take the Awesome Three.

A thick fog rolls in, but only for a few minutes. Local gravity reverses repeatedly.

Gravity reversing fog.

Your ass becomes stronger permanently. Everybody in the room but you grows an identical one right next to it, but only for a few minutes.

I HAVE THE BEST ASS.

You turn into a centaur, then you are filled with arcane energies, and finally you turn into a griffin.

Aw yeah, I'm a freaking magical Griffon.

[Itnetlolor]

 Your left foot shrinks permanently. Your right ear bleeds, but only for a few minutes.
 Your right leg bleeds and then you turn into a horse for an hour. (Get that shotgun away from me.)
 Plants grow rapidly near you and then a ghostly figure walks slowly by. (Shit. Graveyarded.)
 The sky is clear and cloudless and then you punch the first person you see. (What a nice day. I feel like hitting someone.)
 The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F for an hour. Plants wither around you repeatedly. (Yeah, because we're all melting out in this heat.)
 Your teeth turn brick red and then you get the giggles permanently. (My teeth are like bricks. Hehehe.)
 Snow begins to fall and then all nearby wood sprouts tree branches for an hour. (Snowseed)
 It is hot and dry outside for the rest of the day. You grow a pair of white feathery wings repeatedly. (Regular good weather outside, become an angel.)
 Your eyes become weak permanently. (Jokes on you, my eyes suck already.)
 You turn into a tiger repeatedly. (Grrrr....)
 Your left foot throbs in pain for an hour. (Comes with sitting while at the computer for most of the day.)
 Your left arm grows an identical one right next to it for the rest of the day. Your navel enlarges for an hour. (Fractal arm, or ladder arm?)
 A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins repeatedly. You turn into a housecat, but only for a few minutes. (Now I can talk to my cats about the weather.)
 Local gravity reverses for the rest of the day. (Thank God I'm not outside then.)
 The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F repeatedly. (Oh crap.)
 A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere and then you remember everything you have forgotten for an hour. (I don't generate lightbulbs when I get ideas, I brainstorm lost memories.)
 Your head gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic for a week. (Fantastic)
 It is warm and misty outside and then you become a fire elemental permanently. (Bullcrap! Just kill me already.)
 The sky is clear and cloudless and then you become more intelligent. (My head is clear.)
 Your breasts, if any, turn pink and then you turn into a bird anthro, but only for a few minutes. (What.)
 Your left hand becomes stronger and then you have an incredible orgasm. (Successful Me Time?)
 Everyone in the room becomes a teenager, then you become a mouse anthro, and finally you become undead. (Sounds like an anime plot.)
 Your ass shrivels for the rest of the day. (My ass getting off the chair for a whole day's worth of computer time is like going from a grape into a raisin.)
 Your head falls off twice. Your ass explodes, but only for a few minutes. (Ow.)

[Sirus]

Local gravity reverses and then you glimpse into the future.

Cool. Better hope I'm indoors though.

ALL OF YOUR EYES become stronger, but only for a few minutes.

Eh.

You become undead, then you turn into the opposite gender, and finally you become a plant elemental.

So I'm an undead dryad? Kinda cool, I guess.

Plants wither around you, but only for a few minutes. You go blind permanently.

WHY?

Your entire body grows flowers on it and then you get a free wish twice.

First wish: get rid of these flowers on me.

Everybody in the room but you bursts into flames and then you turn into a wolf for the rest of the day.

Oh dear.

The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F, but only for a few minutes. You turn into a griffin permanently.

Awesome!

Your teeth scream permanently.

OH GOD NIGHTMARE FUEL!

This is fun!

[Draxis]

The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F repeatedly and then you become drenched in water for an hour.
- Impressive.
 Your entire body screams and then you go blind
 - More nightmare fuel
Your left leg turns yellow and bursts into flames and then you feel an inexplicable feeling of peace and joy.
An apocalyptic flaming hailstorm rends the land and then you feel an inexplicable feeling of peace and joy.
 - Pretty inexplicable.
 Your right arm explodes permanently.
 - Good, wouldn't want it exploding temporarily
 Your teeth shrink.
 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
 You forget every language you know and then you become hungry.
 - As if it weren't bad enough...
 Everybody in the room but you screams and then you become undead for the rest of the day.
 - In that order.
Your left ear becomes fireproof and then you forget every language you know.
 - Totally worth it.
You laugh maniacally and then an apocalyptic flaming hailstorm rends the land and then you grow a useless pair of faerie wings
 - MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A ghostly figure walks slowly by and then you become inexplicably aroused and then ALL OF YOUR EYES shrink for a week.
 - What?
You feel frightened and then you become drunk and then you become filled with arcane energies.
 - Pretty much.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Your left hand bursts into flames for a week. Your penis, if any, becomes electric-proof repeatedly.

Uh...

Your penis, if any, falls off and then you become more intelligent for the rest of the day.

O_O

The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly for the rest of the day. A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes, but only for a few minutes.

Nice to know my penis is at least enjoying the sunshine. While being electric-proof. And my left hand is still on fire.

You glimpse into the future and then you are struck by lightning permanently.

I can see my future. My future says I'm unlucky that my detached electricity-proof penis isn't taking the lightning for me. ;.;

Your ass gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic for an hour.

Great. I am the biggest freak right now.

You die instantly and then everyone in the room becomes a child repeatedly.

Well... at this point I probably already died from the repeated lightning, so at least everyone else got a fountain o' youth spell off of my rotting corpse.

Also, posting to watch.

[Guardian G.I.]

I can see my future. My future says I'm unlucky that my detached electricity-proof penis isn't taking the lightning for me. ;.;

I'm so sigging it.

[Megaman]

Your tongue gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic and then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips for a week.

Who the hell is Mr.Fantastic?

edit: It also appears only my tongue can ever gain his fantastic powers, feel free to correct me.

[Scelly9]

The main guy in the Fantastic 4. He can stretch, use it wisely. 

[Megaman]

...

So my tongue c-

What the hell?

[borno]

Your left hand grows flowers on it, but only for a few minutes. Your penis, if any, shrivels for an hour.

Nuuuu!