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[zomara0292]

I have a sudden urge to host an RTD where you can only use spells generated with this.

Please do. i will join in a heart beat.

[TherosPherae]

The moon is full in the sky and then you turn into a housecat for a week.

.....Werecat?

Your ass bleeds.

That's... some spell, there. Yep.

Your teeth explode for a week.

This is exactly what it's like having braces, except they taste slightly less like gunpowder.

Local gravity reverses permanently.

Somebody call NASA.

[tomas1297]

I have a sudden urge to host an RTD where you can only use spells generated with this.

Please do. i will join in a heart beat.

...Ok, but this is going to be damn crazy. xD
 I'll count that as a "reserved spot" post.

[Akura]

Your left foot turns black and bleeds, then you feel your energy drained away.

Sounds like a FB syndrome.

Cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton. It begins hailing.

That sounds entirely reasonable.

The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly, but only for a few minutes. The moon is full in the sky permanently.

Sun: "I QUIT! Moon, take my job."
Moon: "Yay!"

Your right arm begins attacking you and then you go blind for an hour.

My arm hit me in the eye, apparently.

Your wings, if any, both turn dark purple and then everyone in the room becomes a child twice.

Almost got arrested for that, you know.

A tornado strikes and then gems and jewelry materialize near you twice.

Best. Tornado. Ever.

You're suddenly drenched with water. There is a light drizzle of rain.

Ya think?

A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes and then you become a water/ice elemental.

Well, that is how you turn into an ice elemental.

Your right arm turns red and becomes stronger, then you become a centaur.

Oh god, I've turned into a charger zombie centaur.

You grow a pair of dragon black wings, then you go blind, and finally you turn into the opposite gender.

Hoo boy, that's making a rather sexy image in my head right there.

EDIT:

You're suddenly drenched with water, then you become a child, and finally you turn into a mermaid.

Oh great, I'm the Little Mermaid. Worse, I'm the crappy sequel.

[tomas1297]

I have a sudden urge to host an RTD where you can only use spells generated with this.

Please do. i will join in a heart beat.

...Ok, but this is going to be damn crazy. xD
 I'll count that as a "reserved spot" post.

reserve a spot for me!

Too late. You can have a waitlist spot, if you want to.

[Armok]

This is the best thing.

Also up for joining the RTD.

Your penis, if any, turns pale green and grows fur, then you are wracked with pain from head to toe. (OW)

 You get a free wish and then spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body for a week. (still worth it?)

 Your breasts, if any, throb in pain for a week.

 Your mouth screams for the rest of the day.

 Your penis, if any, turns brown and feels icy cold, then you turn into the opposite gender.

 You have an incredible orgasm and then you experience your worst fear for a week.

 Your tail, if any, grows fur for the rest of the day.

[darkrider2]

Your ass becomes fireproof

YES.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Everybody in the room but you falls off for an hour.

Falls off of what?

Your breasts, if any, are healed of all wounds twice.

Uhhhh....

Local gravity reverses permanently. There is a faint breeze for an hour.

That breeze is the atmosphere escaping.

Your teeth turn black and then the walls bleed around you permanently.

I think I could pick up goths with this.

Local gravity reverses twice. There is an earthquake permanently.

So, gravity doesn't change, but OH GOD, MY ENTIRE STATE!

Your tail, if any, has an orgasm and then you turn into a housecat permanently.

Thank god they were in that specific order!

Your entire body grows flowers on it.

Evildoer, your day is at hand! For I, The Boquet, am here to bring you to justice!

Snow begins to fall permanently. A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere.

Awesome!

A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes for a week. The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F repeatedly.

THAT IS NOT HOW SNOW WORKS.

You become physically stronger, then you become a centaur, and finally you become a fire elemental.

So, I'm a flaming Arthour?

You become drunk and then you turn into a bear permanently.

Drunken bear is best bear.

You remember everything you have forgotten and then all items and clothing in the room disappear for a week.

OH GOD I WISH I COULD FORGET THIS!

All of your limbs scream twice.

Uhhh...

You turn into a dog and then gems and jewelry materialize near you permanently.

I may be a dog, but at least I'm rich!

You turn into a mouse, then you punch the first person you see, and finally you become a child.

Violent baby mouse. Great.

 

Local gravity reverses permanently. You turn into a tiger for an hour.

"Daddy, can tigers fly?"

Your penis, if any, turns invisible and grows an identical one right next to it, then you become a teenager.

Now that I'm a teenager, I'm going to have a blast with this!

[Zrk2]

Your right ear has an orgasm twice.

Your left leg has an orgasm and then you become more intelligent permanently.

Your teeth explode for an hour.

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 The moon is full in the sky for an hour. You have a flashback into the nearest person's past for a week.

The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly and then you grow a pair of white feathery wings.

I've discovered  spell to become an angel. And have region-specific orgasms.

[Itnetlolor]

 A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere and then the walls bleed around you. (Holy shit. Blood hurricane.)
 You become a centaur. A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere. (Thunderhorse!)
 There is a light drizzle of rain twice. You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy. (I also call it the Double Rainbow.)
 Your left foot turns brown and bleeds, then you become slowfooted. (Gee, thanks)
 You glimpse into the future, then you turn into a mouse, and finally you experience your worst fear.
 Your left hand turns brown and becomes weaker, then you become inexplicably aroused. (That can come at the worst of times.)
 A torrential rain falls permanently. (Welcome to Hurricane Season Florida.)
 Your teeth are healed of all wounds permanently. (Best one yet. My teeth are crap.)
 You're suddenly drenched with water, then you grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail, and finally you turn into a bear. (Dragon-bear God)
 There is an earthquake permanently. You are compelled to obey the first order given to you repeatedly.
 Your right arm shrinks repeatedly. Your head grows fur permanently.
 All of your limbs feel icy cold, but only for a few minutes. (best used when in the same bed as someone. Bug the crap outta them.)
 A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere for an hour. (More hurricane season)
 Your hair grows flowers on it repeatedly. Your tail, if any, feels icy cold. (The Chia Pet effect/curse.)
 You die instantly, then you turn into a dog, and finally you turn into a bird anthro. (What.)
 Your tail, if any, bleeds and then you turn into a mermaid permanently. (Ouch.)
 You glimpse into the future and then you turn into a catperson twice. (What the hell?)

[King DZA]

Let us see what amazing spells the generator gifts to one as glorious as I:

It is hot and dry outside and then you turn into a bear.

Might be a little uncomfortable with all the extra hair, but acceptable overall.

Your tongue becomes electric-proof for a week.

I could see that as being mildly useful. Could also preform a few good party tricks with it, no doubt.

Your right arm enlarges. Your left foot becomes weaker permanently.

I think I could live with that trade-off.

The walls bleed around you and then you become inexplicably aroused twice.

Because nothing turns me on more than blood covered walls.

Everybody in the room but you turns golden and becomes weaker, then you become a ghost.

Would certainly add some extra elegance to the place.

Your left ear begins attacking you for an hour.

That seems like it could be rather annoying...Eh, I guess I only really need one.

Your wings, if any, both throb in pain repeatedly.

Suppose I might as well get rid of those too, then.

Your tail, if any, enlarges and then cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton repeatedly.

Can never have enough cotton. Hopefully the massive tail with help compensate for the weak left foot...

The temperature drops by 40 degrees F and then you turn into a tiger.

It seems my shapeshifting abilities are heavily dependent on temperature.

You remember everything you have forgotten repeatedly.

A constantly refreshing memory. Neat.

Gems and jewelry materialize near you and then you become inexplicably aroused twice.

Because the only thing that turns me on as much as blood covered walls, is vast riches. I'm also apparently incapable of being aroused by anything any more or less than twice.

Lovely.

[Megaman]

ALL OF YOUR EYES turn pink and then you turn into the opposite gender.

I was quite terrified by the caps.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Your right leg grows flowers on it and then you are stricken with amnesia for the rest of the day.

What happend? where am i? and what the fuck are these on my leg?

Your eyes turn brown and then you feel your energy drained away for an hour.

nice eyes, but lethargic. got it.

You turn into a horse and then you become physically weaker for the rest of the day.

But I though hoses were stronger than humans...

Your teeth turn blue and then you become a teenager permanently.

Aw, fuck. I just stopped this month! I don't want to be a teenager so soon!

A strong wind picks up twice.

Whoosh. Whoosh.

You are compelled to obey the first order given to you for the rest of the day.

Yeth, Marthter.

Your head becomes fireproof for a week. Your left hand throbs in pain for an hour.

Pain in my hand in return for fireproofing? seems fair.

Your tail, if any, begins attacking you repeatedly. Your head has an orgasm for an hour.

Ouch, tail, stop hitting... Oh, shit, that felt good.

[Carcanken]

Its weird, yet hilarious.

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 Your left leg shrinks permanently. Your penis, if any, becomes fireproof for an hour.
You grow some black dragon wings
Your breasts, if any, grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail, then you go blind, and finally you become drunk.

[Flying Dice]

Your penis, if any, screams for a week.

Uh...

Your eyes begin attacking you for a week.

Sounds interesting.

A thick fog rolls in, but only for a few minutes. Everyone in the room becomes a child for the rest of the day.

Awesome.