Topic: Random Magical Effect Generator (Read 37482 times)

Angel Of Death · « **Reply #90 on:** May 31, 2012, 09:58:28 pm »

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Your penis, if any, turns lavender and gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic, then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips.

But what if nobody is close to me?

inteuniso · « **Reply #91 on:** May 31, 2012, 10:21:00 pm »

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Your entire body bursts into flames for a week.
Your right ear begins attacking you for an hour.
Your right foot bursts into flames for the rest of the day. Your ass has an orgasm.

Eagleon · « **Reply #92 on:** June 01, 2012, 01:19:00 am »

The generator is entirely stored within the HTML of the page, so it's really easy to edit if you're bored.

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Your ass becomes incredibly sharp twice. Your tail, if any, feels icy cold for the rest of the day.
Your left foot turns brick red and grows thorny protrusions, then you get the giggles.
Your mouth turns brick red and resists magic, then you become inexplicably aroused.
Your right hand gains a protective chitin layer, but only for a few minutes.
Your penis, if any, swaps with the nearest of the same, but only for a few minutes.

Yeah...

Tarran · « **Reply #93 on:** June 01, 2012, 03:35:44 am »

Ooh, that's interesting. Thanks for telling us. I wonder what kind of wacky things people will think of now.

Edit: I made my own version if anyone's interested. It allows various fun stuff. I would explain more, but the 40K character limit is being hit.

Here's some examples of my custom stuff. Bolded my own stuff.

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All of your limbs turn brown and then you become an elf thrice.

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Local gravity doubles twice. You turn into a small bird for an hour.

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It begins raining syrup. There is a light drizzle of rain for the rest of the day.

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Your left pinky finger looses all bones, if any for an hour.

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A The Day After Tomorrow-style hailstorm begins for the rest of the day.

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Your right middle finger bursts into flames and then you become a green slime for a week.

To get this to work, copy the code below into a text file, then change the extension (.txt) of the file name into .htm or whatever HTML file extension you use. Open with a web browser and tada.

Code: [Select]

<html>

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type"
content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage Express 2.0">
<title>Random Magical Effect Generator:</title>
</head>

<body>
<script language="JAVASCRIPT">
<!--
var aItemWords = new Array()
var aItemCodes = new Array()
var aCheckArray = new Array()
var aCheckText = new Array()
var aDescSeed = new Array()
var aVocab = new Array();


var iCounter=0

//Example data.
//Data has binary flags (1,2,4,8,16, etc.)
// In this example we have
// 1 - You, blah blah blah
// 2 - Colors
// 4 - Plural body parts
// 8 - Weather
// 16 - .
// 32 - Single body parts
// 64 - Single body effects
// 128 - AND you blah blah blah
// 256 - Plural body effects

aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a housecat"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a dog"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a snake"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a small bird"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a falcon"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a horse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a centaur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a unicorn"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a tiger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a wolf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a mouse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a lizard"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a fish"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a griffin"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a mermaid"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a bear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a catperson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a dogperson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a wolf anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a lizardfolk"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a bird anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a centaur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a mouse anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a dragon"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an elf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a dwarf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a goblin"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a kobold"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a naga"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an angel"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a high angel"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a demon"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a pit fiend"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a succubus"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a incubus"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a deer"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a lion"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a drake"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a tree"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a shrub"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a rock"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a pebble"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a statue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a statue of yourself"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a green slime"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a fire elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a water/ice elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an electric elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an air elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an earth elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You die instantly"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You die a painful death over 5 minutes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You die boring death over 1 hour"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You die in the most boring way possible over 1 day"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You lose your flesh and become undead"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a zombie undead"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are stricken with amnesia"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become physically stronger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become physically weaker"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into the opposite gender"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become non-gendered"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become more fleetfooted"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become slowerfooted"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your feet turn into stone"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are filled with arcane energies"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel like the energies of the gods are flowing into your body"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel your energy drained away"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become more intelligent"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your intelligence drops"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You go numb all over"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are wracked with pain from head to toe"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You burst into flames"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are struck by lightning"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel frigid to the bone"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel like you're boiling"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You're suddenly drenched with water"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You punch the first person you see"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You kick the first person you see"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become hungry"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become full"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel sick"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel deadly sick"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are compelled to obey the first order given to you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You lose all free will and must obey all orders given to you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You sense the thoughts and emotions of everyone nearby"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You forget every language you know"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You suddenly know a language you never knew"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You remember everything you have forgotten"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You have a flashback into the nearest person's past"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You glimpse into the future"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You relive your worst memory"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You relive your best memory"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You experience your worst fear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You experience your greatest joy"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You go blind"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You go deaf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your vision improves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your hearing improves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel frightened"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel brave"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A pile of gold appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Gems and jewelry materialize near you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Magical books appear around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Well made weapons and armor appear in fron of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="All nearby wood sprouts tree branches"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A nearby tree comes to life"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="The walls bleed around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="The walls groan and crack around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A ghostly figure walks slowly by"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A ghost appears out of nowhere for a few seconds and scares you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A king's feast appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A piece of rotten cheese appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="All items and clothing in the room disappear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of white feathery wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of large bat wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a demon's tail"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of dragon wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your arms morph into bird wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become inexplicably aroused"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You have an incredible orgasm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become inexplicably completely sexually uninterested"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You suddenly feel very sexually displeased"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You breasts, if any, suddenly fill with milk"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone can read your mind"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your experience the worst memory of the nearest person"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You get a free wish"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You laugh maniacally"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become drunk"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You get the giggles"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a plant elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become younger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone in the room becomes younger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You age"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone in the room ages"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a ghost"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You kiss the person closest to you on the lips"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You fall in love with the first person of the opposite gender that you see"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are enraged at the first person you see"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a xenomorph"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1

aItemWords[iCounter]="brick red"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="bright orange"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="straw yellow"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="forest green"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="dark crimson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="pale blue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="navy blue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="golden"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="silver"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="white"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="black"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="gray"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="dark purple"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="pink"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="brown"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="pale green"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="beige"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="invisible"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="lemon yellow"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="blue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="red"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="lavender"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2

aItemWords[iCounter]="Your eyes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your wings, if any, both"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your breasts, if any,"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="All of your limbs"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="ALL OF YOUR EYES"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your teeth"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4

aItemWords[iCounter]="It begins to rain"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A strong wind picks up"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Snow begins to fall"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The sky is clear and cloudless"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The sky is gray and overcast"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="There is a light drizzle of rain"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="There is a faint breeze"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A torrential rain falls"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="There is a sudden eclipse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The moon is full in the sky"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The temperature drops by 40 degrees F"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It is hot and dry outside"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It is warm and misty outside"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It is chilly and frosty outside"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A thick fog rolls in"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="There is an earthquake"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Plants wither around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Plants grow rapidly near you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It begins hailing"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A tornado strikes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Local gravity reverses"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Local gravity doubles"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Local gravity halves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Local gravity stops"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A meteor strikes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It begins raining blood"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It begins raining syrup"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A The Day After Tomorrow-style hailstorm begins"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8

aItemWords[iCounter]="."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" twice."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" thrice."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" for the rest of the day."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=", but only for a few minutes."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" permanently."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" for an hour."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" for a week."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" repeatedly."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16

aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left arm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right arm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left hand"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left foot"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right hand"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right foot"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left leg"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right leg"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your tail, if any,"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your nose"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your hair"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your tongue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your mouth"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left ear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right ear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your penis, if any,"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your vagina, if any,"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your breasts, if any,"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your ass"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your entire body"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your head"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your navel"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everybody in the room but you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left big toe"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right big toe"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left pinky toe"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right pinky toe"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left index finger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right index finger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left thumb"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right thumb"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left middle finger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right middle finger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left pinky finger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right pinky finger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32

aItemWords[iCounter]="enlarges"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="shrinks"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="begins glowing"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="bursts into flames"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="feels icy cold"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="throbs in pain"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you are wracked with pain from head to toe"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you burst into flames"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you punch the first person you see"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you go deaf"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="your hearing improves"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you feel brave"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="a pile of gold appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="gems and jewelry materialize near you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="magical books appear around you"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="well made weapons and armor appear in fron of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="all nearby wood sprouts tree branches"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="a nearby tree comes to life"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="the walls bleed around you"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="a ghostly figure walks slowly by"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="a ghost appears out of nowhere for a few seconds and scares you"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="a piece of rotten cheese appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="all items and clothing in the room disappear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a pair of large bat wings"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a pair of dragon wings"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="your arms morph into bird wings"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you become inexplicably aroused"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you have an incredible orgasm"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you become inexplicably completely sexually uninterested"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you suddenly feel very sexually displeased"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you breasts, if any, suddenly fill with milk"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone can read your mind"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="your experience the worst memory of the nearest person"
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aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
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aItemWords[iCounter]="bleed"
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Dutchling · « **Reply #94 on:** June 01, 2012, 06:18:20 am »

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Your breasts, if any, scream for a week.

Armok · « **Reply #95 on:** June 01, 2012, 10:22:26 am »

It is obvious what we must do. We must all cooperate to come up with strings and improvements and the more technically skilled must implement these.

for the same field as things duplicating or changing colour or growing flowers or burning:
"freezes solid"
"melts"
"twitches and trembles"
"has an epileptic seizure"
"is afflicted by necrotic rot"
"become self aware"
"swells to fill the room"
"cease existing instantly, with a PANG as surrounding air fills the vacuum left behind"
"grows hundreds of tiny eyes"
"emits and unbearable stench"

someone please test how these work out.

RedKing · « **Reply #96 on:** June 01, 2012, 10:42:22 am »

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Plants wither around you. You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy for a week.

Presumably from not having to mow the lawn.

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Your hair turns lavender and screams, then you experience your worst fear.

Well shit...now my worst fear IS my hair turning lavender and screaming.

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You turn into a tiger and then you grow a pair of black dragon wings repeatedly.

AWESOME! Fear me, I am Tiger Dragon! I...shit...okay, eight pairs of wings is enough, thank you! Help!

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Everyone in the room becomes a teenager and then you turn into a bear for the rest of the day.

A soon-to-be well-fed bear.

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Your navel begins attacking you twice.

wat

GlyphGryph · « **Reply #97 on:** June 01, 2012, 11:13:42 am »

Okay, let's do this.

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You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy permanently.

... Okay, I think I'm done.

...

One more.

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You turn into a griffin twice.

Fuck yes. Now I am DEFINITELY done.

I am the happiest Gryphon alive.

Truean · « **Reply #98 on:** June 01, 2012, 11:58:57 am »

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Everybody in the room but you feels icy cold and then your vision improves permanently.
You glimpse into the future.
A thick fog rolls in for an hour. A torrential rain falls for a week.
You turn into the opposite gender permanently.
Your wings, if any, both turn beige and then you lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any for the rest of the day.
Plants wither around you twice. A thick fog rolls in permanently.

Better vision, can see into the future, and there's some thick fog around. Don't care.

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You turn into the opposite gender permanently.

.... Hell yes. Understatement. That's basically my biggest problem solved right there.

Eagleon · « **Reply #99 on:** June 01, 2012, 12:03:09 pm »

Quote from: Armok on June 01, 2012, 10:22:26 am

It is obvious what we must do. We must all cooperate to come up with strings and improvements and the more technically skilled must implement these.

When I say really easy, I mean it's a matter of copy/pasting two lines in the appropriate section.

Spoiler: Stuff You Don't Need To Know (click to show/hide)

All you need to know to mod is to keep one of the coding entries -after- the sentency ones. So like
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a child"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
You can copy-paste that immediately after the number and change the new entry to
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a giraffe"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128

Quote

Everybody in the room but you turns straw yellow and cease existing instantly, with a PANG as surrounding air fills the vacuum left behind, then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips.

miauw62 · « **Reply #100 on:** June 01, 2012, 12:09:28 pm »

Quote from: Eagleon on June 01, 2012, 12:03:09 pm

aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a child"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
You can copy-paste that immediately after the number and change the new entry to
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a elephant"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128

FTFY

Tarran · « **Reply #101 on:** June 01, 2012, 02:25:50 pm »

5 random spells taken from my own modified generator.

Quote

Your left hand turns golden and begins attacking you, then everyone in the room becomes younger.

Oh great, like I wanted to be a child again.

Also, why left hand? Why you mad?

Quote

It is chilly and frosty outside thrice. There is a light drizzle of rain permanently.

Does it really need to be chilly and frosty three times?

Also, light drizzle of rain isn't really a rare thing where I live, so no problem.

Quote

Your wings, if any, both become weak for the rest of the day.

Good thing I don't have any wings.

Quote

It begins raining syrup and then a nearby tree comes to life.

That's the tree going "YOU PLAYING WITH THE BLOOD OF MY BROS? YOU SIGNED UP FOR A TRAIN OF WHOOP-ASS."

Quote

You burst into flames thrice.

Oh come on, did I really need to be set on fire three times?

Armok · « **Reply #102 on:** June 01, 2012, 04:59:20 pm »

Oh, that's rather easy.

lesse...

And here's my extensive mod:

Code: [Select]

<html>

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type"
content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage Express 2.0">
<title>Random Magical Effect Generator:</title>
</head>

<body>
<script language="JAVASCRIPT">
<!--
var aItemWords = new Array()
var aItemCodes = new Array()
var aCheckArray = new Array()
var aCheckText = new Array()
var aDescSeed = new Array()
var aVocab = new Array();


var iCounter=0

//Example data.
//Data has binary flags (1,2,4,8,16, etc.)
// In this example we have
// 1 - You, blah blah blah
// 2 - Colors
// 4 - Plural body parts
// 8 - Weather
// 16 - .
// 32 - Single body parts
// 64 - Single body effects
// 128 - AND you blah blah blah
// 256 - Plural body effects

aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a housecat"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a dog"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a snake"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a small bird"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a falcon"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a horse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a centaur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a unicorn"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a tiger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a wolf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a mouse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a lizard"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a fish"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a griffin"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a mermaid"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a bear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a catperson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a dogperson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a wolf anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a lizardfolk"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a bird anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a centaur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a mouse anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a fire elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a water/ice elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an electric elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an air elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an earth (not plant) elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You die instantly"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become undead"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are stricken with amnesia"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become physically stronger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become physically weaker"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into the opposite gender"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become more fleetfooted"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become slowerfooted"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are filled with arcane energies"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel your energy drained away"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become more intelligent"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your intelligence drops"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You go numb all over"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are wracked with pain from head to toe"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You burst into flames"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are struck by lightning"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel frigid to the bone"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You're suddenly drenched with water"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You punch the first person you see"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become hungry"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are compelled to obey the first order given to you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You sense the thoughts and emotions of everyone nearby"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You forget every language you know"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You remember everything you have forgotten"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You have a flashback into the nearest person's past"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You glimpse into the future"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You relive your worst memory"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You experience your worst fear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You go blind"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You go deaf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your vision improves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your hearing improves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel frightened"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A pile of gold appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Gems and jewelry materialize near you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="All nearby wood sprouts tree branches"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="The walls bleed around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A ghostly figure walks slowly by"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A king's feast appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="All items and clothing in the room disappear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of white feathery wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of dragon black wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become inexplicably aroused"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You have an incredible orgasm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone can read your mind"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your experience the worst memory of the nearest person"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You get a free wish"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You laugh maniacally"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become drunk"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You get the giggles"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a plant elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a child"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone in the room becomes a child"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a teenager"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone in the room becomes a teenager"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a ghost"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You kiss the person closest to you on the lips"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1

aItemWords[iCounter]="brick red"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="bright orange"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="straw yellow"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="forest green"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="dark crimson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="pale blue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="navy blue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="golden"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="silver"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="white"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="black"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="gray"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="dark purple"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="pink"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="brown"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="pale green"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="beige"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="invisible"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="lemon yellow"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="blue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="red"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="lavender"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2

aItemWords[iCounter]="invisible"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2

aItemWords[iCounter]="Your eyes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your wings, if any, both"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your breasts, if any,"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="All of your limbs"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="ALL OF YOUR EYES"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your teeth"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4

aItemWords[iCounter]="Your thumbs"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="all your fingers"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your lungs"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your eyebrows"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your friends"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your birthmarks, if any"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your posessions"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your entrails"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4


aItemWords[iCounter]="It begins to rain"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A strong wind picks up"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Snow begins to fall"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The sky is clear and cloudless"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The sky is gray and overcast"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="There is a light drizzle of rain"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="There is a faint breeze"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A torrential rain falls"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="There is a sudden eclipse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The moon is full in the sky"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The temperature drops by 40 degrees F"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It is hot and dry outside"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It is warm and misty outside"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It is chilly and frosty outside"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A thick fog rolls in"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="There is an earthquake"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Plants wither around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Plants grow rapidly near you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It begins hailing"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A tornado strikes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Local gravity reverses"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8

aItemWords[iCounter]="."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" twice."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" for the rest of the day."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=", but only for a few minutes."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" permanently."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" for an hour."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" for a week."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" repeatedly."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16

aItemWords[iCounter]=" one thousand, three hundred and thirty seven times."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" for a thousand years."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" four times."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" intermintently."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" untill you start to like it."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" and it keeps happening."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16

aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left arm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right arm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left hand"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left foot"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right hand"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right foot"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left leg"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right leg"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your tail, if any,"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your nose"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your hair"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your tongue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your mouth"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left ear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right ear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your penis, if any,"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your ass"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your entire body"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your head"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your navel"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everybody in the room but you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32

aItemWords[iCounter]="your family"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="your spleen"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="your face"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="your belly"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="your spine"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone within a 2-mile radius"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="your clothes, if any"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="the next smallet toe on your left foot"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32


aItemWords[iCounter]="enlarges"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="shrinks"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="begins glowing"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="bursts into flames"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="feels icy cold"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="throbs in pain"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="becomes stronger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="becomes weaker"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="falls off"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="grows an identical one right next to it"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="begins attacking you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="explodes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="screams"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="has an orgasm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="bleeds"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="is cured of any maladies"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="grows flowers on it"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="grows fur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="shrivels"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="becomes fireproof"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="becomes electric-proof"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64

aItemWords[iCounter]="freezes solid"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="melts"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="twitches and trembles"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="has an epileptic seizure"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="is afflicted by necrotic rot"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="becomes self aware"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="swells to fill the room"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="cease to exist instantaneusly (with a PANG as surrounding air fills the vacuum left behind)"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="grows hundreds of tiny eyes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="emits and unbearable stench"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64

aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a housecat"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a dog"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a snake"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a small bird"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a falcon"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a horse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a unicorn"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a tiger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a wolf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a mouse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a lizard"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a fish"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a griffin"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a mermaid"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a bear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are stricken with amnesia"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become physically stronger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become physically weaker"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into the opposite gender"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become more fleetfooted"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become slowfooted"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are filled with arcane energies"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you feel your energy drained away"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become more intelligent"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="your intelligence drops"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you go numb all over"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are wracked with pain from head to toe"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you burst into flames"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are struck by lightning"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you feel frigid to the bone"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you're suddenly drenched with water"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you punch the first person you see"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become hungry"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are compelled to obey the first order given to you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you sense the thoughts and emotions of everyone nearby"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you forget every language you know"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you remember everything you have forgotten"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you have a flashback into the nearest person's past"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you glimpse into the future"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you relive your worst memory"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you experience your worst fear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are filled with overwhelming peace and joy"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you go blind"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you go deaf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="your vision improves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="your hearing improves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you feel frightened"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="a pile of gold appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="gems and jewelry materialize near you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="all nearby wood sprouts tree branches"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="the walls bleed around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="a ghostly figure walks slowly by"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="a king's feast appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="all items and clothing in the room disappear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a catperson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a dogperson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a wolf anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a lizardfolk"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a bird anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a centaur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a mouse anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a fire elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a water/ice elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become an electric elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become an air elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become an earth (not plant) elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you die instantly"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become undead"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a pair of white feathery wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a pair of black dragon wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become inexplicably aroused"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you have an incredible orgasm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone can read your mind"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you experience the worst memory of the nearest person"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you get a free wish"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you laugh maniacally"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become drunk"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you get the giggles"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a plant elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a child"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone in the room becomes a child"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a teenager"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone in the room becomes a teenager"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a ghost"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you kiss the person closest to you on the lips"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128

aItemWords[iCounter]="enlarge"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="shrink"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="begin glowing"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="burst into flames"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="feel icy cold"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="throb in pain"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become stronger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become weak"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="fall out"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="grow another pair right next to them"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="begin attacking you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="explode"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="scream"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="bleed"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="are healed of all wounds"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="grow flowers all over them"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="grow fur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="bleed"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become feline"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become canine"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="wrinkle"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256

aItemWords[iCounter]="freeze solid"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="melt"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="twitch and tremble"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="have an epileptic seizure"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="are afflicted by necrotic rot"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become self aware"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="swell to fill the room"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="cease to exist instantaneusly (with a PANG as surrounding air fills the vacuum left behind)"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="grow hundreds of tiny eyes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="emit and unbearable stench"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256

iCounter=0


//These are ways data can be formated.
//The first array is what value the tagged items must contain
//The second array contains the text that follows (first), is after each word (the latter) and finishes the construct (final one)
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(1,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(1,128,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," and then ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,128,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," and then ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(32,64,128,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," "," and then ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(4,2,128,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," turn "," and then ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(4,256,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(32,2,64,128)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," turns "," and ",", then ",".")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(32,64,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(32,64,16,32,64,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," ",""," "," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,16,1,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ",""," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(1,128,128)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ",", then ",", and finally ",".")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,16,8,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ",""," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,128)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," and then ",".")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(1,8)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ",". ",".")


//Regular functions


	function DoExponent(intBase, intExp)
	{
	   var intCount = 1;
	   var intReturn = intBase;

	   if(intExp < 1)
		{
			intReturn = 1;
		}
	

	   while(intCount < intExp) {

		intReturn = intReturn * intBase;
	
		intCount = intCount + 1;

	      }

		return intReturn;   
	}


	function GenNumber(nRange)
	{
		var iNumGen;
		iNumGen = Math.round((Math.random() * (nRange+1)))-1;

		if (iNumGen < 0)
		{
			iNumGen = GenNumber(nRange);
		}

		if (iNumGen>nRange)
		{
			iNumGen = GenNumber(nRange);
		}

	    return iNumGen;
	}


	function GetNumber(aCurrArray, intCheckNumber)
	{
		var intReturn, intLooper
		var bEnd=false
	
		while (bEnd==false)
		{
			intReturn=GenNumber(aItemCodes.length-1)

			if ((aItemCodes[intReturn]  &  intCheckNumber)==intCheckNumber)
			{
				bEnd=true;
			}

			for (intLooper=0;intLooper<aCurrArray.length;intLooper++)
			{
				if (aCurrArray[intLooper]==intReturn)
				{
					bEnd=false;
				}
			}
		}

		return intReturn;
	}



	function GenTitle()
	{
		var aUseNumber=new Array();
		var intArrayUse
		var strReturn=""
		var strPass
		var intNumber=-1
		var intLooper
		var bEnd = false

		intArrayUse=GenNumber(aCheckArray.length-1);

		for (intLooper=0;intLooper<aCheckArray[intArrayUse].length;intLooper++)
		{
			aUseNumber[intLooper]=-1;
		}

		for (intLooper=0;intLooper<aCheckArray[intArrayUse].length;intLooper++)
		{
                        intNumber=GetNumber(aUseNumber,aCheckArray[intArrayUse][intLooper]);
                        aUseNumber[intLooper]=intNumber;
		}

		strReturn = aCheckText[intArrayUse][0];

		for (intLooper=0;intLooper<aUseNumber.length;intLooper++)
		{
			if (aUseNumber[intLooper]>-1)
			{		
				strReturn=strReturn + aItemWords[aUseNumber[intLooper]];
				strReturn=strReturn + aCheckText[intArrayUse][intLooper+1];
			}
		}

		document.GENFORM.TITEM.value = strReturn;            
	}


//-->
</script><div align="center"><center>

<table border="2" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="10"
bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
    <tr>
        <td align="center"><form name="GENFORM">

            <p><font size="4"><b>RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECT GENERATOR:</b></font>
            <br>
            </p>
            <table border="0" cellspacing="1">
<TBODY>                <tr>
                    <td colspan="2"><INPUT TYPE=TEXT name="TITEM"
                    size="120">
</textarea> </td>
                </tr>

                <tr>
                    <td colspan="2"><div align="center"><center><table
                    border="0" cellspacing="1" width="100%">
                        <tr>
                            <td width="100%"><p align="center"><input
                            type="button" name="BGENERATE"
                            value="GENERATE" onclick="GenTitle()">
                            </td>
                        </tr>
                    </table>
                    </center></div></td>

                </tr>

            </table>
        </form>
        </td>
    </tr>
</table>
</center></div>
<center>
<a href="index.html">Home</a>

</center>

</body>
</html>

examples...

Quote

Your nose explodes and it keeps happening. Your hair melts untill you start to like it.

You glimpse into the future and then you turn into a unicorn for a thousand years.

Your right hand feels icy cold. your spleen emits and unbearable stench intermintently.

Your friends turn pale blue and then you turn into a snake four times.

Your left hand cease to exist instantaneusly (with a PANG as surrounding air fills the vacuum left behind) one thousan, three hundred and thirty seven times. Your right leg throbs in pain for a thousand years.

A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes for a thousand years. Everyone in the room becomes a teenager untill you start to like it.

You relive your worst memory and it keeps happening.

Your breasts, if any, grow fur intermintently.

Your mouth emits and unbearable stench, but only for a few minutes.

your face turns white and melts, then you're suddenly drenched with water.

your clothes, if any begins glowing and then you turn into a small bird for the rest of the day.

everyone within a 2-mile radius turns dark purple and emits and unbearable stench, then you become physically weaker.

Your entrails throb in pain.

your clothes, if any has an epileptic seizure four times. Your navel grows an identical one right next to it one thousan, three hundred and thirty seven times. (this is the best one)

Your posessions freeze solid intermintently.

The sky is gray and overcast and then gems and jewelry materialize near you untill you start to like it.

Your posessions become self aware untill you start to like it.

... this might be in need of a bit of grammar- and spellchecking.

RedWarrior0 · « **Reply #103 on:** June 02, 2012, 12:31:54 am »

Did it not already?

jaxy15 · « **Reply #104 on:** June 02, 2012, 02:41:34 am »

Here are some stuff, both from the normal generator and my "mod".

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You go deaf until the fat lady sings.

How would I know when she sings?

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Your right leg gets adopted by Fluttershy permanently. Your left foot becomes one of us for an hour.

dot dot dot

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Your left ear turns dark crimson and becomes one of us, then you go deaf.

what why

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Your right hand becomes weaker permanently. Your penis, if any, bleeds for a week.

I.. I don't even know what to say..

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Your mother turns bright orange and throbs in pain, then spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body.

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