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[Scelly9]

Your penis, if any, turns invisible and gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic, then everyone in the room becomes a teenager.

Too. Perfect.

[GalenEvil]

Barely legal teenager or Mexico's age of consent side of the teenager spectrum though?

[Scelly9]

I'm thinking 19.

[GalenEvil]

Okay, then that is entirely acceptable, and makes that one of the best generated magical effects I have ever seen

[The Fool]

Everybody in the room but you bursts into flames, and you laugh maniacally.

Awesome. Totally would.

Everybody in the room but you has an orgasm, then all items and clothing in the room disappear, and finally you become inexplicably aroused.

...You don't say? o_o

I think I'm done here. It's a good generator, but sometimes it takes quite a few tries to get something notable.

[Guardian G.I.]

There is an earthquake permanently.

Ah, shit.

[anzki4]

You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy, then you sense the thoughts and emotions of everyone nearby, and finally you are stricken with amnesia.

Why can't I remember the overwhelming peace and joy

[Sus]

You become an air elemental and then you are struck by lightning.

Ha ha, air elementals have lightning immunity!

You glimpse into the future, then you are struck by lightning, and finally you turn into a dog.

But if I know where I'll be when struck by lightning, can I avoid it by not going there? :philosoraptor:

Your eyes turn bright orange and then all items and clothing in the room disappear for an hour.

An awkward day at the office...

Your head becomes weaker twice. Your right ear has an orgasm for an hour.

Your penis, if any, grows an identical one right next to it, but only for a few minutes. Your hair becomes electric-proof permanently.

I'm pretty sure my hair is electric-proof already...

You become drunk and then you grow a pair of black dragon wings for the rest of the day.

Remember folks, don't drink and fly!

You become an earth (not plant) elemental and then you lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any, but only for a few minutes.

Wait, what?

You turn into a unicorn, then you turn into a snake, and finally you turn into a dog.

Shapeshift confusion.

The sky is clear and cloudless.

OMG it's really happening!

[DarkWolfXV]

You die instantly, then you become drunk, and finally you grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair.

...

[Scelly9]

You are stricken with amnesia and then you become inexplicably aroused permanently.

Best Orgasm Ever

Your breasts, if any, turn lemon yellow and then you are stricken with amnesia for an hour.

Hepatitis Shock

Your nose grows flowers on it, but only for a few minutes.

Febreze

Spell names by Flutterbitch, AKA: jc6036

[DrKillPatient]

A torrential rain falls permanently. It is hot and dry outside for the rest of the day.
Snow begins to fall for the rest of the day. It is hot and dry outside, but only for a few minutes.
A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins repeatedly. It is hot and dry outside permanently.
It is warm and misty outside and then you die instantly.

Uh-huh. Could be one of those 60,000U biomes, I suppose.

Your tongue grows flowers on it and then you turn into a bear twice.

A thick fog rolls in and then your vision improves.

To compensate for the fog, perhaps?

Your penis, if any, bleeds and then you are compelled to obey the first order given to you permanently.

Ow ow ow ow ow

An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land repeatedly. Local gravity reverses for a week.

Your wings, if any, both scream, but only for a few minutes.

For once I am tremendously glad that I have no wings.

Your ass bleeds, but only for a few minutes. Your hair begins attacking you for the rest of the day.

You get the giggles and then you die instantly permanently.
All of your limbs fall out.

You turn into a catperson, then you turn into a tiger, and finally you die instantly.

Yeaaah, shapeshifting power-- *ghk*

A tornado strikes and then you die instantly for an hour.

I assume that, as I die instantly for an hour, I am dying every unit of Planck time within that hour. That's 6.678 x 10^46 deaths!

Everybody in the room but you grows flowers on it permanently.

"it"?

Your navel screams for a week.
ALL OF YOUR EYES scream for the rest of the day.

Your tongue bursts into flames for the rest of the day.

Acts 2:3 -- "And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them."

You have an incredible orgasm and then you become drunk for the rest of the day.

Not entirely abnormal for some people, I'd suppose.

Everyone can read your mind and then you die instantly.

Of shame?

And I'll end on this:

Your penis, if any, turns straw yellow and begins attacking you, then you die instantly.

EDIT: Also, be sure to take a look at the other generators available on the main site. There's one that's a bit like the FB generator in DF:
http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agencreature.html

[Reudh]

Your left arm has an orgasm and then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips permanently.

wut





I'm tempted to use some of these ideas for an RPG Maker game that has been a minor hobby for nearly seven years. (One status effect inflicted "Beatnik", which halved intellect and agility and changed the menu sprites. It also forced casting of a single spell, "Beatnik Lament" which had a 50% chance to damage the party.)

[Trapezohedron]

Going to generate 20, and post them all here. And I've recently discovered that I'm unable to make witty remarks, so I'll just leave those out.

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1. A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes and then you become inexplicably aroused.
2. All of your limbs turn black and then you turn into a mermaid repeatedly.
3. You turn into a dogperson. It is chilly and frosty outside.
4. The sky is gray and overcast and then you become a teenager.
5. Your navel screams permanently. Your left hand bursts into flames twice.
6. An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land, but only for a few minutes. The sky is clear and cloudless repeatedly.
7. The temperature drops by 40 degrees F twice.
8. The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F and then you turn into a dog.
9. Your breasts, if any, turn lavender and then everyone in the room becomes a child repeatedly.
10. Your head turns navy blue and has an orgasm, then you are filled with arcane energies.
11. Snow begins to fall and then gems and jewelry materialize near you.
12. Your navel enlarges. Your right hand becomes weaker twice.
13. Your wings, if any, both turn brick red and then you turn into a griffin for a week.
14. You have an incredible orgasm, then all items and clothing in the room disappear, and finally you are stricken with amnesia.
15. The sky is clear and cloudless repeatedly. You become inexplicably aroused, but only for a few minutes.
16. A king's feast appears in front of you and then you become a water/ice elemental twice.
17. You grow a pair of dragon black wings for an hour.
18. It is chilly and frosty outside for an hour. You turn into a lizardfolk.
19. All items and clothing in the room disappear and then you turn into a bear, but only for a few minutes.
20. Your left leg falls off twice. Your left hand is cured of any maladies for a week.

[GlyphGryph]

I think I'm going to start using this in my game. And look, I have a session tonight full of unskilled mages ready for magical miscast effects!

[tomas1297]

 I have a sudden urge to host an RTD where you can only use spells generated with this.