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[Jacob/Lee]

http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agen2.html
Another one of those silly little random generators, like the random video game name generator. Just click "GENERATE" and look at the either sensible or ridiculous magical spell that just befell you.

Everyone can read your mind, then you have a flashback into the nearest person's past, and finally everyone can read your mind.
 Your right ear turns lemon yellow and explodes, then you go deaf. (who could've guessed?)
 You turn into a catperson, then you turn into a tiger, and finally you are wracked with pain from head to toe. (I wonder *why* you're wracked with pain...)
 Your breasts, if any, turn red and then you are filled with overwhelming peace and joy repeatedly. (Hmmm...)
 You turn into a horse permanently. (I won't comment on this one...)
 A torrential rain falls. A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins, but only for a few minutes. (Damn! What are the odds?!)
 There is an earthquake and you become slowfooted. (whoops!)
 Your penis, if any, turns dark purple and enlarges, then you grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail. (what in the hell...)
 Your left leg explodes and then you get a free wish permanently. (I WISH FOR A NEW LEG!)
 Your hair grows fur. (huh...)

It makes a good timewaster.

[Knight of Fools]

Your ass turns lavender and grows an identical one right next to it, then you turn into a unicorn.

My donkeys are multiplying! And I'm a unicorn!

It begins hailing and you are stricken by amnesia repeatedly.

Dang concussions...

Your penis, if any, bursts into flames and then you feel frightened.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Your mouth has an orgasm and then you are wracked with pain from head to toe for an hour.

My...

...what?


Also:

Your head turns forest green, and then explodes. You are struck with amnesia for an hour.

Just an hour?

[GalenEvil]

I just laughed until I cried, so I had to play with this a little bit myself

Your breasts, if any, begin attacking you for a week.

o.O

Your nose turns golden and gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic, then you punch the first person you see.

So... I now have a violent golden Pinocchio nose?

Your left hand turns red and grows an identical one right next to it, then you become undead.

Three handed Zombie! FUCK YEAH! Except that I am a righty so two left hands sorta sucks

Plants wither around you and then you become physically stronger.

This one actually isn't too bad. I think that means I am absorbing the life force of all plants that I pass by?

Your wings, if any, both become canine permanently.

So I now have dogs for wings? o.O

Your hearing improves, then you sense the thoughts and emotions of everyone nearby, and finally you get the giggles.

This one doesn't sound too bad actually...

Your left ear bleeds for the rest of the day.

HOW DID IT KNOW!!!!!?? That actually happened to me when I was a little kid

[lemon10]

Your left ear becomes electric-proof for a week. Your head falls off twice.

Errr... twice?

An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land and then you become inexplicably aroused.

Huh.

Your right hand has an orgasm for the rest of the day. Your penis, if any, grows an identical one right next to it repeatedly.

Oh god.

Your penis, if any, becomes fireproof. Your left foot grows fur permanently.

Yeah, I am sure that will be useful.

ALL OF YOUR EYES turn lavender and then you become physically weaker for a week.

OH GOD NOT ALL OF MY EYES!

A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins. You die instantly repeatedly.

Uhhh what?

[SirAaronIII]

All of your limbs throb in pain for a week.

How true.

Your left leg feels icy cold and then you feel your energy drained away repeatedly.

Also true.

The sky is clear and cloudless for a week. You become an earth (not plant) elemental permanently.

Half true.

It begins to rain and then you become inexplicably aroused.

True or not? You decide!

Local gravity reverses twice.

Unknown, but maybe it happened.

This is pretty fun.

[fivex]

Your right foot screams and then you grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair twice. (How... does a foot scream?)
ALL OF YOUR EYES burst into flames, but only for a few minutes.
All of your limbs turn bright orange and then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips for a week. (You're probably going to starve or almost starve to death if you use this.)
 You go deaf and then the walls bleed around you, but only for a few minutes.
 An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land and then you feel your energy drained away, but only for a few minutes. (Only for a few minutes? That totally makes up for the apocalypse.)
 ALL OF YOUR EYES grow fur permanently.
 Your ass turns dark purple and begins attacking you, then you turn into a griffin.
 Your entire body grows an identical one right next to it for a week.

[Knight of Fools]

You feel frightened, then you become more fleetfooted, and finally you kiss the person closest to you on the lips.

Sounds like a first date.

Your breasts, if any, turn golden and then you die instantly repeatedly.

Sounds like any dates after that.

Your head becomes stronger permanently.

And that's why those dates were so bad...

[Lightning4]

You become more fleetfooted. An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land.

Guess I'll need that...

The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly and then spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body for a week.

You turn into a unicorn, then you punch the first person you see, and finally you are wracked with pain from head to toe.

Fighting is magic? And painful?

You get a free wish.

Yay!

Everybody in the room but you grows flowers on it for a week. Your mouth becomes electric-proof, but only for a few minutes.

Dare I ask on what?

[GalenEvil]

Your right arm becomes electric-proof and then you have an incredible orgasm.

lolz

Your left leg turns lemon yellow and throbs in pain, then everyone in the room becomes a teenager.

umm... fuck, I just stopped being a teenager like 5 years ago! D:<

Plants wither around you and then you turn into a housecat for a week.

I don't think I'd mind this too much. I'd like to know WTF my cat does when he goes outside for extended periods of time.

It is hot and dry outside.

Already happening

All of your limbs turn lemon yellow and then you become more intelligent permanently.

I think I can live with lemon yellow limbs as long as I get to be more intelligent

The temperature drops by 40 degrees F, but only for a few minutes. It begins to rain for a week.

I would sorta expect at least rain after two extreme temperature changes in just a few minutes o.O

Your entire body falls off.

how does this work?

[Jacob/Lee]

You have an incredible orgasm for the rest of the day.

Your left leg falls off for an hour. Your left foot screams twice.

Oh god...

All items and clothing in the room disappear and then you are filled with overwhelming peace and joy permanently.

lolwut

A king's feast appears in front of you and then you turn into a fish repeatedly.

I was the main course that day...

[GalenEvil]

A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins permanently. You turn into the opposite gender twice.

The constant rain would suck, but at least I get to stay a guy!

You become an air elemental, then gems and jewelry materialize near you, and finally you become a water/ice elemental.

Can't see a downside to this one

There is a sudden eclipse and then you become more intelligent.

Again, no downside

The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly and then you become undead for the rest of the day.

Finally! An excuse to have some 'Excellent Long Pork Roast' made of finely minced Human, finely minced Rosemary, finely minced Sage, and finely minced Amaretto.

[Lightning4]

You get the giggles, then you turn into a horse, and finally you grow a pair of white feathery wings.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your entire body falls off permanently.

What.

[Scelly9]

Your breasts, if any, begin attacking you.

Um.

Um.

Yeah....

All of your limbs turn dark crimson and then you become an electric elemental repeatedly.

That is badass

A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins permanently. You punch the first person you see, but only for a few minutes.

Its only a few minutes, bro, you'll be fine!

Your navel becomes stronger for an hour. Your left foot bleeds twice.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You become a mouse anthro twice.

0.o

Your right hand turns forest green and screams, then you become a child.

:O
:O
:O

A tornado strikes and then you become hungry.

Dude, I think theirs a tornado outside and I'm like hungry maaan.

Your tongue grows fur and then you become a ghost for the rest of the day.

No. Furry tongue not good. I quit. This is too ridiculous.

Your left arm turns white and begins attacking you, then you grow a pair of black dragon wings.

I lied, this is too fun.

Your head turns golden and bursts into flames, then you turn into a mermaid.

So you can breath after you dunk your head in water then can't lift it!

Your left ear shrinks and then you turn into a unicorn repeatedly.

No.

You laugh maniacally, then you grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings, and finally a king's feast appears in front of you.

Yes.

Your mouth becomes electric-proof for an hour.

For those days when you need to eat some batteries!

Your left ear turns navy blue and has an orgasm, then you burst into flames.

You can do this with good music. Not the blue thing, or the flame.... You know what? Never mind.

Your ass turns pink and screams, then a ghostly figure walks slowly by.

Its walking slowly because your ass just screamed and it doesn't want to bother you.

[justinlee999]

Your right arm has an orgasm for a week.

Herp derp.

[The Fool]

The sky is gray and overcast.

Not very magical.

You turn into a catperson. The sky is clear and cloudless.

=3

Your right arm explodes, but only for a few minutes.

Only a few minutes? I guess that's not too bad.

Plants wither around you permanently. An apocalyptic flaming hailstorm rends the land permanently.

I'm the harbinger of the apocalypse? Cool.

You punch the first person you see and then you turn into a unicorn.

This is the best generator.

You become inexplicably aroused permanently. You have an incredible orgasm for the rest of the day.

Oh my!~