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[Furtuka]

((Outside Phantom's room))

"Tsk Tsk.  So uncivilized"

Furtuka pulls out he cloth bundle and unwraps, revealing a gleaming sword with a golden glow and an enscription on it and points it at the Agent.

"Get out of here"

 A glowing beam of light shoots out of the sword and flys at he agent

[Spinal_Taper]

A red aura shone around the KGB agent, which absorbed the beam. The aura condensed and formed a hammer and sickle in the air.

"No sword can pierce aura of comradeship, capitalist fool!"

He grabbed the emblem, and pulled it apart, hammer within his left hand, sickle within his right. Spinning the weapons around him, he issued a challenge to the swordsman.

"Face me, if you dare."

Spinal looked at the Agent, then Furtaka. "Oh it's him. I know this guy. He's pretty tough. You want to fight him?"

[Furtuka]

((Guess where -_-)).

"The thing is, this isn't just any sword. It is the Enchanted Sword of Kaladar! Granted unto me by the departed spirit of the wizard himself! Capable of many miracles, and the weapon destined to drive back he darkness that lurks beneath this place. It has fared me well through countless battles against many opponents, and you my not-friend? You are a pea compared to them.    But just in case..."

Furtuka pulls out a shiny credit card and ties it to the sword.

"Now then..."

He lunges at the agent.

"For the apartments!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Fniff]

Fniff is about to say something, but goes up the stairs quickly to Phantom's room, and looks at Furtuka.

"What the hell is going on here?" He asks.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka halts in midlunge

"O hai Fniff! Long time no see. It seems that Spinal lured a KGB agent to the apartments who then decided it was a good idea to assault us. Don't worry about the potential mess. I'll throw him in the subbasement when I'm done with him."

[Spinal_Taper]

((Outside Phantoms Room, where the KGB is attacking))

Spinal shrugged. The sword was indeed enchanted, but the agent had knowledge rivaling his own in channeling. He leaned against the wall and cocked his weapons.

The agent smirked. He glanced at the Sword of Kaladar, then dismissed it.

"That is toy. Behold, Industry and Equality. These are the weapons which will destroy you, and usher in a new era of Communist Glory! FOR THE MOTHERLAND!"

Charging at Furtaka, the agent swung the hammer, Industry in a heavy downwards arc straight at Furtakas head.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka deflected the hammer with the blade and twisted it around, bringing his sword right on the agents wrist.


And simultaneously attempted to kick him in the crotch

[Fniff]

"... KGB agents don't exist an--" Fniff backs away from the fight, and stares.

[Spinal_Taper]

((Outside Phantoms Room))

The agent was too quick for the wrist shot to work, he shielded it with Equality. However, he wasn't smart enough to dodge the nut shot, and cringed upon the burst of pain. Then, he ducked into a defensive stance.

"Ow." Spinal said

[Furtuka]

Furtuka backflips over the agent and puts him in a chokehold

[Spinal_Taper]

The agent laughed.

"You think you have won. You are wrong. Dead wrong."

He grinned and his skin became hot to the touch. Spinal whipped out his revolver and pointed it at the agent.

"You may want to put him down. Like right now. And you, Gregori, that's low. Using that against someone like him?"

[Furtuka]

"Okay done playing around now."

Furtuka flippe over the agent again, but this time he used his sword beams to cut a hole in the floor beneath the agent, extending through every floor beneath him. All the way to he subbasement.

"Say hi to the abominations for me"

[Spinal_Taper]

((Outside Phantoms Room))

"Step away from the hole Furtaka. This won't be pretty."

Spinal reached inside his pocket, pulled out a black revolver and fired it into the hole.

"I win. Have fun in there."

He turned to Furtaka. "So then, what's the worst threat that this buildings ever faced?"

[Furtuka]

"You just shot in it's general direction...       don't do that again. It's not a good idea to anger the subbasement"

[Spinal_Taper]

Spinal looked at Furtaka. Noticing the worried expression on the land-lords face, he said

"Don't worry. I hit him. Check it out. I FIGHT FOR EQUALITY!".

The sickle appeared in his left hand. He waved the crimson weapon around, then looked out the window.

"You may want to warn the others about them.