Zen Jr. worked quietly in his office, paper was as usual pilled everywhere in neat little stacks.. He was planing something, something big. He did not pay any mind to the billowing clouds outside, the screaming of dwarfs, the alarm bells. **bam bam bam* "Go away" *CRASH* Zen looked up to find his door laying on the floor broken off it's hinges. "The bloody fort is on fire and the frost giants are inside the inner keep!" The dwarf ran off.
Zen smashed his fist into his table. It made him feel better. He hadn't had a chance to catch that dwarfs name to smash him in the face later. He smashed his hands into his desk a few more times. 'ok, thats better' and headed over to his staircase. He header up a flight of stairs . 'lets see, main courtyard, nope prisoner storage.' He stopped for a moment. His rage was clouding his mind. Zen Punched an elf a few times. He always loved to do that. He took out a piece of paper and wrote himself a note for later. That always made him feel better to. It was so nice having hands again. "Find out who put prisoners in my attic, promote them"
He headed upstairs to the surface. Zen stood on the roof of his tower and surveyed the landscape. He saw no sign of any frost giants. Well, he saw signs that there had been frost giants there in the past. Blood and gore, dismembered body parts, they littered the landscape. They littered the top of his tower as well. His eyes followed the tall spire up up up to the top of the known universe where his eyes could just barley make out the bar. The one that had been built with no ceiling, or walls, or for that matter handrails. The engineers had said thats because physics wouldn't allow them to build any higher than the floor. His eyes returned to the ground. He felt bad for the dwarfs who had gotten to drunk, and fallen to their doom on his ceiling. Bits and pieces of them decorated the sides of his tower.
He decided to go find these so called fires and frost giants. On his way down he stopped in his attic and punched a goblin. In the inner courtyard he found Panopticon gloating to three disinterested golems. The prince looked around seeing no fires or frost giants. "Is this what you interrupted me for!?" Panopticon turned "We slayed them! It was a fierce battle to the end, I barley survived!" "So, where are the frost giants?", "Slain!", "No, I mean the bodies. And where was that fire?" Panopticon pointed, "The fire was huge, it was over there. It took the whole fortress to put it out" Zen surveyed the lush green foliage covered with the blood and gore of countless battles glistening in the brint spring air. Kittens examined an orc's corpse. "I see…and the frost giant corpses?", "uh… melted?" Panopticon pointed down at some water." "And the fire?!" Panopticon pointed to some more water. Zen was furious. First this idiot quits his job a month early, then invents these wild stories to make himself look better. He examined the golems. They looked back at him dumbly. "These darn things aren't even trained to fight!" zen shouted, "And you expect me to believe you and them fought off a frost giant invasion by yourselves!?", "Yes, we did! Everyone else was fighting the fire… Look!" Panopticon held out his foot. "One of them stepped on my toe"
Zen punched panopticon in the face. "Your fired! Your new job is head animal trainer. Put up your gear! You aren't to touch a sword again until every animal in this fort is trained for war!" Zen handed him a sheet of paper. "And yes I've counted. I want all 316 animals trained by the end of the year!" Zen stormed off and headed downstairs. He found Darkhawk. "You've been promoted to head of the military, and as of now this fort is under martial law. All citizens are hereby drafted into the military under your command. You are to lead a mining expedition to the depths, you are to scout out the ant-people, and zombies. Do not return until you have adamantium. Darkhawk didn't even have a chance to respond before Zen stormed off and locked himself into his tower.