Winter, 113We are still surrounded by siege forces. For the lack of anything else to do, the military is constantly training (although some of them doesn't exactly like the idea), the masons continue work on the tower, building the great hall, things like that. The forgemasters also completed four complete sets of welded mithril armor and a couple of weapons, not that we can give any of that to anybody at the moment: our soldiers are very well equipped, the problem comes from the fact that there are not enough soldiers to begin with.
As a bold move, I've opened the outer drawbridge. I'm no fool, I know we couldn't possibly take the attackers on an open field, but this may provoke a reckless charge against the turrets and Meph. I know it's a long shot, but I'm kind of out of ideas.
You could call that a success. Okay, who am I kidding? Any operation that results in dead enemies and no casualties counts as a brilliant triumph around here, and that's what happened. One third of the invasion force fell for the trick.
The slade turrets killed several dragon raptors (yeah, not all of them ride sissy unicorns...), most of the unicorns, and mortally wounded two hammerguards, who bled out soon after, near the river. One of the humans tried his luck with a lone charge to the bridge, but a weapon trap cleaved his head clean off. That convinced the others to stay the fuck back, at the other side of the river - funny thing is, they are still in the turret's killzone. The cage traps right next to the river (what the hell are those for by the way?) caught a unicorn and a dragon raptor, those will be awesome test subjects. Unfortunately, the humans themselves seem quite capable of dodging turret fire. Even worse, the hits that actually connect at all cause mostly flesh wounds, thanks to their superb armor. Annoying bastards.
One of the hammerguards managed to swim through the river, engaged in a duel with a recruit, and practically crippled him. As soon as I got there, I beheaded the intruder, but that didn't help the poor lass much. I hope the doc can fix her up somehow.
One of our sauropods ventured near the invading forces - I don't know, to graze or something? I sure as hell didn't order anything like that. It immediately caved in a few skulls, caused some panic, but the humans eventually managed to take it down. Even so, this gave me a chance to shine: I stormed forward from the battlements alone (Darkhawk was asleep or something), killed five humans and a raptor, and retreated back.
Seeing the demise of their melee division, the bowmen (led by a royal rifleman) decided to press to press on with the attack. That was a terrible mistake. Right off the bat, the turrets killed almost all of their mounts - I don't know what they were expecting, those guys rode in on fucking boozebelly goats. Then, to add insult to injury, Darkhawk promptly bashed in the skull of their commander in a single swing. Then, he killed four others. then, a horse. Just because he could, I suppose.
The following battle was a bit chaotic, I don't remember much. I might have bisected a raptor or two, but darkhawk killed DOZENS during the fight. The few humans who survived the slaughter, fled. This is an unprecedented victory!
Just when the fighting was getting quiet, Smakemupagus withdrew from society... he IS a forgemaster, so any artifact he produces has a chance to be truly legendary. Dibs if it's a sword or a piece of armor. Well, he seems to have everything he needs, I can't wait to see the results.
Behold! Lir, the iridium mail shirt! This goes to my personal equipment immediately - it's only fair, Darkhawk has his own artifact armor, I see no reason why I couldn't have my own. Of course some future overseer might decide to take it away, give this to Darkhawk as well, and make him practically immortal, but fuck 'em. For the moment, it's mine.
A drow caravan arrived just now, they are unpacking. Seeing our trade supply as it is, i can't imagine they have anything we could NOT buy. The excess armor OR weapon stocks could equip a formidable army on their own, and that still doesn't count our crafts. Of course, a small group of deep drow tried to ambush the caravan, but that was more pathetic than exciting.
well that was dull. The best they have are a few golem hearts, a few bars of metal, seeds and booze. I was kind of expecting dragons, or raptors... or dragon raptors. Meh. I gave them a tiny fraction of our crafts, and they were ecstatic. I threw in two platinum amulets for free, as a token of goodwill. I hope they bring a decent haul next year, this was pathetic.
Another deep drow ambush, Darkhawk mops it up nicely again. Six of them this time, barely worth mentioning anymore. One of them was set on fire by Meph.
And that's it for 113. Darkhawk has 72 kills and is literally a one-man army, he killed more than half of the invading force. Everybody in the military has superior quality armor, the tower is slowly getting taller (wasn't a priority, on the account of trying to not die, so only one level this year), the hall of the mountain king is finally rebuilt, and we have an absurdly large supply of human-sized armor and weapons. May not be great for ourselves, but kind of awesome as tradegoods. The haulers are still bringing it in. Runic weapons also count as an ongoing project, I gave the first runic mithril zweihander to Darkhawk, and if I may leave requests, I want the second to myself, and the third to Mokar, if he ever recovers. I wanted something for the crown prince obviously, but it's not an option now that he is crippled this way. We could always turn him into a magmamancer, but I don't think he would like that. It doesn't exactly help diplomacy either.
(OOC: Darkhawk is a legendary fighter, talented swordsdwarf and hammerdwarf, professional armor user, adept shield user, competent dodger and striker, in full welded mithril gear, with an artifact breatplate and a runic mithril zweihander. If you manage to lose him in direct combat, congratulations.
My own dwarf lays in the hospital with some groin injury I didn't notice, somehow he didn't complete his legendary dodge training (assignment still pending at the creature research lab), you can cancel that if you want. Try not kill him in the first year, OK?
By the way, the deep drow were sending snatchers and ambushes during winter, a siege is possible next year.)
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