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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #165 on: June 01, 2012, 04:55:22 am »

Somehow, I hope that this zombie thing isn't new, and really is just acts of cannibalism. I mean, if this was a recent development, it certainly tells something.

But NDRL also has a point with what he said, considering that if this zed virus thing existed much earlier than we got reports of it, we already have a large amount of people who are unknowingly infected, assuming it's a virus with a deadly method of getting transmitted to another person.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #166 on: June 01, 2012, 05:27:20 am »

Its spreading already!!!

http://www.examiner.com/article/new-jersey-man-wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-police-after-disembowling-self

Can't believe it's been so long and nobody's stated the obvious -- It takes guts to do something like that.

Also...

The spinning bath salt junkie entrails strike the policeman in the lower body, bruising the fat!
The policeman looks sick!

The bath salt junkie has been ecstatic lately.  He enjoyed a nice bath recently.  He took joy in slaughter recently.  He enjoyed throwing something recently.  He admired own fine entrails recently.  He enjoyed yelling at someone in charge recently.  He sustained major injuries recently.  He resented being rescued recently.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #167 on: June 01, 2012, 05:38:52 am »

Its spreading already!!!

http://www.examiner.com/article/new-jersey-man-wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-police-after-disembowling-self

Can't believe it's been so long and nobody's stated the obvious -- It takes guts to do something like that.

Also...

The spinning bath salt junkie entrails strike the policeman in the lower body, bruising the fat!
The policeman looks sick!

The bath salt junkie has been ecstatic lately.  He enjoyed a nice bath recently.  He took joy in slaughter recently.  He enjoyed throwing something recently.  He admired own fine entrails recently.  He enjoyed yelling at someone in charge recently.  He sustained major injuries recently.  He resented being rescued recently.

Oh god, I almost choked on a pistachio nut. Damn you, Fish Deity! Damn you! XD
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #168 on: June 01, 2012, 05:47:16 am »

That was so tasteless I'm surprised no one beat you to it.  :-p

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nation-world/fl-cannibal-attack-bath-salts-20120530,0,3089394.story

Apparently their high off bath salts? Is this actually what the people were using or is this just to ban more drugs?

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Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jack Seiler said the Miami attack gave him "chills," but he wants to hold off on banning bath salts until more is known about what drugs Eugene may have been taking that day.

So they don't know... ingesting cleaning materials in case it will get you high seems like a terrible idea anyway.

Apparently their high off bath salts? Is this actually what the people were using or is this just to ban more drugs?

There is some confusion to it. From what I heard its not ACTUALLY bathsalts, the drug is just made using a few of the ingredients of Bathsalt, so people nicknamed it "Bathsalt" and put a "Do not inhale/eat" label on the boxs of the stuff so they could get it past Police.




Back to the topic, if the zombies employ sight as their main sense (smell wouldn't work if they were the rotting type), a sufficiently high-powered handheld laser may blind them long enough for an escape, though setting them ablaze is a factor that would be counterproductive in many cases.
I'm not kidding, such lasers exist and are available.  They shouldn't be used around non-undead beings without shielded lenses because they will blind an onlooker quite readily.

A couple more recent articles to ponder:

Man bites cop, lands in jail

Staten Island man bites other man's ear

edit:  whoops, actual incident of first article dates back to April 8.  In exchange, here's a porn actor who not long ago chopped people up and mailed bits of them to Tory political headquarters in Ottowa.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #169 on: June 01, 2012, 05:53:10 am »

Yay, for once my hypotheses hold at least a degree of truth!

It could be a completely novel substance as you said, Seth, but given our rather extensive knowledge of pharmacopia I doubt it would be.

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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #170 on: June 01, 2012, 06:01:57 am »

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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #171 on: June 01, 2012, 06:11:53 am »

Might we not consider that such things were happening beforehand and that we only know because the media has begun fixating on them?

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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #172 on: June 01, 2012, 06:36:35 am »

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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #173 on: June 01, 2012, 06:54:31 am »

Might we not consider that such things were happening beforehand and that we only know because the media has begun fixating on them?

It does seem a little toocoincidental that all this is being reported now.

Yeah, it is too coincidential and fishy.

I think it's just people reporting older stuff (before Causeway Cannibal, aka the guy who ate the face of that other guy while nekkid), and the media giving special attention to these kinds of things because it's a trending topic these days.

That said, what if they were real...? By that, I mean, there's actually a large increase in insane cannibalism these days?
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #174 on: June 01, 2012, 07:48:44 am »

Considering there was like a 3-page discussion of cannibalism in the Happy thread a few weeks ago, maybe there *is* something in the air...
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #175 on: June 01, 2012, 10:15:56 am »

I think it's the potential catharsis of shooting the fuck out of a lot of people, guilt-free.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #176 on: June 01, 2012, 10:17:43 am »

If a Zombie Apocalypse WERE to happen, I don't think I'd survive more than a day or two at best.  :-\ I live in a small town, most of it is surrounded by a Highway and corn fields, my house is only one floor, and I never really exercise other than walking to the refrigerator to get a soda. Taking in those factors, I guess a couple of hours, now.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #177 on: June 01, 2012, 10:20:18 am »

Its spreading already!!!

http://www.examiner.com/article/new-jersey-man-wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-police-after-disembowling-self

Can't believe it's been so long and nobody's stated the obvious -- It takes guts to do something like that.


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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #178 on: June 01, 2012, 10:26:22 am »

If a Zombie Apocalypse WERE to happen, I don't think I'd survive more than a day or two at best.  :-\ I live in a small town, most of it is surrounded by a Highway and corn fields, my house is only one floor, and I never really exercise other than walking to the refrigerator to get a soda. Taking in those factors, I guess a couple of hours, now.
Low population density actually increases chances of survival, I would think. Less potential zombies around. It's places like New York City and Los Angeles that would be a bloodbath.
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Re: Zombie in Miami, Florida or: zombie survival thread
« Reply #179 on: June 01, 2012, 10:28:08 am »

Yeah.
There would be zombies like EVERYWHERE!
(if the virus broke out on one date)
But its very much possible that if its a viral zombie infection, that it has quite a long incubation time, making spreading the virus much, MUCH easier. (as people would normally not come close and potentially have intercourse with somebody trying to bite your head of. (if it would be spreadable by intercourse, wich is very much possible.))
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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