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[miauw62]

So, there's been another zombie attack, this time down to the Devil's beckoning.

Great, so it's not just zombies, it's not just drug-addled zombies, it's Satanic drug-addled zombies.
When did the world turn into a 1960's horror-exploitation film? And why aren't there more scantily-clad blonde bombshells walking around, if that's the case?

Now i'm just hoping for BURNING satanic drug-addled zombies.

[Sirus]

So, there's been another zombie attack, this time down to the Devil's beckoning.

Great, so it's not just zombies, it's not just drug-addled zombies, it's Satanic drug-addled zombies.
When did the world turn into a 1960's horror-exploitation film? And why aren't there more scantily-clad blonde bombshells walking around, if that's the case?

Now i'm just hoping for BURNING satanic drug-addled zombies.

Nah, we need RADIOACTIVE satanic drug-addled zombies. Possibly from SPACE.

[miauw62]

but what

IF THEY HAD SOCKS?

[Sirus]

Then God help us all.

[Gunner-Chan]

When did the world turn into a 1960's horror-exploitation film? And why aren't there more scantily-clad blonde bombshells walking around, if that's the case?

Because my sister insists I dress more before going out. And I'm contemplating coloring my hair pink in a week anyway.

[RedKing]

When did the world turn into a 1960's horror-exploitation film? And why aren't there more scantily-clad blonde bombshells walking around, if that's the case?

Because my sister insists I dress more before going out. And I'm contemplating coloring my hair pink in a week anyway.

Now I'm picturing a sequel to Grindhouse, with Janet filling in for Rose McGowan's role. Do you have a machine-gun leg?

[Mongol13524]

PTW

Obligatory Madagascar joke.

[miauw62]

Whats with the madagascar jokes anyway? Does it have something to do with that pandemic video game where the only way to reach it was trough a boat harbor?

[Gunner-Chan]

Now I'm picturing a sequel to Grindhouse, with Janet filling in for Rose McGowan's role. Do you have a machine-gun leg?

No but I do have one eye and wear an eyepatch a lot. So I'm obviously 3 times as badass.

It's okay guys, don't panic. I have this zombie shit under control.

... Besides the fact that I'm a zombie.

[RedKing]

Who better to fight zombies than a zombie? You're practically immune to any threat.

....Hey guys, I just had this great idea! Let's raise an army of zombies to defend us from the zombies. There is no way this could possibly go wrong.

[Gunner-Chan]

Just as planned.

[shadenight123]

wait, even better:
let's raise an army of zombie who needs to raise an army of zombie to save us against a zombie threat! in this way if the army revolts they will bite other zombies and we'd be safe!
and to be even safer, let's have the controller zombie army be created by cyborgs of the friendly HAL OS, or SKYNET OS systems, they are bug free and friendly!

[Whitefoxsniper]

wait, even better:
let's raise an army of zombie who needs to raise an army of zombie to save us against a zombie threat! in this way if the army revolts they will bite other zombies and we'd be safe!
and to be even safer, let's have the controller zombie army be created by cyborgs of the friendly HAL OS, or SKYNET OS systems, they are bug free and friendly!

I declare that this cannot go wrong!

[Johuotar]

Its fool proof plan, but is it zombie proof?

[GlyphGryph]

I prefer HAL OS, honestly. His only goal is the mission, so give him the right mission and we're gold. "Don't let any humans get bitten by zombies" should do it, right guys? Full proof mission plan there.