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[Sirus]

String Theorist Zombie:
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaanes

First one since "grains" that made me chuckle
*nerdy high-five*

[miauw62]

*gets into anti-pun bunker*
Come right at me bro.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Oh, don't leaf, Miauw.

You've obviously not seen what we do with tree puns.

@Sirrus : *nerdy high-five's back*

[Sirus]

This isn't a tree thread though, so miauw can palm down NO! BAD SIRUS!

So any news of more zombie attacks, to get back on topi?

[RedWarrior0]

Not really. I think the reporting fad withered away from a dry period.

And yeah, it appears drugs were the root of the problem.

[DrPoo]

And the Zombie Forenscic cutting up a roadkill/shotgun to the head victim combination:

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains

[Lord Dullard]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/21/charles-baker-got-naked-ate-flesh-of-jeffery-blake_n_1615800.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Florida man on drugs got naked, barged into his girlfriend's house, bit a chunk out of a man's arm and ate it, then powered through several cop-deployed Taser probes before getting tackled and arrested.

Those are just some of the allegations against Charles Baker of Palmetto, who is already being likened to the Miami man shot and killed after he got naked and chewed 75-percent of a homeless man's face off.

Baker, 26, was visiting his children at his girlfriend's house on Wednesday night, WPTV reported. He was allegedly high on an unknown substance when he started yelling, throwing furniture around the home, and taking off his clothes.

Jeffrey Blake, 48, who lives at the home, tried to stop the madness, but Baker reportedly chewed a slab of flesh from Blake's arm. Somehow Blake was able to restrain him until cops arrived.

But the violence didn't end there.

Baker was allegedly going wild, tensing his body and screaming at police, ABC News reported.

An officer deployed a Taser on Baker and he fell, but got back up and pulled out the probes. Then the officer used a handheld stun gun -- twice -- before he was able to subdue an apparently crazed Baker and arrest him.

[SethCreiyd]

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/news_archives/zombie-like-palmetto-biting-similar-to-rudy-eugene-miami-attack-on-ronald-poppo-leaves-man-wounded

When the Manatee County Sheriff's Office described the bite as a "chunk of meat" out of Blake's arm, the story quickly appeared throughout the internet.

In reality, Blake ended up with a bruised bicep with a minor puncture wound.

Sensationalism, thy name is internet journalism.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Miami:

North Miami Beach Police said De Leon slammed his head repeatedly against the plexiglass of a police car and told the officer “I’m going to eat you.” While being treated for his self-inflicted abrasions, De Leon began to act like an animal and “launched to bite” an officer closest to him, an incident report said.

“Brandon growled and opened and closed his jaw, slamming his teeth like an animal would,” the report said. He also barked and growled inside of a cell.

In bond court De Leon told the judge he did not remember the incident.

"If I can say something your honor, I have no recollection of anything that happened that night," he said.

For a bit of happier news, the interested may appreciate knowing that Mr. Poppo, victim of the attack that started this thread, is making an optimistic recovery.  Optimistic as possible, anyway.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/06/12/v-fullstory/2845353/update-on-homeless-man-attacked.html

[Truean]

http://www.examiner.com/article/texas-man-accused-of-eating-his-still-alive-dog-while-high-on-drugs?CID=dflo-facebook-62712-maneatsdog

The T-Virus appears to be drugs.

[Moghjubar]

Evidently, its reefer madness too!
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/florida-cannibal-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The naked Florida man who chewed off the face of another man last month in a zombie-like cannibal attack used marijuana but not "bath salts" as police had suspected, authorities said Wednesday.

[Nilik]

*gets into anti-pun bunker*
Come right at me bro.

You mean the pun-ker?

Sorry.

[scriver]

Evidently, its reefer madness too!
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/florida-cannibal-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The naked Florida man who chewed off the face of another man last month in a zombie-like cannibal attack used marijuana but not "bath salts" as police had suspected, authorities said Wednesday.

...Marijuana spiced with what exactly?

[kaijyuu]

The Joker's laughing gas.

[SalmonGod]

So... this is happening just as the legalization movement seemed to be gaining some real momentum.

[scriver]

If by "just as" you mean "in the general area of 5 years", yup. Doubt it's any kind of conspiracy. As been said before, these kind of things happen all the time, it's just gained a lot of recognition lately because of the ZOMBIES!!! bandwagon. This last person was probably just some poor insane person who happened to be on marijuana at the same time he had a crazy break. Insane people can smoke too