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[GlyphGryph]

You are on the God Committee for the Creation of a Quality Earth. One of the deities involved in the creation of the earth as we know it. Now is your chance to share a bit about your process, about you inspiration, about your justifications for doing things the way you did.

What did you create/corrupt?

I'll start
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Well, first, right, I called the committee to order. I think this thing was like my best idea yet. To demonstrate how this shit was gonna go down, I invented a few chemicals, like water and LSD.

And then we all got to work, and I had this great idea, so I invented the beetle. Gorgeous critter. Lov'em. But I thought I could do better, so I made another. And another, and another. There is like literally no end to the number of beetles a god can make, I swear it, and there is no creature more awesome when you're tripping balls as hard as I was. Fucking radical little dudes with their little legs and their fancy shells...

Ah, yeah. And that's really about it. I may... I may have gotten a little bit carried away with the beetles. Next?

[Fenrir]

Charlie Sheen was me. Lulz

[Wayward Device]

Obviously, there needs to be some sort of molten iron ball crusted with interesting rocks for the beetles to fly around on so

*Shazzam*

One giant ball of rock. I put on some of that water stuff. One hell of an odd substance you got there. I mean, wtf is up with it expanding when its a solid? It loos like you created when you were drunk. Possibly because you wanted ice. 

[GlyphGryph]

Dude, no, just, see, it's awesome. It's like... wet... don't give me no lip!

And it's good to find out who actually did the planet thing... I was wondering about that. Hah, that should have been like number one on the list, but man... lookit these ladybugs? It's a vicious hunter! Isn't that just trippy?

[Araph]

Okay, guys, brilliant idea: we make a ball of nuclear explosions. It'll be SO AWESOME! I mean, we could make, like, billions of them and scatter them around the universe. They're so easy to make, too! You just add a bunch of hydrogen and helium together, maybe a couple of other things. Just be careful when you finish making them; they're a bit hot.

[Spinal_Taper]

Hey, remember when I made the Mongols? The guys who went around and destroyed stuff? You guys were so pissed.

[Flying Dice]

So, hey, with that ball of rock thingy, how about instead of just water, we make it half water, 1/4 vodka, and 1/4 LSD? And then we make a bunch of flying iron cans propelled by explosions for the beetles to chill in.

[Jervill]

I think it would be better if we added Everclear instead.

[penguinofhonor]

so guys i spent a few days making this species of beetle and

what do you mean there's thousands

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Guys I accidentally bumped into the rocky thing and a part of it broke off, the part is now floating around it. That won't change anything right guys? Right?

[GlyphGryph]

Hah, man, look at it swoosh the water around!

Nah, brah, this is cool, this is fine, I'm sure it will work out. I'm just gonna... sit here.... watching the water... making beetles...

[Flying Dice]

Hey, look, I melted some of the rock thing and like, when it touches the water, it fizzles up and makes different rock. So cool, man.

[Xantalos]

Uh, I sat on one of the nuclear explosion balls and now for some reason it folded back in on itself...It's now a black void-thing, sucking everything into it....I'm such a fat god.

[SirAaronIII]

Whoa guys, you know what would be so wicked? If we took some of that ice stuff off the rock and just kinda let it drift around in space. That'd be totally sick.

[Baneling]

Heeey, guys...

I put some of them, you know, bright things. Explody bright things. The ones that're lying all around, yeah?

I smashed a couple of them together to see what'd happen and now there's this sort of cloudy shit floating about. Not really sure what it'll do but whatever.