finds herself in a field outside the city
Quick visual check for landmarks. I'm going to want to be able to find the forest end of the tunnel later.
the butler
Thank the butler for his assistance. Then say that I'm very impressed with his masters collection, and inquire as to when Petronius is expected to return, as I would like to meet with him when he does.
Then pen a letter of introduction for myself, explaining that I am a wizard from Donhawice, that I will be staying in Narseus for a while and that Magistrate Alexandrus mentioned his personal library, and that I'm duly impressed with it. Etc. Basically make it sound like a polite "hey, wizards are all alumni, and I'm saying hello because hey...we're both wizards. Let's hang out." Only more formal than that. Don't mention anything about current events or the Radhans. Especially don't mention that I'm staying at the Radhan estate.
Give it to the butler to give to Petronius when he returns.
Next:
* Go find the exit point for that tunnel while the landmarks are still fresh in my mind. Not going in, just want to make sure I'll be able to find it later.
* Go find a locksmith and attempt to purchase a set of locksmiths tools "for a retainer." All I really need is the basic hook, rake and tension wrench, but I'm willing to buy a more complete smithing set to maintain the illusion that it's actually for a fledgling craftsman rather than for picking locks.
* Go to a scribal store and purchase a 100 stack of the "low quality" parchment mentioned
here. (I've already used two pieces of high quality vellum I started with for unimportant purposes. Time to stop that.)
* Attempt to procure a ninja suit. A head to toe sneaky black outfit with a facemask. or similar. Something that I can wear so that if I'm seen while wearing it, observers will think "female thief" not "female
elf thief." Attempt to do this in a way that does not raise eyebrows. This might require some sewing on my part, but should not be terribly complicated. Worst case, buy a long sleeve shirt, sew the neck closed, cut out eyeholes and use the arms to tie it to my neck. it does not need to be beautiful. It needs to be functional.
* Return to the Radhan estate. Politely and gently swear Erwin to secrecy about what I'm to tell him: Explain that both the Marshal and Mayor refused to allow me to see the Baron. But, that I "arranged" to see him anyway. Don't go into detail how. Explain that he seems to be in good health, though justifiably angry over his incarceration. Explain that I offered to free him, but that doing so would mean he would be a wanted man and would need to flee town, possibly with Lorsen's entire militia after him. So it was agreed that he would stay imprisoned while I attempted to clear his name. Point out to Erwin that I'm telling him this because he seems both a good and reliable man who is genuinely concerned for the Baron, but that it's in the Baron's best interest that he not tell anyone that I've seen him covertly.
* Ask Erwin to arrange to have his 13 year old son (still needs a name) here tomorrow morning. I will interview him and if I find him acceptable, he may enter into my service immediately.
Have dinner. After that, assuming it's say...9pm, and assuming that crazy early-waking goat-herder people think dawn is what's meant by "in the morning" that gives me a good 9 hours to myself. So...let's invest 3 hours until midnight into "spell research/reagent processing/etc." do my elf trance from midnight to 4am. Then burn my daily prestidigitation to clean my clothes, and change out my spells:
Spell changes:
Cantrips:
* 3x prestidigitaion
First level:
* 1x Sleep
* 1x charm person
Bathe, preen, weave my hair and then basically hang out, read and relax until Erwin's son shows up.
On apprenticeshipWhen Erwin's son arrives, I'm going to want to talk to him for about an hour in private to ensure that he is suitable. It was already said that he can read and write, and goatherders probably have an awful lot of time on their hands to think. So it's fairly reasonable that he might be intelligent enough to become an apprentice. But I'll want to talk to him to make sure. And get a feel for his personality. Make sure he's not angry or mean by nature, or a chronic lier, or anything like that.
Assuming I find him suitable, we'll need to establish rules, and come to an understanding of what is expected of him. Here are the relevant points:
Circumstance of his serviceHe's a bit old for this. Ordinarily I would take a page around ages 10-12 for a year or two to build a relationship and get to know them before deciding whether to take them on as a squire around age 12 or 13. He's already 13. Good time to be made a squire, but a but late to start out as a page. I'm taking him because his father is a good man, and I therefore assume that he will be a good man too. (Make him feel good about it.) But, because of his age, while his title will be "page" I'm going to go ahead and give him the benefit of a doubt because of his heritage, assume that he will be a good and suitable squire once I decide to grant him that title, and therefore expect everything of him now that I would expect of a squire. Which means teaching him my profession, my trade, and a whole bunch of other things that probably never occurred to him. For example, being a knight means knowing a great deal more than merely how to fight. A knight has to know how to clean and maintain his weapons, how to show proper to respect to his liege, how to dance and court a lady....many things that have nothing to do with fighting. Similarly, there will be a lot of things I'm going to teach him that have nothing to do with my visible functions as a scribe and noble. I expect him to learn what I teach.
(Note: be careful to phrase this such that he does not get the impression that he is to be trained to be a wizard. That's exactly my intent. But don't tell him that's my intent.)
Rules:
* He must never lie to me.
* He is to follow my instructions. Note that "follow my instructions" is #2. 'Don't lie to me' is #1. There might be occasions in which blindly following my instructions might become unwise due to unexpected circumstances. If I instruct him to go into town to deliver a letter, and when he arrives the town is being invaded by orcs, returning to inform me of the invasion might be preferable to trying to sneak past the orcs to deliver the letter. Yes, follow my instructions ...but be mindful of circumstance.
* He is to be respectful and refer to me as either "My Lady" or "Lady Aduial" as the situation warrants. I expect decorum, but I'm not so conceited as to expect him to call me "master."
* He is not to see me as an object of sexual desire. Just be blunt with him on this. Tell him that yes...it's entirely possible I might be the most attractive woman he's ever seen in his entire life. I understand. But regardless of what he thinks he sees, he needs to understand that I am not human. (Stand up, spread my arms and [Cast prestidigitation] to make a firework and swirly light display that would make the Great and Powerful Trixie proud) "I am a hundred year old wizard filled with the power of the cosmos!" (Turn off pretty lights and sit back down. Let's see if we can instill a healthy amount of fear so that he realizes I'm no mere mortal, but not so much fear that he decides he'd rather be herding goats.) Also, from previous experience I've found that it has seriously disruptive effect on a teacher/student relationship. So fantasize about other women. Not me.
* If he gets anyone pregnant, his service will be terminated. If he seduces the maid, that's not my problem. But if he gets her pregnant, that's a problem. Simply explain that contrary to what his religious teachers may claim, sex is not evil, and this rule is not motivated by moral or philosophical positions, but rather because it can be terribly inconvenient, and that I'm not interested in inheriting the problems that come from it. Offer him the suggestion that if he needs release, he can take care of it himself in his room. Also point out that while that peasant girl he knows might seem awfully pretty now...after 10 years in my service it's entirely possible that he might be rich. Not that I'm going to make him rich, but that if he wants to be rich someday, it is an attainable goal. Point to the house and say that if he really wants he could probably live in a house like this someday. And while that might seem unimaginably optimistic now, the fact is that ten years from now he might not really care about things like owning a house like this. But that if he does, it can be arranged. And...if 10 years from now he's rich and has a house like this...suddenly his marital options will be quite a lot better than they are now. That peasant girl he's always wanted might seem pretty good now, but his station in life is going to rise, and that peasant girl might not seem so great once it does. The "don't get anyone pregnant" rule doesn't mean that he's entirely forbidden from "partaking of women." But it might be in his best interest that he doesn't if he wants to remain in my service. But if he really does fall in love with a girl so deeply that he's willing to give up the life I'm offering him...I'll understand. I want him to be happy in his new life and grateful for the opportunity I'm giving him. Not resentful that that he settled for transient things like power and prestige at the price of love. "You humans...live such a short time. It's best to remember what the genuinely important things are and make decisions accordingly. An opportunity is only as valuable as what is offered is desired."
* He will be permitted to own money. I'm not going to be paying him, and it's unlikely to come up anytime soon, but over the course of his service, it's not unlikely that he may find occasion to offer some useful service to a third party who might be willing to pay him for it. If someone tips him a copper for carrying water one day while he's in town, he's not expected to hand it over to me upon his return. How to handle money well is something that I expect him to learn at some point. However, I may occasionally give him my money for the purpose of running purchase errands and he must be careful to never intermingle my money, with his money.
* Don't interrupt my trance/spell memorization time unless there's a very good reason.
General expectations. What I expect and what he can expect:
* This is a standard unpaid intern/servant deal. He does menial labor. I make sure that he is fed and clothed, and teach him a useful trade. It lasts until either I release him from my service, or I wake up and find him gone. Preferably the former, but if he sneaks off in the middle of the night I'm unlikely to drag him back in chains. Assuming he does well and I decide to grant the the title of squire, it will probably last at least 5 and no more than 10 years. However, I generally stay in contact with my students if nothing else because you humans are so painfully short-lived.
* He is my page. He follows my rules, and he is answerable to me. If I say one thing and his father, his preacher and his friends all say something else...I expect him to listen to me. The rules for a knight, a peasant, a merchant, or king are all different, and what may be a crime for one person might not be a crime for another. He's part of my world now, so he is beholden to my rules. Not the rules of his former life.
* Warn him that it will be very much like engaging in an entirely new physical activity, and that he might be sore a lot. When he first started herding goats, his muscles probably took time to adapt. This will be similar. It may take him a few weeks of being uncomfortable before he adapts. And many of the "muscles" I ask him to use are going to be mental muscles. To be useful to me, he's going to have to learn a great deal.
* Sleep. He's probably been taught that waking up with the sun is healthy, wise, morally proper, and all sorts of other silly things. Acknowledge that in his former life, waking early and sleeping at night might have served some purpose. It doesn't in his new life. I really don't care when he sleeps. If he's up until dawn doing something important and then sleeps until noon, I don't care in the least. It will be up to him to choose his own sleeping schedule. Or to not have one. However, explain that when I require him, he will need to be available. And if that means waking up after 2 hours of sleep to run errands for me...so be it. Point out that as a "a hundred year old being filled with cosmic power" I don't actually sleep myself. I meditate to rest my mind for magical work, but if I go several days without doing so, it's not really a big deal. Consequently, if he tries to always be awake during the day...it's possible he might not get as much sleep over the next few years as he's had over the previous few. On occasion it's possible my work will not even begin until after dark. He's advised to get sleep when he can. If that's at night, so be it. If that's sleeping a few hours past sunup, that's fine. If that's taking a midday nap while I'm away, whatever.
* Physical exertion. Acknowledge that his new life will probably not be as physically demanding as his old life. His father spoke well of him, and described him as a boy who was "not afraid of hard work." But that as far as I'm concerned, if it's hard, you're doing it wrong. Yes, there will be plenty of errand running and grunt work, but he will be a riding horse, not a plow horse.
* Cleanliness. In general I don't expect him to clean up after me. I don't sleep, so I don't soil bedsheets. And I use magic to clean my clothes, so cleaning up my messes just isn't something that's likely to come up very often and it certainly won't be part of any daily routine. However, I do expect him to be clean, and I expect him to keep his clothes clean. There are two reasons for this: 1) much of my work involves very expensive writing materials. Amongst the things I will be teaching him, the "trade" of being a scribe is one of them. Writing materials are sensitive to dirt. It's important to not smudge them. 2) I am, as mentioned, a hundred year old being filled with cosmic power...and it happens that my sense of smell is considerably more keen than humans. And honestly...it bothers me when you people don't bathe regularly.
* Downtime. Fact is...he's going to have a lot of downtime. As a goatherder, you probably don't often have days off. As my page, the actual "work" is likely to be irregular. There will be times when he has more appointed tasks than he can complete in a day, and other times where he has no appointed tasks at all. It's going to be inconsistent. It will generally be expected that that downtime be filled with "private studies" but I understand that it may be impractical to sit and "privately study" for 12 hours at a time simply for lack of mental endurance. There may occasionally be days like that, and it will be up to him to fill that time in a manner that causes no one any trouble.
* Protection. It's not really his job to protect me. Again...100 year old wizard. I'm not claiming to be invincible, but I'm not as delicate as I look. If we should happen to find ourselves in a life threatening situation, and he has an opportunity to flee...go for it. If the black knight tries to stab me...don't jump in the way of the sword. And no matter what you do, never put me in a situation where I need to endanger my own life to rescue you from some situation that you got yourself into while trying to rescue me. I have 107 years more experience getting away from precarious situations than you do. If we're facing down a dragon and you see a chance to escape...escape and plan to meet up with me later because I also escaped. Don't plan to come back and rescue me from the jaws of death. Because I probably won't be there anymore by the time you do.
* Decorum. He is to be polite. Not only to me, but others as well. His conduct will reflect on me. So speak well and act well.
* Quality of life, and instability of life. Explain that his quality of life is likely to massively improve. He will probably be eating better, living better and dressing better than he ever has. Point to the platinum and gold jewelry I wear. "Tonight you will sleep in a bed and your own father will probably serve your meal. You'll need to be comfortable with that kind of thing."
"However...you can't get too comfortable with it. I am, amongst other things, one of the kings advisers. You, until today, were a peasant. But...while the life of an adviser on the surface appears to be much nicer than the life of a peasant...everybody always needs peasants. If the king were to be deposed tomorrow, the new ruler would still need people to herd goats. I, on the other hand, would be out of a job. Peasants are never run out of town for being decadent. Nobles like myself sometimes are. The life of a goat herder is always stable, provided he cares well enough for his goats. The life of a scribe, a scholar, an adviser, a noble, a diplomat...is not so stable. One of the trades I will teach you is that of a scribe. If one day nobody buys goats, a goat herder can still drink milk and eat cheese. If one day nobody needs scribal work done...parchment doesn't taste very good. Appreciate your quality of life, but don't become so accustomed to it that you can't live without it. Even I have occasionally slept on the ground."
* Journal. I expect him to keep a daily journal. I will supply him with writing materials, and he will be expected to write every day. Partly this is to "work the muscle" of writing, as...again, learning the scribal profession is one of the things I will teach him. Partly it will also be for him, as years from now he may wish to look back on his thoughts from these early years. From my point of view it's not really important what he writes in his journal. He can write about what he did that day. He can write love poems for peasant girls. He can write about what he wants his life to be like in the future. Whatever. But he must write.
* All questions are valid. He is permitted to ask me anything on any topic. Understand that there is a proper time for questions. If he has something delicate to ask, ask when we are in private. But understand that no topic is forbidden. He might have been embarrassed earlier to have a lady such as myself speak so frankly with him about sex, pregnancy and masturbation earlier. But ours is a profession of knowledge and truth. These things are not accomplished through secrecy, or by hiding behind pride or tradition. If I instruct him in some task that he does not understand or disagrees with, it is better for him to ask me why than to simply take it on faith that I'm right. I may well be right. But it will become important for him to understand why things are as they are just as much as it is to understand what they are.
* I'm no slave driver, and I'm not big on punishment. I expect that he will be useful to me. And he in turn will receive a great deal of knowledge that can change his life for the better. It's a relationship we both benefit from. It doesn't benefit me to work him so hard he breaks, and if he misbehaves to the point that punishment is required, then I'd rather simply dismiss him than waste my time bending him to my will. He needs to choose to be here.
With all that said, if I feel he's suitable, and he agrees to abide by my rules and to serve me well, then *poof* I make him my servant/page/squire/thingy. Take him out and introduce him to his father as "name" the page, servant of Lady Aduial of Lalatho-dor. Ask Erwin to give him a bedroom in the house, and tell the boy he has half an hour to eat and bathe if he hasn't already. We're going to town.