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[Willfor]

If you don't already know how to do it, we can't tell you. It's a muscle reflex you learn very early in life. Or you die.

[scriver]

Hint. There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can't aim, and those who haven't realised they can't.

As for my own habits, I both stand and sit.

[Trapezohedron]

I... Oh god, I am not going to confess anything.

...fuck, you guys can already get it by reading the context.

...Great, I just gave you guys a tip. Go me!

[kaijyuu]

I... Oh god, I am not going to confess anything.

You do it while handstanding?
Perhaps on the wings of jetliners?
Or maybe you have bizarre alien biology and don't pee?

[Starver]

Hint. There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can't aim, and those who haven't realised they can't.

Really, the big problem is starting.  Unlike a well-designed teapot spout, the initial exiting spurt can be unpredictable, especially if you're bursting and haven't the time/patience/self-control to start with[1].  After that (assuming you're voiding any significant amount of liquid) the biofeedback works wonders.  I find, at least.

(I'm writing here from an "uncut" perspective...  is the exit hydrodynamics significantly different with those lacking?  Well, I suspect the only people who know are non-infant recipients of the procedure, but I wouldn't want anyone to 'out' themselves if they don't want to.)


[1] If I'm in a strange house and really don't want to cause an accident, but have a feeling that it's going to potentially go awry, I could be probably found[2] kneeling in front of the pot, to ensure as much of the angle-of-area as the the initial escapement might possible fly towards is already "in the pot".  A rather awkward way, I suppose, of ensuring the same advantages as just sitting down in the first place, it also naturally helping with the noise/splashback-abatement policies, of which I mentioned.

[2] Should I not, for some reason, have locked the door behind me!

Or maybe you have bizarre alien biology and don't pee?

Well, you know how Mork From Ork drinks..?

[nenjin]

Guys, it's called "aiming".

Because relieving yourself should also be a mini-game, right? Do you like to stand on to the toilet and go for the long bomb too?

[Megaman]

Standing, usually. But sometimes I end up doing it sitting when I just woke up and am so tired I would get my urine all over the place.

[jester]

If you draw faces on pingpong balls and throw them in the dunny, its a minigame. 

  I pee in the cistern, cause im a prick.

[scriver]

I... Oh god, I am not going to confess anything.

You do it while handstanding?
Perhaps on the wings of jetliners?
Or maybe you have bizarre alien biology and don't pee?

...I think he only pisses in Catholic Churches' confession booths.

The bastard.

Really, the big problem is starting.

Personally, my weak point is when you get those shivers. That can really bring me off the target.

[Euld]

I've had bizarre moments where I pee in two different directions o_o  One time, one stream went nicely into the toilet bowl while the other went right into my pants 

I stand.

[Cheese]

I've always wondered If I pee abnormally, but now I see that I'm not the only person that suffers from the double pee-stream and unexpected start burst.

[noodle0117]

Unless there is no other option,
Sitting down.
I have my reasons.

I am biologically male.

[kaijyuu]

I must say this is the most mature discussion of pee I've ever seen. My bad jokes are the worst of the derails.


And now I've jinxed it.

[Trapezohedron]

Welp, I don't mind the silly humor here. Also, I have no idea why I made this thread, but it probably had something to do with a half glass of wine, a Smosh video and lack of sleep, and much stress.

Time for a serious contribution.

I am male. I pee sitting down.

Why? Because my pee tends to shoot out two ways, either wetting the toilets or worse, my undergarments.

I now feel ashamed having to share this tidbit with all of you guys. I hope you won't blackmail me with this.

[Cthulhu]

Cthulhu doesn't pee except when he does, and when he does it's nothing like what you would call peeing.