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[misko27]

Sorry for necro, I just had to share this recent masterwork engraving. You see, I needed a broker with appraisal skill, so I replaced my old one. Then they made this. Mosus Brightpaint was my old broker.

So, is he crazy? Does he see dwarves as fluffy wamblers? is he pretending the Mosus is a Wambler?

[Loud Whispers]

WHAT IF EVERYONE IS A FLUFFY WAMBLER

[CyberUrist]

Actually, EVERYONE IS A FLUFFY WAMBLER

Let me explain. I modded fluffy wamblers to be not only playable, but nigh invincible. They are also intelligent. And can talk without mouths.

[xoseph]

While mucking about as an adventurer, I found a kobold fortress that had engravings at the entrance, and one depicted my artifact, a unicorn bone hatch cover with a picture of a traction bench, from my previously abandoned fortress.

[acetech09]

Where is that traction bench now?

It must be like taking your bike to work that day, and while you're at work, you see your car in a dealership ad.

[xoseph]

See, the traction bench never existed.  The artifact was a hatch-cover with a picture of a traction bench on it.

But to answer your question, the artifact unicorn bone hatch with a picture of a traction bench on it?
Installed it over the stars down to my hospital.

[ClkWrkJester]

my favorite dwarf only made forgotten beasts. Statues or carvings, all he did was eldritch horrors. I liked to think of him as some mad prophet.

[Numeroid]

I gave it a try. Found a dwarf my Engraver had a grudge against and engraved her room. Not a single hamster engraving. I guess he's just too cool a guy to act out his grudges.