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[Zona]

I highly recommend rewriting your post in Orz-speak. It'll be even better.

Hello, we are the Orz! Orz are happy *people energy* from the outside. Orz have special *parties* inside which help Orz *germinate*. Inside is so much good! Can you come together with Orz for *parties*?

Orz so much tired for keeping together, but Orz find *cookies* which are so much good! Orz enjoy cookies. Not cookies is **Frumple**! Orz need more cookies to be here now, not yet! Soon Orz are really here! You are help Orz with cookies. Orz is looking for more cookies and find cookies. So much joy! Please bring more cookies to Orz *house* to help.

Ok, I'll bite...

What?

http://youtu.be/gIbVYXHnaBU

[Aptus]

You heard it here first! Playing Planetside helps expand the extradimensional foothold in our universe!
...either that or the respawning *many bubbles* which are not *happy campers* gives the Orz lots to... erm... eat?

There is plenty of room *in between* for *parties* and *picnics*. There are *many bubbles* here to be *connected* with.

[forsaken1111]

You are so many *lonely* *juicy* *bubbles*. It is so sad.

[Blizzlord]

Is it okay if I ask what is going on here? Coming back from watching Gmod and SFM videos to see my thread derailed beyond recognition is downright confusing.

[forsaken1111]

Is it okay if I ask what is going on here? Coming back from watching Gmod and SFM videos to see my thread derailed beyond recognition is downright confusing.

We geeked out over star control. Sorry.

[Blizzlord]

Well in that case, go on. It is not like we have anything else to do while waiting for the beta to open up a bit more.

[Matz05]

Somebody suggested to write spoilers in Orz-speak. The Orz are a race from Star Control 2. Apparently manifestations of a single extradimensional entity, (they?) are very hard to understand due to strange grammar and peppering their dialogue with concepts that have no analogue in our reality. The ship's translation computer marks words that it doesn't think it translated right with *asterisks*.

They seem very enthusiastic and friendly about colonizing our reality and (allying with? enslaving? possessing? keeping as pets? experimenting on? *playing with*) the locals. However, backstory and other races indicate that they might be very dangerous to the development of inteligent life.

[forsaken1111]

Suffice it to say that in the Star Control lore, a race began experimenting with other dimensions and were promptly destroyed by the Orz without cause or explanation. When pressed on the issue, the Orz attack the questioner, so people have learned not to ask questions. They're possibly the most terrifyingly awesome race in that game because they're the only ones who seem genuinely alien. Well aside from the Mycon.

[timferius]

The real question is, how have I not ever heard of this before?

And for a not de-rail question, anyone know when they're sending out emails to the next wave?

[jocan2003]

Already been sent, so if you didnt get anything when you woke up, chance are you are on the next batche(s).

[timferius]

Curses! After all that work for a Beta key, I'm still left waiting... one of these days....

[Siquo]

Go play star control while you wait.

[ScriptWolf]

has anyone made the outfits for Bay12 yet ? for EU and America? looking to join both i will be on the American one soon usual name 9i.e. Scriptwolf so please add me)

and i took out the REDACTED information no lawsuit yayyyyyyyyyy

[jocan2003]

Well as soon im in, im making one in NC on US server tho. Should be in by the end of the week if everything goes according to what they say.

[Sensei]

I'm still just waiting for the email to get in...