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[daveralph1234]

Instead of tables or chairs, you can only order workshops to build "furniture".
Oops, looks like you got another weapon rack, better luck on a bed next time!

Immediatly madde me think of dungeon keeper. Such a pain.

[Babylon]

Goblins now send a diplomat who makes peace in exchange for a certain amount of babies.

[misko27]

Goblins now send a diplomat who makes peace in exchange for a certain amount of babies.

How is that a bad thing?

[Babylon]

Goblins now send a diplomat who makes peace in exchange for a certain amount of babies.

How is that a bad thing?

no more goblin invasions. I guess it would be kind of fun.

[misko27]

Goblins now send a diplomat who makes peace in exchange for a certain amount of babies.

How is that a bad thing?

no more goblin invasions. I guess it would be kind of fun.

I meant a way to get rid of babies, but yeah, that too.

[ZeroSumHappiness]

*fightfightfight*
Gobbo Diplomat: Oi, we'll go away if you give us some of your babies!
Mayor: Wait, what?  That's what you want?  Why didn't you say so!
Gobbo: Oh, uhm.  We want...  All of dem?
Mayor: Here you go!

12 years later...

Gobbo returns: Uh.  Yeah, about those babies.  They kind of got magma everywhere and killed everyone.
Mayor: Yeah, that happens.

[Doodooist]

Rewrite all game in Visual Basic.

[Kassil]

Rewrite all game in Visual Basic.

...Sadist.

[Monk321654]

Embarking on a Volcano has a random chance of an Eruption every (Oh, I dunno, one to ten years), spewing Lava, and blocking the skies with Ash, so no plants grow above ground.
No Beds until you hit fungus, No Overworld Crops, and FPS death, all in one!

[lignition]

A new megabeast known as Cthulhu.

[Corai]

A new megabeast known as Cthulhu.

I want this.

Embarking on a Volcano has a random chance of an Eruption every (Oh, I dunno, one to ten years), spewing Lava, and blocking the skies with Ash, so no plants grow above ground.
No Beds until you hit fungus, No Overworld Crops, and FPS death, all in one!

I want this.


-EDIT, FORGOT TO POST MY JOKE-

Kobolds now send raiding parties every month with copper spears, wood bows (MACHINE GUNS), and ALOT of kobolds.

[Blizzlord]

Embarking on a Volcano has a random chance of an Eruption every (Oh, I dunno, one to ten years), spewing Lava, and blocking the skies with Ash, so no plants grow above ground.
No Beds until you hit fungus, No Overworld Crops, and FPS death, all in one!

I want this.

Reclaiming a volcano currently triggers a bug, causing the volcano to erupt.

The player must now sacrifice the most skilled dwarf (with a useful profession) in the fortress a Armok every year, or the rain is replaced by dwarven blood which makes the goblins immune to traps and puts them in a perpetual stage of rage.

[Eric Blank]

...chance of an Eruption every...

Why did I read that as "Egyption ovary?"

If it was "Egyptian ovary" then I'd definitely not be happy to have a volcano spew ovaries all over the place, suddenly making all the women pregnant, maried or not, and ignoring the population and child caps. Oh gods the children...

So that's my terrible suggestion. But ye, I think eruptions would be pretty awesome. The community suggested all kinds of new landscape features like impact craters full of randomly generated horrors, gigantic trees that form entire biomes (which are kinda on the dev list in a way. Multi-tile trees are intended, but I don't think he quite means giant regional trees.) and other crap while .31 was still in development, and I'd still love to see it happen.

[Darkening Kaos]

Why did I read that as "Egyption ovary?"

Urist McFreud has some interesting theories about that sort of thing.
I've made an appointment for you to see him.

[AleAndSteel]

You must write demands to your home civilization before embarking, convincing them of your idea, future goals and perspective of life. When failed, you must generate a new world. If succesfull, most items will be missing on embark and if one dwarf dies, you will be removed from your position of power and the game uninstalls itself.