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Author Topic: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.  (Read 47338 times)

misko27

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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #150 on: May 30, 2012, 03:34:52 pm »
Quote from: Sus on May 30, 2012, 04:56:59 am
Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on May 30, 2012, 12:10:22 am
Elves not only dislike things made of wood, they dislike everything not technically possible without at some point someone having chopped a tree (metal, stone, everything, etc.)
Elves also found Elf PETA, get upset by bone/leather/shell/<insert animal material here> goods, and start sending diplomats that demand the release of any caged/pastured/pitted animals as well as lumber caps. They will also convert other races to their cause during worldgen.
That is the exact opposite of now. Those elves brings tons of exotic animals, and I have quite a few engravings of elves devouring humanoids.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2014, 04:09:04 pm by misko27 »
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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #151 on: May 30, 2012, 04:34:26 pm »
Every Elf is Cacame Awemedinade. They will all, successively, migrate to your fort, take it over, and then wander off.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #152 on: May 30, 2012, 05:18:11 pm »
Quote from: daveralph1234 on May 30, 2012, 11:07:37 am

-Mandates to not make things (for a given time period)


I love this one.  I wish I could mod it in.

As far as terrible suggestions

All dwarves become able to make mandates.
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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #153 on: May 30, 2012, 05:52:36 pm »
Quote from: Babylon on May 30, 2012, 05:18:11 pm
Quote from: daveralph1234 on May 30, 2012, 11:07:37 am

-Mandates to not make things (for a given time period)


I love this one.  I wish I could mod it in.

As far as terrible suggestions

All dwarves become able to make mandates.
Oi! Get yer own idears!

Quote from: MaximumZero on May 22, 2012, 05:14:30 pm
Every dwarf is able to make mandates.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #154 on: May 30, 2012, 08:42:57 pm »
Dwarves are represented by a large D.
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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #155 on: May 31, 2012, 07:09:05 am »
The spire over the underworld are now randomly generated. I hope you enjoy your sparrow tallow soap spire.
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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #156 on: May 31, 2012, 07:29:48 am »
The masterpiece alerts should pause and recenter so you can see who made them.
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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #157 on: May 31, 2012, 08:45:18 am »
Masterpiece alerts should prioritize over all other alerts.
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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #158 on: May 31, 2012, 09:23:24 am »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on May 31, 2012, 07:29:48 am
The masterpiece alerts should pause and recenter so you can see who made them.

You can have the game do this now by changing your alert settings.
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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #159 on: May 31, 2012, 11:27:18 am »
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Quote from: Gizogin on March 07, 2012, 12:02:30 am
It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #160 on: May 31, 2012, 11:28:15 am »
Jesus Christ double fail. Sorry!
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Quote from: Gizogin on March 07, 2012, 12:02:30 am
It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #161 on: May 31, 2012, 01:27:29 pm »
All creatures piss and shit, which causes miasma and spreads syndromes. Without designated toilet zones or constructed toilets, dwarves will just go in a corner. Pit toilets will fill up, making sewers an eventual necessity. In a nod to Duke Nukem, using a toilet in adventure mode heals your character.

Firedamp, chokedamp, whitedamp, stinkdamp and other invisible vaporous mining hazards can suffocate your dwarves, or even explode on contact with fire/magma.

Actually that last one sounds kinda cool.
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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #162 on: May 31, 2012, 02:55:29 pm »
8The aforementioned gases can be canned and used for flamethrowers or explosive bombs. Setting them up; however, is highly dangerous and will most likely explode when handled.

Still, dwarven [SUICIDE] flammenwerfers!
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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #163 on: May 31, 2012, 04:46:43 pm »
Quote from: GhostDwemer on May 31, 2012, 01:27:29 pm
Actually that last one sounds kinda cool.

i think both are interesting. i thought the mining changes (miners getting bruises when channeling very dumb) in .09 was cool and added immersion. toxic gases would too, as well as lights and air pumps

as for feces and stuff: i think i could add toilets very easily to my current reroute-river-through-underground-waterwheel-system and for the animals there would have to be a new job to clean their pastures
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Quote from: Splint on June 09, 2012, 05:51:39 am
I'd be shocked if dwarves didn't eat the demons they killed. After all, if they're willing to eat a poison spewing monstrosity, why not a flying dinosaur thing that hates all life?

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Re: Looks like it's time for another joke thread.
« Reply #164 on: May 31, 2012, 05:29:35 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on May 30, 2012, 08:42:57 pm
Dwarves are represented by a large D.
That would look like ass.
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