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[nopil3os]

- A defined set of win conditions complete with time limit before your dwarves start abandoning your fort in waves, abandoning it progressively whether you like it or not.

I'd totally play that.

yeah. complete with cold-war-style iron fence to keep the dwarves on site. (i was born in east germany, i get to make that sort of jokes )

[somebody64]

Dwarves are fatally allergic to bee stings.

[MaximumZero]

North Korea invades your map, and once your Dwarves are wiped out, you are left with a dancing, ascii-art Kim Jong-Il and Kim Jong-Un. Until your computer melts.

[peskyninja]

Expansion pack that adds; new models of socks, a perk system and a non-playable samurai race.

[The Bard]

Landmines implemented. After a season, grass grows up over them, hiding them from both the dwarves and the player.

[LOCKPICKER] Added to keas and rhesus macques.

[Sabreur]

a "Heaven" level that when breached, starts sending waves of angelic and godly destroyers to punish your dwarves for their hubris.

This would be awesome.

Seconding this, the idea of some lawful being(s) showing up to make my dwarves answer for their crimes is quite appealing.

Yes, just yes.

I knew the "Child Care" and "Mermaid Farming" threads would come back to haunt us!  Seriously though, this sounds awesome.  Maybe make it depend on what sort of dieties are present in your world?

[Hanslanda]

Bwahahaha, bring it on God of Rainbows appearing as a female dwarf. I WILL MESS YOUR ASS UP. But the volcano god, um... I live in one... So...

[SixOfSpades]

Adamantine is now a farmable crop, growing both above and below ground.

[WealthyRadish]

Elves not only dislike things made of wood, they dislike everything not technically possible without at some point someone having chopped a tree (metal, stone, everything, etc.)

[FlyingIcarus]

Landmines implemented. After a season, grass grows up over them, hiding them from both the dwarves and the player.

This is a bad idea how?

[The Bard]

You won't know where to trick the elves into pathing.

[Sus]

Elves not only dislike things made of wood, they dislike everything not technically possible without at some point someone having chopped a tree (metal, stone, everything, etc.)

Elves also found Elf PETA, get upset by bone/leather/shell/<insert animal material here> goods, and start sending diplomats that demand the release of any caged/pastured/pitted animals as well as lumber caps. They will also convert other races to their cause during worldgen.

[kingubu]

You can capture elves in cages and train them to be hairdressers.  Then all the dwarfs will look FABULOUS.

[Niyazov]

Elves not only dislike things made of wood, they dislike everything not technically possible without at some point someone having chopped a tree (metal, stone, everything, etc.)

Elves also found Elf PETA, get upset by bone/leather/shell/<insert animal material here> goods, and start sending diplomats that demand the release of any caged/pastured/pitted animals as well as lumber caps. They will also convert other races to their cause during worldgen.

The animal products was true in older releases, and elves can in fact take over other civs in worldgen.

You can capture elves in cages and train them to be hairdressers.  Then all the dwarfs will look FABULOUS.

what exactly are you implying here

[WriterX]

Lightheaded dwarves. Whenever they drink any alcohol they go berserk, melancholic or mad, for a certain period of time. They have no recollection of any damage or problems they have caused during this state.