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Loud Whispers

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Re: Goblin Ninjas
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2012, 02:44:16 pm »

I just had a ninja necromancer.
That was no ninja, that was a saboteur. Always with their raven bombs...

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Re: Goblin Ninjas
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2012, 03:05:53 pm »

I just had a ninja necromancer.
That was no ninja, that was a saboteur. Always with their raven bombs...

Raven corpses are the new elephants.
Just today I've lost a fort to raven corpses and I have not lost a fort to creatures in quite some time.
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Demons are preferable to ravens.
A noble just suffered a genuine unfortunate accident.
Has that ever happened before?

Garath

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Re: Goblin Ninjas
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2012, 03:06:53 pm »

try it with mussel shells. The whole idea makes me laugh but it happens
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Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
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Re: Goblin Ninjas
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2012, 03:18:04 pm »

The masons were masacred, but a cat bone hatch stopped the horde.

Only in Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Goblin Ninjas
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2012, 09:46:53 pm »

I just had a ninja necromancer.
That was no ninja, that was a saboteur. Always with their raven bombs...

You and ravens man. Its like you have a feud. I will admit that I got killed by a raven as an adventurer once, but it was living...
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Re: Goblin Ninjas
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2012, 12:45:07 am »

Fear the ravens.  I had an embark where half was nice, the other half evil. Huge flocks of ravens would fly on, get rained on, spew pus, then crash and die... then rise back up, creating a swarm of epic scale that attacked and killed everything as soon as it entered the map.
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Carve out a massive pit and construct a copper block tower! Challenge those goblin bastards with your phallus of justice!

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Re: Goblin Ninjas
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2012, 12:54:18 am »

I'm kind of reminded of one of those wheel of time books where ravens were killing anything alive. Even though they were no zombies, it reminds me of that
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Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
Quote from: Frogwarrior
And then everyone melted.

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Re: Goblin Ninjas
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2012, 07:28:23 am »

I had a released prisoner (snatcher) after having his entire lower body cut off, manage to cripple two macedwarves in two moves (spine hit on one, leg motor nerve hit on another) before bleeding out.


Durn it.

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Re: Goblin Ninjas
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2012, 09:35:15 am »

God damn hundreds of years old Goblin ninja's!!!

They always have to get a swift dagger hit in before they leg it!
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