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[IpunchFaces]

Concentrate moss on where rockpick will hit. Entangle rockpick with fuzzy moss.

[LordSlowpoke]

Decide you had enough of planetbro's grouchiness and begin dodging him.

[Mr. Palau]

Concentrate moss on where rockpick will hit. Entangle rockpick with fuzzy moss.

[Demonic Spoon]

>become one with earth

you become one with rockplanet, your personality and individuality subsumed into his. GAME OVER

>have a timeline breaking chat with the rock on the rock-pick

timeline compromised. resetting to last stable backup

>dig

you lack manipulative appendages with which to dig!

>become one with rockpick. absorb collector

you become one with the rockpick! harmonious oneness buff expended! buff expended. cannot absorb rock gatherer as well

>concentrate moss on where rockpick will hit. entangle rockpick with fuzzy moss

operation entangle is a entangling success

>decide you had enough of planetbro's grouchiness and begin dodging him

you are unable to dodge

>_

[Aklyon]

Swing self with rockpick at collector. Ask Moonbro for help since planetdude is too grouchy.

[Chink]

Ask the nearby cloud to rain on the collector.

[ashton1993]

Wait until rock gatherer gives up and then wait a few decades for erosion to occur

[Mr. Palau]

Swing self with rockpick at collector. Ask Moonbro for help since planetdude is too grouchy.

[Sorcerer Kail]

Swing self with rockpick at collector. Ask Moonbro for help since planetdude is too grouchy.

[borno]

Swing self with rockpick at collector. Ask Moonbro for help since planetdude is too grouchy.

[10ebbor10]

Swing self with rockpick at collector. Ask Moonbro for help since planetdude is too grouchy.

Then drop yourself infront of the bandwagon to fight the evil quote pyramid.

[Demonic Spoon]

>ask the nearby cloud to rain on the collector

no response. perhaps you cannot comprehend clouds?

>swing self with rockpick at collector. ask moonbro for help since planetdude is too grouchy

you attempt to swing yourself by the rockpick at the rock gatherer. you fail miserably. the gatherer attempts to budge you from the rock planet so that he can use you to bash his locomotive appendage free from rockplanet. you seem to be too firmly rooted in the earth to be budged however.

hello. moonbro is not available right now. please leave a message after the next eclipse

>wait until rock gatherer gives up and then wait a few decades for erosion to occur

minor erosion has occurred

>_

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Then drop yourself infront of the bandwagon to fight the evil quote pyramid.

I was tempted to do this but was too lazy to actually draw it. 

EDIT: fixed image size

[raptorfangamer]

>deploy thermal energy absorbers and proper generators (ABSORB HEAT)
>generate a simbiosis alliance with moss (talk to moss, see if you can become friends)
and
>see if you can burrow some legs from planetdude, it has been a year after all.

[Mr. Palau]

>deploy thermal energy absorbers and proper generators (ABSORB HEAT)
>generate a simbiosis alliance with moss (talk to moss, see if you can become friends)
and
>see if you can burrow some legs from planetdude, it has been a year after all.

[Aklyon]

Ask the sun when the next eclipse is.