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[Mr. Palau]

Now, release all of the thermal energy, roasting him!

YEs muwhahaha

/cover teh gatherer in moss.

[Aklyon]

Ask planetdude why he's got them bad vibes today.

[raptorfangamer]

>MELT

[Vorthon]

Pfft. This is silly.

> Find resonant harmony of Rock Gatherer. Cause vibrations in rock gatherer at said frequency, thus causing the Rock Gatherer to dissolve into a pile of gore and bone dust.

[Demonic Spoon]

>release thermal energy

you are slightly warmer than the air around you. like a rock left out in the sun the whole day. which is what you are. you are not hot enough to roast anything. as it is a mild spring day

>melt

cannot melt. insufficient thermal energy

>ask planetdude why he's got them bad vibes today

"yo what's wrong rockdaddyho? that's some bad vibes you got there"

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP SHUT UP"

>vibrate at the resonant harmony of rock gatherer

ignoring the fact that the rock gatherer's body is made up of different materials with different resonant harmonies. you are a rock. thus inanimate. thus unable to vibrate

>cover gatherer in moss

you begin to entomb the gatherer in a living carpet of moss



sadly plants can only grow so fast

>_

[Aklyon]

Rockcraft at him.

[raptorfangamer]

>keep messing with Planet until he tells you a backstory monologue, in the meanwhile, ask Sun and Cloud for extra help, mana use, and powah

[Svarte Troner]

>Get the cloud to turn into a !THUNDER STORM! and electrocute (not fatally) the rock gatherer whose name shall now be Franz Helmut Ludwig.

[Mr. Palau]

>Use moss to attract herbovore to distract the rock gatherer.

[Demonic Spoon]

>badger rockplanet

he appears to be ignoring you

>ask sun and cloud for help

you get no response. maybe you can't communicate with nonrock inanimate objects?

>rockcraft at him

ah yes rockcrafting. that ancient rock art. key to ultimate rock power. a rock technique of which you are the master. many ignorant rock gatherers mistake a rock's lesser tricks for its rockcrafting ability. fools. it is time to show this gatherer the true power of rock!







let's see you abduct me with your locomotive appendage turned to stone and fused with the ground now gatherer!



oh rock. a pick made of the only known material able to damage rocks. rock. a rockpick

>use moss to attract herbivore to distract the rock gatherer.

moss is not in agreement with this plan. also how would you attract them anyway?

>_

[Svarte Troner]

>Notice that Ludwig has more moss growing on the bottom of his... skirt (?) and chuckle to yourself.

[Aklyon]

Continue to inflict STONE status on collector, affect higher up that his feet.

[Mr. Palau]

Teach the rocks in the rock gatherer's basket the ways of rockcrafting, and use them to take over zee world/kill the rock gatherer.

[Demonic Spoon]

OOC: Nothing on the imminent death by pickaxe?

>notice

you are a rock. therefore you do not posses senses. you cannot "notice" anything

>continue rockcrafting

insufficient /\/\4|\|4 reserves

>teach the rocks in the rock gatherer's basket the ways of rockcrafting. use them to take over zee world/kill the rock gatherer

the basket appears to have some sort of blocking effect on your attempt to teach the other rocks rockcrafting. either that or you may not be able to instantly telepathically transfer knowledge of a super advanced technique that it took you 7 years to master. just maybe

>_

[Spinal_Taper]

Call upon the powers of Irdan, the goddess of harmony to buff you and protect you from his pick.