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Author Topic: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.  (Read 4618 times)

lawastooshort

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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2012, 03:00:42 am »
Slave wrestles the beast's right arm, snapping it off!
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borno

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« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2012, 03:13:09 am »
You stop and gawk at your master's sudden death. Your confusion quickly turns to anger though, and you charge that ugly stupid poopoo pants monster! However, it seems that the monster's swing carried on in a full circle, hitting you and making you bleed heavily! Things are getting desperate, and you wonder if fighting it on your own is going to work...

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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2012, 03:50:41 am »
Shoot its feet and flee to the armoury!
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« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2012, 03:58:20 am »
((I forgot to mention, but you have other items on your persona, like a PDA, radio, ID))
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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2012, 09:36:59 am »
Pick up master's plasma gun and hold a gun in each hand. Spray plasma lasers at the murdering communist alien bastard while backing away towards the nearest exit. While trying not to soil your pants.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2012, 09:44:13 am by IpunchFaces »
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lawastooshort

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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2012, 09:37:49 am »
Quote from: IpunchFaces on May 23, 2012, 09:36:59 am
Pick up master's plasma gun and hold a gun in each hand. Spray plasma lasers at the murdering communist alien bastard while backing away towards the nearest exit. Trying not to soil your pants.

Good plan. Shoot its feet first though.
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« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2012, 09:41:29 am »
Remember that your name is Comrade Chairman Nikolai Nikolayevich Nikolayev.
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« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2012, 02:44:55 pm »
You shoot its feet, making it trip up! You pick up your... Old master's gun... YOUR MASTER WILL NOT DIE IN VAIN! RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEGGGGG! The first shot goes off, but the second shot hits it in the mouth. Unfortunately it hits the human torso. You then turn and run through the exit, managing to shake off the monster. For now, at least.

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« Last Edit: May 23, 2012, 03:17:01 pm by borno »
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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2012, 03:09:01 pm »
Search for the armoury. Then search for a BIG gun.
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« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2012, 03:16:42 pm »
You look on the map and find the Armoury. You do find a better gun than yours, but it doesn't have as much fire power as yours because deathsquad officers are fully equipped with-HOLY COW WHAT IS THAT?! You find a huge, huge, huge gun, perhaps the size of the changeling. You wonder why the hell anyone would want a gun this big. It does look, however, like it could take the space station down in one shot.

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lawastooshort

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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2012, 03:18:36 pm »
Elbow-drop the gun and then kick it on the floor until it reveals itself.
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« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2012, 12:02:20 am »
You find as platform and jump from it, aiming your elbow at the gun!
*Thump*
Luckily, your elbow-pads absorb the impact. You continuously
Kick
Kick
Kick
Yup, its not an alien.  But it seems that your kicking has ignited something in the gun... OH SHIT ITS GOING TO EXPLOOOOOOOOOODE!

...

You think that you had better get the hell out of there, and quick.

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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #42 on: May 24, 2012, 01:55:33 am »
Grab the nearest sweet looking gun and flee hard.
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