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Author Topic: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.  (Read 4621 times)

lawastooshort

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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2012, 03:05:55 am »

One group of three, one group of four. Or cut someone in half and each team takes half.

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"Guards number 1 and 2, go with Yellovich. Slave, take your vodka, soldier, you're hurt real bad! Number 3, you're coming with me, you take care of Slave. Guard number 4, take your vokda son, you're gonna need it. Yellovich, slice guard number 4 in half - that'll show these alien scum we mean business! We'll take the torso and head north to the diner, your patrol can take the legs and head south to the engine room. Come on men, let's go!"
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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2012, 12:00:23 am »

Kick the next person you see in the chest.
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« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2012, 04:04:16 am »

You realize that you have no idea who is who is who. But you do not show this to your men."Guards number 1 and 2, go with Yellovich." There is much confusion as everyone tries to decide who is Yellowvich, and who is guard numbers 1 and 2. Luckily, however, Yellowvich is wearing his second-in-command uniform."Slave, take your vodka, you're hurt real bad!" Suddenly everyone claims to be your slave. But you can tell, because he is more injured than the others. "Number 3, you're coming with me, you take care of Slave." Someone you can only assume is number 3 nods his head. "Guard number 4, take your vokda son, you're gonna need it." The guard smiles and nods eagerly, but then frowns over the last bit. "Yellovich, slice guard number 4 in half - that'll show these alien scum we mean business! #4 Starts screaming about his wife and family, but Yellowvich ignores him, and slices him in half. But the blood is red not yellow. What a shame. Anyway, you carry on: "We'll take the torso and head north to the diner, your patrol can take the legs and head south to the engine room."Your men show looks of disgust, but you ignore them. "Come on men, let's go!" That cheers them up a bit. On the way to the diner, you come across a person dress as the captain. He gives you a broad smile. "Hello, I am the-" You pay his little speech no heed and kick him in the chest! You use a bit more force than necessary, and all of his insides come flying out! He slumps over, dead. Your team look at you with a look of horror, then disgust. Yellowvich and #3 obviously think that you are a changeling. Slave rushes to your side, drinking all his vodka as he does so.

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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2012, 04:47:25 am »

"Don't worry lads, he was an alien polymorph really, and a communist!"

Shoot the captain's innards with the plasma gun to make a point. Order Slave to pillage the body for vodka and/or security passes.
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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2012, 10:09:20 am »

Gangbeat the captain.
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« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2012, 03:42:30 am »

"Don't worry lads, he was an alien polymorph really, and a communist!"You shoot the captains innards with a plasma gun. Blood flies everywhere, and does the opposite than prove your point. You order Slave to pillage the body, but before he does, #3 opens opens fire!  The bolt hits you in your chest, heavily winding you! Slave jumps in front of you and opens fire, but the shots are absorbed by #3's armour! You motion Slave to move out of the way, and you try to shoot him yourself! You hurt him a bit, but not as much as he hurt you.

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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2012, 05:10:28 am »

Throw the head at #3 and imagine Yellowvich blasting him in the face with his plasma gun.

"Slave! Rugby tackle this alien fiend to the floor and subdue him!"
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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2012, 08:59:39 am »

Drink vodka to fight through the pain, then attempt to curbstomp #3 after Slave tackles him.
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« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2012, 12:26:51 am »

You throw the head at #3! It must of been one heavy head, because it made him stumble and almost fall over! You imagine Yellowvich shooting you in the face with is imaginary plasma gun! The imaginary shot would of gone straight through your head, if it wasn't imaginary! "Slave! Rugby tackle this alien fiend to the floor and subdue him!" Slave tries to do so, but #3 yells and jumps out of the way! You drink your vodka, but it isn't enough to heal you completely! Suddenly, #3 drops all his weapons. "Iiiiiii've had enooough of thiiiiiiiiiiiis... Before your very eyes, #3's skin, body, eyes, hands, all change! You end up facing a beast twice as big as any human and twice as wide. Its face is... Distorted. It has no hair, no nose, its eyes are on the bottom side of its head, and its mouth is actually like a set of pincers sticking out from its face. Its skin is all a fleshy pink, and it has six spider-like legs. Oh shit. Slave remains strong under the circumstances, and even surprises you by taking a quick shot in!, but the shot goes flying! The creature clacks its pincer-like mouth hungrily.

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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2012, 12:32:13 am »

Shoot the enemy in the chest, and then kick him in the shot.
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« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2012, 12:36:26 am »

You hit it right in the centre of the chest, leaving a mark! You then get slave to try and kick it in the same spot, but the monster grabs his foot and throws him against the wall! Fortunately, his armour absorbed most of the impact.

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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2012, 12:50:45 am »

Tell the monster its mother was of dubious morals, and then shoot it in the right hand whilst it's enraged.
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« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2012, 01:01:22 am »

"Hey monster! Your mother was a... A... Pole dancer!" The monster yells its rage, and you take the opportunity to shoot its hand, but your gun jams! You quickly un-jam it, but by then the monster is already upon you! It knocks your gun away with such force that it breaks your hand! Slave, seeing the predicament you are in, opens fire on the creature! The shot misses, but distracts it long enough for you to fetch your gun!

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Re: You are a DEATHSQUAD officer.
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2012, 02:00:44 am »

Shove the human torso into its gaping mouth to jam its mouth open.
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« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2012, 02:42:55 am »

You shove the torso in its throat! It starts choking. Slave takes this opportunity to fire! The shot misses. Again. The creature makes a muffled sound that was probably meant to be a roar, and aims another swipe at you! Its claws tear into your flesh, knocking your head straight off...

You are dead.

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