Weird's glare could melt steel, and freeze the surface of the sun. He hated when people lied by omission. Was it so much to ask that people be completely honest when asking to have something done?
Shattering the tense silence, the scorpion elf lord at last spoke.
"I see you were... successful."
"Yes." Weird retorted tersely.
"And your.... pet?"
"Alive."
Askak's face suddenly bore the smallest hint of a smirk, nearly imperceptible through the chitinous facial plates. "Impressive..." he lulled sardonically. "..I see you are as deadly as ever."
Wierd's face filled with heat and blood, and he felt his blood pressure rise. Askak was pushing his buttons hard. It wasn't like killing things was a passion of his, and he resented the implication. Being anecromancer didn't mean you had to relish and delight in the grisly and macabre. There was muc more to him than death and corpses. He bit back his vitriol. Nothing good ever came from mouthing off when furious... but gods he wanted to burn that black caripaced asshole into the next century, from the inside out if necessary. Endangering his life over cooking herbs, and then mocking him afterwards was obscenity itself. He wished he wasn't so angry, so that he could make suitably articulate and cutting words to reply with. The best he could do was clench his jaw, glare, and remain silent.
.."I apologize for sending you to such a....dangerous... task under less than completly honest conditions..." he drolled, "but I needed to judge how dangerous you were, --and, we did need to remove the vermin from our cellars. Our previous efforts to extricate them had not been.. entirely successful."
The blood pressure was slowly dropping, but he was still livid. Too livid to give the icy cold reply askak so completely deserved. He continued the silent treatment. He'd give that bug-faced bastard all the rope he needed to hang himself with. He just needed to be patient, and pull the noose at just the right moment.
"I was quite.. surprised.. that you came here looking for 'cooking herbs'. I hope you will forgive my inhospitality; Our captor often disguised her potions with subtle cookery, food and drink the weaken body and mind alike. Wretched filth, draped in sublime and attractive packages. I feared that you may have been wandering down her road, and questioned the purpose of your...visit."
"So you decided to try to kill me rather than risk it." Weird said flatly, and as devoid of emotion as possible.
"That was not my immediate intention... though, it would have been convenient. I was more intending to test you; would you earnestly and willingly accept the chore without reservation? When confronted with the...creatures... our former oppressor had let loose upon the world, would you destroy them outright? Kill them, and use them as an army of the wretched dead? Enslave their minds, and subjugate their wills? Or perhaps some other option I hadn't thought of? And.. if you died in the process, I admit, It would have been one less thing for me to worry about. Anyone who has dabbled in... her... forbidden secrets worries me, in ways I don't think anyone who hadn't endured her cruelty could ever possibly understand."
".....did I pass?" Weird asked coldly.
"For the most part. I particularly liked how you fought to protect your creation. Thari would never have done such a thing."
That was it. Time to pull the noose.
"Good." He said with bitter coldness. "Allow me to set the record straight for you, so that no further...doubts.. exist between us."
Askak made a pleasant gesture of platitude, encouraging him to continue.
"For starters, I do NOT find death at all pleasing, desirable, or enjoyable. I instead find it to be an unfortunate necessity. Something that must eventually come. I don't relish the thought of hastening its passing."
"Then how do you..." started askak with an acidic tone. Weird cut him off effortlessly and with chill to douse the sun.
"..explain my..euthanism.. of the people you knew? For that, you would have to understand the way I look at death."
"Enlighten me." Droned askak flatly.
"Death to cause fear, death as a condemnation, and death as a curse are all wretched, and evil to me. All things in this world are temporary, even immortal beings, like elves and fairies. They still age, but in different ways. Either through physical infirmity, or through emotional hardships that grow too great to bear, eventually, all things that live come to embrace death. For them, death is not an evil thing; a thing to be reviled and hated. It is a beautiful thing, subtle, comforting, and scerene. It makes the pains of an aging body, and the troubles and cares of an aging mind go away. It relieves suffering. Ends pain. It doesn't care about what you did in life, it embraces everyone equally, with soft, comforting arms."
Askak sneered. Clearly believing his words to be flagrant deception.
"And the mice downstairs? Explain that."
"The mice threatened your and your people's lives did they not?" Weird rebutted. "They threatened your lives, by eating the food and ruining the supplies you had saved to see you through the winter months. You asked me to deal with the problem. I accepted the task as a favor between friends. I did not expect the organized violence of their response... it wasn't as if I was eager to slay them. If they could have been reasoned with, I would have tried that; but I couldnt: they were mice. I can't speak mouse. If they had fled the basement for the woods outside, I would have been satisfied. But they didn't. Their deaths were ..unfortunate."
The scoprion-elf scoffed.
"You honestly expect me to believe you didn't just slaughter an uncountable number of living things in cold blood?"
"I don't believe in excessive violence, or unneccesary killing. Every living thing has as much right to be alive as any other. I prefer non-violent solutions... but sometimes, killing is the only viable solution."
"Like my friends?" He asked wryly.
"Like your friends." Weird nodded solemnly. "Forcing them to live a life of torment against their wills would have been gross, and unforgivable. They asked for death."
"That isn't how I remember it." He scowled. "You asked ME to LET you kill them."
"I cannot endure the suffering of others."
Askak laughed bitterly, and reclined into one of the chairs in the great hall that the passage to the cellars was adjacent to, kicking his deformed legs and feet up onto the table, and letting his stinger hang limp out the back of the chair. "Really now?" He asked sarcastically.
"Did I torture them?" Weird retorted with cruel levels of his own sarcasm to counter askak's. "Did I kill them through pain or violence? Did I make them cry out in pain when I ended their lives, or did I bend over backwards to make their passing as painless and free of suffering as possible?"
"....no." askak admited. "Whatever potion you used on them, killed them in their sleep. They didn't suffer at all."
"Did I threaten to raise them from the dead, to cheat them of the release they so desperately wanted? Or did I go through great lengths to ensure that their rest would never be so disturbed?"
Askak grunted.
"I don't torture, if I can all avoid it. That is a part of my nature I want nothing to do with. Like most mortal creatures, I have a conflicted nature. I won't deny it. I CHOOSE not to cause suffering to those allready in torment. The only pleasure I get from causing distress in others, comes from bringing justice to the wicked. Needless and undeserved suffering makes me sick. I suffer with them, and seek mutual release. Death is a final, and last resort."
"So that's it then..." mused askak. "You really believe that nonsense?"
"I do."
"And the reason you wanted things to cook with wasn't to spread poison and enslave with sadistic cruelty, and callous disregard?"
Weird made a disgusted look impulsively. While he did indulge in ideas on how to do such things, to date he had never contemplated using such things with such a blatantly sociopathic intent.
"No. I just like to cook, and think it should taste good too."
"A necromancer, that can light the fires of hell at his whim... likes to cook.. and resents disturbing the dead?" He looked crossly at weird. "Either you are the strangest necromancer in the entire universe, or you are completely full of shit." He rocked the chair back up onto all 4 legs, and leaned forward. "I'll be perfectly blunt; I don't buy it."