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Did you have fun with this?

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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3510 on: July 17, 2012, 01:58:11 am »

Roead doesn't sleep, he needs something to do at night to vent his anger. Let's just say that there will be no more bogeymen in a five mile radius, and leave it at that. Good thing all parts of bogeymen dissolve in the morning.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3511 on: July 17, 2012, 02:26:18 am »

Has anyone ever tried butchering bogeymen corpses? They do exist for a short time, but would the meat dissolve too?

Are bogeymen sentient, or just things that say swears without any awareness?

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3512 on: July 17, 2012, 02:27:13 am »

Has anyone ever tried butchering bogeymen corpses? They do exist for a short time, but would the meat dissolve too?

Are bogeymen sentient, or just things that say swears without any awareness?

-They cannot be butchered. You can keep their corpses if you pick them up, they won't dissolve while in your pack.-
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3513 on: July 17, 2012, 04:52:39 pm »

[Argh, I just realized that the whole infected-dwarves debacle was the perfect opportunity to try writing a fight scene.  Oh well, I'm sure something will come up.

Are we going to skip ahead to the morning?]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3514 on: July 17, 2012, 05:06:31 pm »

It was like Christmas morning; though he'd barely gotten any sleep last night, HugoLuman found himself awake early due to his eagerness to return to the tower. Unfortunately, he'd found that once again he was up before any of the other forumites, and what's worse was that all there was to eat was salted fish.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3515 on: July 17, 2012, 07:16:55 pm »

[Argh, I just realized that the whole infected-dwarves debacle was the perfect opportunity to try writing a fight scene.  Oh well, I'm sure something will come up.

Are we going to skip ahead to the morning?]

Which is another thing that makes me wish that the debacle lasted longer.  Dues-Ex-Machina, I have learned to hate.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3516 on: July 17, 2012, 08:17:59 pm »

Weird awoke with a start, sat up quickly, and banged his head on the canopy of the cargo compartment.

Gizogin was knocking on the side loudly to rouse him from his reverie.

"You comin' along today?" Asked the doctor, peering in the the now open hatch.

"What time is it?..." he muttered. He didn't feel rested at all. He ad been forced to mop out the tank the night before to remove the stickly red funk that happyface's demoniac mug has barfed all over in there, as well as take yet another bath that day, this time with somebody with him, to keep the damn spooks away.  It had been unpleasant, and overall, not restful.

"It's daytime!" The doctor said enthusiastically.

"That wasn't helpful." He scolded.

"Well, unless you're coming with us, and can sleep through driving over open terrain without shock absorbers, it's time for you to get up."

Weird groaned. If there was any doubt whatsoever about how the gods felt about him, this was clear evidence. He'd never get a peaceful morning. He stirred, and nudged Rikod awake. The poor bastard had enjoyed the same nighttime excitement he had, and was trying his best to sleep it off too.  On the bright side, the relief camp would be empty now.

"Hey....Rikod.. its time to get up.."

"Go awee..." he muttered as he rolled over.

Weird rolled his eyes and shook his head. He didn't blame him, he wanted to sleep too.

"Naw, seriously. They're gonna start the tank man..." he said, nudging the comatose dwarf again.

"Godsdammit!" He bellowed, and slowly sat up. "Caint a man gets some sleep aroun' 'ere? Whatcha wan'?"

"They're kicking us out."

"..aye.. figures as mooch." He said rubbing his eyes.

"Better get a move on, unless you're comin' with us." Smiled the doctor. A momentary impulse to strangle gizogin flashed over his senses, but was shot down. He didn't have to look so happy about this.

"C'mon, let's see if we can find some empty beds..." he groused, willing himself to ooze out of the back of the tank.

"Right behind ye..." Rikod grumbled.

"So, you aren't coming?" Asked the doctor. "We were hoping you'd come today."

"Why? What'd you find? It'd better be important... I slept like shit last night."

"..aye..." grumbled rikod in agreement, rubbing his eyes from the sun's unwanted light.

"We found a dead necromancer..." the doctor started. "And a sealed vault with a very heavy metal door. We were hoping you'd come have a look."

Dead necromancers? While he's half-dead himself from the endless barrage of bullshit from this week? Dealing with the potential of a dangerous, zombie raising haunt didn't sound very much fun, but he couldn't well leave his friends to face that prospect alone, nevermind about whatever damned vault they'd found.

"Allright.. I'll come-" he muttered. "But I need to check on some things first."

"Take your time, we're packing things for the trip right now too, that's why we had to kick you two out. Can't load the tank with supplies while you're sleeping in the hold. We let you sleep as long as we could."

"Thanks..." he moaned. He really needed to get or make some sunglasses. This was rediculous. "Rikod, do you feel up to checking if the kiln's cooled or not? It's alright if you're not."

"Naye..." he drolled with his eyes shut and a hand over his face. "Ye have too much excitement 'round ye. I needs a break."

He nodded. "Good news is that the barraks room is probably empty--" he said trying to be helpful.

"Didn't you know?" Asked Gizogin, still smiling. "Eric got down into the living quarters last night. Said most of the rooms are still good, but not all. He slept inside last night."

Wierd's eyes fluttered and twitched, but only for a tiny fraction of a second.

"If that's true Rikod, if your room's not useable, mine probably. Second door on the right, just passed the stairs. I know it's got crap on the bed though. Saw it when I escaped. Just shake it out on the floor, and don't touch anything. I'll clean it up later."

Weird hadn't decided if Rikod was really a friend or not yet, but he had stuck with him over the past few days, and that meant something at least. If there was a bed to sleep in, he'd let him borrow it if it was safe. "Just make sure it's really safe to be down there first. If not, just grab the pillows and sheets, and find a spot in the barraks."

A weak, but genuine smile flashed on the drowsy dwarf's face for a breif second as he acknowledged with a weary "aye.." and wandered off.

"That's generous of you.." mused Gizogin with a wry smile. "Something I don't know about?"

Weird gave him a dagger-point expression in return for the favor. "No." He said flatly. "He's been about the only one to care enough to spend any time with me in all this mess, and he seems allright. It doesn't hurt to repay the kindness." He smiled weakly. "It's the little things that really mean something."

Gizogin laughed the "I think you aren't telling me everything--nudge,wink" laugher. "If you say so."

Weird shot the dagger-espression a second time.  Gizogin just raised his hands in amused defensiveness to diffuse the question, the smirk never leaving his face.  Damn doctors...

"I'm going to go check that kiln." He said, tilting his head and cracking his neck in 6 places, before tilting it the other way, and getting the same result. "While I'm gone, try to remember anything you saw about that door you said you couldn't open, so I can think about how to make it budge."

"You do that-- we'll be waiting. Just hurry back, alright?"

"Yeah..yeah...." he said, stumbling through the daylight sun toward the river... there seemed to be a lot less activity today...
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3517 on: July 17, 2012, 08:20:54 pm »

[Argh, I just realized that the whole infected-dwarves debacle was the perfect opportunity to try writing a fight scene.  Oh well, I'm sure something will come up.

Are we going to skip ahead to the morning?]

Which is another thing that makes me wish that the debacle lasted longer.  Dues-Ex-Machina, I have learned to hate.

You're welcome. :D

*bows*  (don't worry, I don't intend to do it ever again. It ruins all the fun.)
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3518 on: July 17, 2012, 09:01:16 pm »

[Now we just need Gizogin to take us to the tower. Unfortunately, I finish dinner and everyone is offline.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3519 on: July 17, 2012, 09:04:48 pm »

[Sorry, I'm watching LOTR for the first time in a while.  Give me another hour or so, and I'll be back online in force.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3520 on: July 17, 2012, 09:15:51 pm »

[Lord of the rings, fellowship of the ring: peter' jackson's extended director's cut! Where gimli and legolas finally admit their true feelings for each other, sam and frodo make out in the boat near the falls, and pippin, mary, and the orcs have a wild rave party!]

[Sorry. I am just an evil bastard sometimes. :D]

Weird shambled down the footpath to the riverside kiln, and sat down on the rock he had perched on for hours the day before, licked a finger, and touched the bricks on the front. It was still obscenely hot, and nowhere near ready to unload. It would be hours yet before it was time.

From the reeds and rushes of the riverside, Mr Peepers poked his fuzzy littke head out, and snatched a dragonfly out of the air. Seeing the bird made him happy. He hadn't been able to take care of Mr peepers properly the last few days, and he was really happy to see his adorable little abomination doing so well on his own. He must have huddled down near the hot kiln the past few nights to stay warm.  He called for his little chick, and it ran up to him expectantly and looked up adorably, flapping his stubby wings, and whistling his deepening peeps of interest.

Weird scooped him up, then headed back up the path.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3521 on: July 17, 2012, 09:26:04 pm »

HugoLuman, milling about, came across Wierd as he came up the path. He looked at the adorable abomination in Wierd's arms. "Oh. I'd forgotten about him. Hey, Wierd, if you're coming with us, you might want to bring him along. I don't think it would be a good idea to leave him around here... unattended. What with the current tension."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3522 on: July 17, 2012, 09:49:26 pm »

"I wouldn't leave you all alone without somebody to look out for you... no... no... daddy wouldn't..." weird cooed, tickling the underside of Mr Peepers' neck and beak, a form of attention the chick seemed especially fond of.

He turned to Hugo, who was lumbering along beside him looking at him intently.

"The kiln won't be ready to unload for hours yet." He said. "What can you tell me about that door Gizogin mentioned? Is it a normal door, or is there something special about it?"

Mr peepers ruffled his sparse pinfeathers, and tucked his head under his wing as weird carried him under his right arm. He was so horrible to look at that he was cute.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3523 on: July 17, 2012, 09:57:50 pm »

"Well, if by special you mean gigantic. This door has got to be at least 10 feet in diameter, like a big disc. Probably several feet thick, too. No obvious mechanism to open it, but my theory is that it's voice activated. Either that, or it's magical. Or the mechanism for opening it has crumbled away. There was some necromancer who tried to open it for 13 years and went insane from frustration, and he probably starved himself to death, though we didn't find his secret slab anywhere. Anyway, someone bothers to make a door that big, there's got to be something pretty important on the other side."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3524 on: July 17, 2012, 10:02:26 pm »

"....ohkay...." he mused... "is it upright, or flat? --and what's it made of? Steel? Iron? Titanium--these were supposed to be an advanced culture right?"

[Just for everyone.. here's a good size comparison for how big a chick gets in 2 weeks, compared to 2 days. Peeper's a little bigger. More the size of a fat pidgeon.]

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