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Did you have fun with this?

Yes
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No
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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
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I wish I could have joined in.
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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 266617 times)

wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3495 on: July 16, 2012, 11:42:53 pm »

Weird growled angrily, and clawed at the ground. He was tempted to dabble with evil magic himself to bring that bastard straight back-- some of happyface's blood from the side of the tank, and the knocked out tooth would probably suffice as a suitable focus for the summoning, but instead he just kicked the ground.

"Damnit!"
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Mrhappyface

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3496 on: July 16, 2012, 11:45:15 pm »

(Welp. I guess being like daedra means I can be summoned. Or bound into soul gems, weapons, and armor.)
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3497 on: July 16, 2012, 11:47:14 pm »

HugoLuman walked into the circle of torchlight. "Can someone please tell me what in the name of all that is sane is going on here? I just felt someone go through a portal! How the hell is anyone supposed to sleep around here!?"

[Lucky for you, DF has no soul gems.]
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3498 on: July 16, 2012, 11:48:08 pm »

[Wierd's a "good" necromancer. He doesn't do "involuntary summons" anymore. Watch out for Eric though. :D]
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3499 on: July 16, 2012, 11:49:02 pm »

[Wierd's a "good" necromancer. He doesn't do "involuntary summons" anymore. Watch out for Eric though. :D]
[Necromancer's don't summon spirits. That hospitality thing, on the other hand...]
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3500 on: July 16, 2012, 11:52:27 pm »

[Perhaps not, but I think he's the only one to read crowley's work before being dropped there. Half of that *is* demonic summoning ritual. For real. There's even a very gross ritual for summoning a succubus that's quite...erhm... just don't google it. Its nasty.]

skip to the section on on the O.T.O, and crowley. That should explain everything.
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3501 on: July 16, 2012, 11:54:46 pm »

[Perhaps not, but I think he's the only one to read crowley's work before being dropped there. Half of that *is* demonic summoning ritual. For real. There's even a very gross ritual for summoning a succubus that's quite...erhm... just don't google it. Its nasty.]
You don't say...

Don't worry, I didn't.

...

Can we skip to morning soon?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3502 on: July 16, 2012, 11:56:48 pm »

Mrhappyface awoke. It wasn't his boring, peaceful paradise with its flat indigo sky. It was clockwork. 
Bronze and brass gears and cogs stretched infinitely on chains and axles. He stood upon a gear of beaten brass. Above and below was endless metal. 
"Oops. I guess Hugo was right after all." he muttered. Mrhappyface knew he wasn't alone.
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Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3503 on: July 17, 2012, 12:00:55 am »

(Welp. I guess being like daedra means I can be summoned. Or bound into soul gems, weapons, and armor.)

[Or pens!

I don't do involuntary summons either. Never did. Athel voluntarily took part.

And I can't bind them once they're dead and gone or summon the dead, either. Only works on the living, and only prevents them from moving on to the afterlife, as someone that the gods are pissed at wouldn't normally be coming back. Athel wasn't supposed to get himself killed, and it was technically not ready for testing with sentient beings. It was still being tested on the centipedes at the time. And it was an experiment, really. The gods aren't exactly happy about trying to make the mortal plane immortal or anything close to their level. None of them.]
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3504 on: July 17, 2012, 12:02:51 am »

Mrhappyface awoke. It wasn't his boring, peaceful paradise with its flat indigo sky. It was clockwork. 
Bronze and brass gears and cogs stretched infinitely on chains and axles. He stood upon a gear of beaten brass. Above and below was endless metal. 
"Oops. I guess Hugo was right after all." he muttered. Mrhappyface knew he wasn't alone.
Oh dear.

Well, this is going to be interesting.
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3505 on: July 17, 2012, 12:14:05 am »

[Feyfolken for the win!]

Weird was furious. But, if there was any doubt now about Mr Happyface's involvement, it was completely air tight.  Further, he still had the murderer's disgusting, infernal cup. With how much he had wanted it, he was sure to be back for it.

He just wasn't sure how that would help....

He looked back at the blood trail, and the smear all overhimself. Why did these things keep choosing *him* to puke all over!? The tank was absolutely vile inside now.

He clenched his fists, and kicked the ground a second time. He'd have to clean the tank out before he could get any sleep.

"Damnit!"
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3506 on: July 17, 2012, 12:36:34 am »

[Let's skip to morning now.]
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3507 on: July 17, 2012, 12:39:42 am »

[Let's skip to morning now.]

-Eric is at the fort, right?-
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Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3508 on: July 17, 2012, 12:44:28 am »

[Let's skip to morning now.]

-Eric is at the fort, right?-

Way down in the excavated section of the fortress, yes.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #3509 on: July 17, 2012, 01:30:40 am »

RE: the amounts of wood we have

I think that there are only two reasons why we don't have enough wood.

1. Jerry is wounded
2. He already clearcut most of the forest near the fort, and all that wood is now buried in the fort's ruins

Oliolli spent his night trying to get sleep in the middle of nowhere and fighting off the occasional bogeyman. Some of them are confused by the fact that he has multiple personalities, and don't know if they should attack him or not.
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