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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag

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I wish I could have joined in.

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[wierd]

Wierd had this all thought out. This was gonna be classic.

"Well, Yes and no... See, Its got Corai's collection of hardcore manamaid pornography in there. Eric told me that with the recent problems with invading armies, he wanted them mass produced so he could airdrop them as leaflets, but that shit is too dangerous for anything with eyeballs to even PEEK at. Yeah, there's a pretty nasty trap on the lock, but trust me, its merciful compared to what's inside."

[Corai]

Wierd had this all thought out. This was gonna be classic.

"Well, Yes and no... See, Its got Corai's collection of hardcore manamaid pornography in there. Eric told me that with the recent problems with invading armies, he wanted them mass produced so he could airdrop them as leaflets, but that shit is too dangerous for anything with eyeballs to even PEEK at. Yeah, there's a pretty nasty trap on the lock, but trust me, its merciful compared to what's inside."

-LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL Win.-


/OFF THE RECORD/

Miles away, Corai turned towards the direction of the fort and whispered "Fuck you."

/OFF THE RECORD/

[WillowLuman]

Roead shook his head, laughing slowly. "He. He. He. He. He. I don't know if that's true, but I get that there's something inside that should not come outside, or else everyone's balls will be clamped. Well, bloody hell if I'm not curious now. Don't worry, I'll stick it where the sun doesn't shine. No, not in that way, even I feel like sticking a pitchfork up someone's right now. I won't hide it until you leave, so that the little wanker can't make you find it."

[wierd]

[LOL! I had more though! LOL! If he asked why it was so heavy, I was gonna go off on how REALLY perverted Corai was, and how there was that one time he caught him and freeble wearing a dress... As in, THE SAME DRESS, AT THE SAME TIME... And arguing over who would get to be on top....And that there was no describing just how nasty the stuff in that box was..... But this will do. i gotta go to bed now though, before i wet myself. LOL!]

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman had finished the whole barrel of raw meat rather quickly. "Anyway, what was I saying earlier? Oh, right, Wierd. Hey Gizogin! The robot one! Did you mention to Wierd what I asked you to? It's kind of important to me, having broken several bones over it."

"Oh, no, I believe I mentioned something to him about you wishing to speak to him, but we were both preoccupied over... certain matters."

"Damn. Oh well."

[Corai]

-Okay, I wish Corai was in the fort. Just so he could get his kobolds to torture you. Sadist. :3-

[WillowLuman]

[Ninja edit of last post.]

Rubluflis flicked his fingers experimentally. The skeletal leg, as long as the kobold was tall, had hopped after him all the way from the tower. Now, though, he no longer feared it. Well, no longer was pants-wettingly terrified of it. He still didn't like it at all.

When he pointed his finger at the shack wall over near the window, it crawled over there, and when he pointed to the door it crawled there as well.
Roead took the box. "It's pretty damn thick steel. You must REALLY not want this getting out."

[Oliolli]

"What was it exactly that you wanted to tell him?", asked Oliolli, still sitting in the corner, eyes closed. "Maybe we could relay the info for you."
"Just sitting here is getting boring, you see."

[Corai]

Roead took the box. "It's pretty damn thick steel. You must REALLY not want this getting out."

-EDIT. EDIT THAT NOW. Noone wants to hear about homosexual kobold porn.-

[WillowLuman]

"Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were here. I've been lapsing in and out of consciousness all day, makes it hard to know what's going on. Anyway, could you tell him that I found the tower? And that I'd like to speak with him? I'd really appreciate it. You were there in the ruin last night weren't you?"

[Oliolli]

"Yeah, I was."
"Nothing better to do, might as well go find him now."
With that, Oliolli got up and left the hospital to look for wierd.

[Gizogin]

[Oliolli, I forget, why do you do that thing with changing fonts and colors?
And wierd, I didn't know you spoke dwarven.

I'm completely ready for the timeskip.  I'm in favor of doing it sooner, maybe as soon as tonight, if everyone else is ready.]

[WillowLuman]

[There was just one thing I wanted to happen before the timeskip, I just hope it doesn't get delayed anymore. Now that the books are taken care of I don't think anything will delay it, though.]

[Corai]

[Oliolli, I forget, why do you do that thing with changing fonts and colors?
And wierd, I didn't know you spoke dwarven.

I'm completely ready for the timeskip.  I'm in favor of doing it sooner, maybe as soon as tonight, if everyone else is ready.]

-Blue = One Oliolli, Green = Oli2-

[Oliolli]

It's actually teal.

But yeah, it's the two personalities talking. The green one is not as serious as the teal one, and the green one talks about the Oliollis in plural ("we"), while teal does not.

No, nothing against a timeskip.