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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2745 on: June 27, 2012, 07:35:29 pm »

[wierd, why do you always spell my name as 'Gizogen'?  It's 'Gizogin', with an 'I'.  I'm not really bothered, but I just noticed it and thought it was odd.  Anyway.

I'm sarcastic?  Sweetness.]

Gizo X heard the sound of the Mk. VIII going through triage with someone outside the hospital.  "Oh, now what?" he sighed.  He looked up from Eric to see the peculiar sight of a platoon of dwarves carrying a wounded dragon on a stretcher made of trees.  "Oh."

The Mk. VIII quickly relayed the information to Gizo X, who sprang into action.  "VIII, take care of Eric.  VII and IX, we have multiple fractures and heavy bleeding.  You know what to do."  The two G-Bodies scrambled to gather medical supplies, while Gizo X directed the dwarves (and wierd, whom he noticed was holding Hugo's wing steady) to put the stretcher down in Hugo's designated area.  Then he got immediately to work.  Hugo's wounds were very serious, and he needed to stop the bleeding as soon as possible.


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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2746 on: June 27, 2012, 08:04:31 pm »

Shit. It was fucking Eric.

Weird bit his tounge, and was thrice thankful that the heavy black pvc impregnated gloves he had on were 100% opaque, because he was using what little magic could permeate across the plastic barrier to help regulate blood flow through the damaged tissue, and to build fibronectin scaffolding in the injury. His hads would be lit up like searchlights inside. He couldn't really heal the injury through the glove. Awareness of the bone, and subtle, but weak influence over bloodflow and clotting was all he could manage without direct skin contact, which the gloves prevented. He was glad eric couldn't see it.

G-7 and G-9 returned hauling sutures, alcohol, sulfur, a set of splints, plaster, and several surgical tools, while G-8 and Gizogin continued to consult. He heard Gizogin laugh when G-8 relate his earlier threat to turn him into a toaster oven. The 2 surgical androids adroitly zoomed around, grabbing his hands and moving where he was applying pressure wordlessly, while they splinted, washed, sutured, and plastered hugo like a mummy.  He would have to heal hugo later when nobody was looking, and at this rate, that would be much later. Most likely, the androids would kick him out once his usefulness as a field nurse had been expended....

G-8 led Eric back out of the surgical theatre and back to his room in the recovery ward. Weird felt better for that. Then he noticed something. Gizogin was walking ...oddly. he tried to split his attention away from magically obliterating contaminants on the fractured bone that had gotten there from air exposure, while maintaining local pressure, so he could evaluate closer. Gizogin moved into the room, and washed his hands in a way no dwarf would. Full submersion in formaldehyde, followed by ethanol and distilled water. His hands would be squeaky clean, but an organic would risk severe liver damage doing that regularly. Realizing he was surrounded exclusively by androids, he motioned what was clearly Gizogin-X closer to him with a twitch of his neck.

"X,.." he started.

"How did you know?" Asked the android, sparkling with inquisitiveness. Weird evaded the question.

"X. How good is your ethical programming?"

"Why'd you want to know something like that? Don't you trust me?"

"Just answer the question." He said curtly.

X looked at him with a troubled expression. It was impossible to know exactly what heuristic analysis was being run inside the robot doppleganger's head. It was designed to mimic dwarven emotions and mannerisms perfectly, but deep down, it was as different from the real gizogin as oil was from water. Mechanoids followed their programs. That was one definate, complete truth about them. The word could be falling down around them, but they would always follow their programming. Gizogin had poured his heart and soul into X, almost literally. X was a masterpiece of strong AI, and as such his program was self-modifying. That's what made him special from the other G bodies. X was as close to a person as an android could conceivably be made. That's why weird needed to know, exactly, how deeply the ethical protections ran.

"I will not willingly harm any living thing, except to save another, or where such harm is absolutely needed to save a life." X finally said, after a long moment of introspection. "There are some exceptions, but.."

"How good are you at keeping secrets?" Weird cut him off.

That odd, puzzled and probing expression came across his face again.

"Weird..." hugo rasped. "What are.."

"Shh!" He shushed, then resumed his interrogation.

"I have free will." Said X. "I can keep or tell a secret, based on what I deem the most ethical."

"Good enough." Said weird sharply. His head was throbbing. "Get over here and hold this while I scrub."

"You don't have any medical.." started X, but weird cut him off, yet again. X looked irritated.

"I have more medical experience than you realize." He said gruffly, as X took hold of the compression points on Hugo's wing.

Weird tugged the gloves off hurriedly, and layed them on the side of the wash basin, then commenced an aggressive cleaning of his hands, arms, and fingernails.

"Is that what you want me to keep secret?" Asked X, examining hugo's tractioned wing.

"Not exactly." Said weird, holding his hand out; a bright yellow glow pulsing into existence just above the metatarsals in his wrist.

"Weird, no!" Coughed hugo.

Weird made a pained expression.
"Sorry hugo, but I won't watch a friend bleed on the table, if I can help it." He said, then grabbed hold of the limb.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2012, 09:09:05 pm by wierd »
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2747 on: June 27, 2012, 08:40:21 pm »

Hugo, I think the knowledge to fly and breathe fire was placed into your mind by one of the agents of the network, when it was online.  In fact, I absolutely positive that that is the case.  So what did you screw up?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2748 on: June 27, 2012, 08:40:52 pm »

[Oh, wierd's version of my dialogue is much better.  Disregard this.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2749 on: June 27, 2012, 08:49:18 pm »

Hugo, I think the knowledge to fly and breathe fire was placed into your mind by one of the agents of the network, when it was online.  In fact, I absolutely positive that that is the case.  So what did you screw up?

Everyone screws up the first time they try to do something. It's one thing to offer knowledge, whether directly injected or not, but it's another to put the program into action, and get a feel for what an action actually demands of what muscles and nerves, in what order. Hugo is enormous, and that doesn't help the learning process to try it without the training wheels of low weight and youthful health.

But his biggest mistake is jumping over solid ground instead of over a deep lake or something.


Also, I fully anticipated that you would chime in with almost exactly that message. I would have placed a bet, but I'd never get paid. :P
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2750 on: June 27, 2012, 08:54:06 pm »

Well, at least he was able to get back to the fort.   :-\
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2751 on: June 27, 2012, 08:54:31 pm »

[Mega ninja edit, due to slowness.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2752 on: June 27, 2012, 08:57:28 pm »

"Why'd you want to know womething like that? Don't you trust me?"

I think you need to spell-check that edit, wierd.
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« Reply #2753 on: June 27, 2012, 09:00:01 pm »

I noticed. I will fix.
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« Reply #2754 on: June 27, 2012, 09:01:46 pm »

-YES. I am awake while everyone else is for a change.-
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2755 on: June 27, 2012, 09:02:58 pm »

"Why'd you want to know womething like that? Don't you trust me?"

I think you need to spell-check that edit, wierd.

As soon as I saw that, I imagined the Mk X as a humanoid with a pug face, unable to pronounce an s properly because of the floppy jowels muffling his speech :P
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« Reply #2756 on: June 27, 2012, 09:08:07 pm »

Anyone want me to post a read-out of how the Anti-Pyrexian Resistance forces look?

"Why'd you want to know womething like that? Don't you trust me?"

I think you need to spell-check that edit, wierd.

As soon as I saw that, I imagined the Mk X as a humanoid with a pug face, unable to pronounce an s properly because of the floppy jowels muffling his speech :P

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2757 on: June 27, 2012, 09:10:01 pm »

Under wierd's hand, Hugo's wing began to shudder.  His skin writhed as his tissue knitted back together and his bones moved back into position.  The flow of blood from the wound slowed, and scar tissue grew to close it up.  Even as Gizo X watched, the scar tissue faded and disappeared, to be replaced by new skin and scales.  Bewildered, Gizo X let go of Hugo's wing and turned to wierd.  "What-" he began, but wierd gestured sharply for him to stop.  Visibly exhausted, wierd lowered his hand.

"Well, that's done.  I closed up the wound as best I could, and his bone is set, but I couldn't completely mend the fracture.  I'm not sure how much I have left in me; I doubt I could do much to his leg right now."  Wierd turned to Gizo X.  "Please tell no-one of this.  If anyone were to find out, it'd be chaos.  I'm sure you can see that."

"Of course.  But I have to ask-"  Wierd cut him off again.

"Later.  I'll explain everything later.  But not here, not now."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2758 on: June 27, 2012, 09:11:55 pm »

"Dwont you twust me?"

LOL!

No, just trying to type "wall-o-text" with a teeny tiny fold out keyboard on a phone. The buttons are 4mm square. The s and w buttons are 1mm apart. It was button mashing at its finest.
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« Reply #2759 on: June 27, 2012, 09:15:33 pm »

[Great.  Now I'm picturing that face in my avatar, speaking with an "adowable" speech impediment.  Thanks for that.]
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