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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2595 on: June 25, 2012, 12:03:54 am »

-Im gonna finish up the Corai-Freeble storyline in this post before the timeskip.-


-Crappy writing, CRAPPY WRITING, CRAPPY WRITING!-

-CORAI-


Corai was now in the center of the camp, taking note of the unstable shacks, he grunted. "Idiotic Freeble, these will collasp at any second." He said aloud, the kobold he was following turned around.

"Why no-"

"Freeble no smart, shacks fall down."

The kobold turned back around, dragging Corai to the dining hall. Corai broke free and convinced the kobold to follow him outside the palisades, still diguised as his wife.

Once out, he pulled out his bluemetal dagger and quickly beheaded the kobold. Rentering the camp, he made sure to avoid attention.


-FREEBLE-

Freeble wandered the camp, giving orders as he went. "Pick blue berry! Build wall!"

Noone ignored him, to them, Freeble was the smartest in the camp. Which was horribly untrue. He was a idiot, and greedy.

"Freeble take nap. Guards guard Freeble." He said to a copper-clad kobold.

"Noiseless Spirits guard Freeble." he said, watching Freeble go towards his own shack. "Freeble take nap, bahaabahhababhahba" He said, sitting down at the door.

-CORAI-


Corai asked around for Freeble, everyone had the same awnser.

"Dining shack."

Entering the shack that smelled of blood and pig lard, he almost threw up. Regaining himself, he looked for the kobold.

"Who look?" A guard asked him.

"Freeble."

"He go nap, go shack. Go left at weaponshack. Then take right. No miss."

"Thank you." Corai said, walking away.


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Corai looked at the shack, it was bigger then the others. And had a guard infront. Corai took out several silver coins and walked up to the guard.

"No visitors, little girl."

"HISS. I am Corai damnit!" He whispered, almost hissing.

"Corai?" The guard squeled out. "You Corai? Corai is girl, always knew." He whispered, catching on.

"Im not a girl damnit, let me in." He said, pushing the door open.

"No see-" The guard had several coins thrown at his face. "Go see."

Corai snuck into the building, smiling. Freeble was guarded by nothing but a sleeping dog. Corai took his dagger and walked over. "Goodbye, traitor."

-Freeble-

Freeble woke up to a familar voice, telling him goodbye. He turned and kicked at the voice, hearing a disgruntled groan.

"Corai! Guards!" Freeble shrieked, the war-dog awoke and lunged. It was cut down in moments, but several guards arrived.

"Kill! Kill! Noiseless Spirits kill!" They said at once, charging with their spears. Corai climbed onto Freeble's bed and stabbed his leg, taking him as a human shield.

-Corai-

He clutched Freeble as a shield. Freeble didnt have time to scream before he was impaled by several spears. The guards looked in horror at what they did. Enough time for Corai to get behind them.

"NO LET MURDER GO AWAY!" The mitila captain said. Several of the soldiers stayed behind.


"Go kill!"

"No kill! Kill you!" They said, charging the soldiers.

Corai snuck away, stopping only to check if they were following, they werent. But it seemed that a loyalty cascade was starting.

"Not good." He said, running for a exit. Several guards ran out after Corai. Half followed, half ran shouting that Corai had returned. A full out clash was starting, guards fighting guards.

In the year ? Freeble was struck down.

In the year ? Freeble was no longer lawgiver of Frigyeblesh

In the year ? Corai became lawgiver of Frigeyeblesh.



Corai smiled at the carnage, as he took the helmet off a dead guard along with his spear. Noone was smart enough to notice the blue-eyed kobold sneaking away.


"Back to the twelth bay I guess." He said, safely into the forest.


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« Reply #2596 on: June 25, 2012, 05:02:49 am »

[Well, there goes all our auxilliary importable haulers.]

Eric wandered through the dark halls, scribbling notes on a piece of white cloth with charcoal.

The place was a mess, with half-collapsed sections everywhere. He'd entered through what looked like a community meeting and dining hall, ringed by small rooms with piles of rotted wood in them; beds, and small stone dressers. The room was long, with vaulted ceilings and 2 stories tall with catwalks and rampways. There was a larger doorway at the opposite end of the room from the breach point, leading out into a hall. The hall was about 50 meters long, ending at a four-way intersection. Other rooms off the hall weren't nearly as grandiose as the living quarters, and seemed to be storage rooms or office and work areas, mostly containing tiny shreds of rotten fabric and wood, some metal nails, rusted metal tools, shelving dug straight into the walls and desk surfaces left of solid stone when the rooms were carved out. At the intersection, he looked down the hallways to either side, both being straight rampways that would descend a little over 5 meters at a time, with a 3-meter-wide flat area for intersecting hallways. To the right, it ascended, and to the left, descended. The hallway straight ahead of him didn't seem more interesting than the one he'd come down, but it was dark enough without torchlight that he couldn't really see the end. Sending Bugly ahead, with strobe lights on extra-bright-but-not-seizure-inducing, he surveyed that hall as well. Unlike the other hall, it was focused entirely on industry, with many workshop areas and medium-sized stockpiles. Nothing as impressive as a dwarven industrial sector, unless this settlement had only survived a year, which would be ridiculous. At the end of the hall was a perfectly boring wall, as he may leave if he intended for a section of the fortress to be expandable.

There was surprisingly little worth looting, but enough to be worth an archaeological study. Perhaps he could even get the dwarves warmed up to the concept of actually studying ancient cultures. Luckily there were no signs of life whatsoever; the floor was caked in dust a quarter inch thick, and with no signs of being disturbed.

Returning to the intersection, he turned left and ascended up the ramps. He knew he was 10 stories below the soil level, and the incline wasn't too steep, so it seemed the most logical decision to figure out where this ruin's entrance had been. The lightly vaulted ceiling made it all seem larger than it really was, at 5 meters across. At the top of the ramps, just below the soil, was a short hallway leading into a large open room with a steeply vaulted ceiling, reaching high into the soil layers and having been built of thick stone blocks. There had been a massive collapse on the left half of the room; most of it was buried under a mound of dirt. The ceiling on the other half was showing wear as well, with little bits of debris strewn everywhere. At the far end, 50 meters away, was a large arched doorway, flooded with broken stone and loose soil. It would take a while to excavate that. There was water damage as well. In fact, water had clearly been running down the rampway in small ribbons, leaving one or two miniature canyons where the surface had been eroded, by more than a couple inches.

Finally, he descended down the ramps to the level of the breaching, and was about to continue further down when he spotted glowing orange eyes staring at him from the darkness, deep below. Many, many eyes. There was chirping, squealing, growing in intensity. Crundles. A horde of crundles. They must have felt the air in the ruins disturbed, but the ruins would almost have to be linked to the caverns through some means...

The mass of scaly flesh was practically screaming with excitement. Then, one of them ran upwards, just a few feet. Then another, and another, a few more feet. Then they charged, squealing with glee at the prospect of an easy meal. Eric ordered Bugly and Betty up front, to begin writhing in light and attempt to intimidate them. It didn't work. Within seconds, the first few crundles had reached the beasts, and were tossed like ragdolls. Eric entered the fray between the centipedes, and began swinging his pick into the horde, missing for the most part. They scratched and bit at him, but soon the howls of pain from their comrades overpowered their eagerness to fight, and they retreated back into the darkness. Eric surveyed the damage; he'd only sustained superficial wounds to his legs and arms, the centipedes didn't appear to take any damage, but they'd only killed perhaps half a dozen of the creatures, with a few more too crippled to retreat. The centipedes had a feast while Eric sat for a minute.

"And here I was hoping this place was only cursed by ancient undead..." he muttered.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2012, 05:11:56 am by Eric Blank »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2597 on: June 25, 2012, 12:00:00 pm »

Before a timeskip, I'd like to look into that ruined city. I recommend that we have a few periods of time before this war is over, so fast forwarding no more than 2 weeks at a time.

Those rolls of the dice were over the entire war.  That just shows you how it will turn out in case of victory/defeat/neutral/all dead.

-snip-

Ah well, there goes the idea of having Freeble gaining Phyrexis.  I came up with that idea after I had gone offline, and therefore, didn't have a chance to give that idea to you.
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« Reply #2598 on: June 25, 2012, 12:36:27 pm »

Weird stopped in the hall, and held a hand out in front of Oliolli.

"That isn't right." He said horsely. "I sense new bodies."

His companion looked at him strangely, his voice alternating in intonation, but steady in rate.

"You can sense dead bodies?"
"That's interesting to know."

"Of course!" He exclaimed, "how else do you think necros know exactly where the refuse pile is?"

"I hadn't really thought about it."
"That does make sense..."

"Follow me". Said weird, reaching for ollioli's knife from his belt, and scratching it on the edges of the stone and iron sconce overhead to light the torch, then returning the knife once successful.

Weird followed the magically silent siren call into the bowels of the fortress, and through a clearly new expansion, as the stoneworkers hadn't smoothed the walls or floors yet.

"Something's wrong.." he said, looking over his shoulder. "There were a dozen or so new bodies eatlier... now there are less than half that. Either I'm going crazier, or something big and voracious is down there."

"We'll be ready."
"Yes we will.." said the brooding dwarf as he pulled the battle axe off its quick release from his back.

Weird hoped that whatever was eating corpses down here didn't finish chowing down before he got there... he was wearing only a pigtail night outfit, and some fuzzy house slippers. You don't normally gear up for war when you are taking a midnight stroll *inside* the fortress. With all the night creatures of this world, outside was another matter entirely, but inside it was normally quite safe. You NEVER went outside alone at night unless you were packing heat.

The walls gave way suddenly to a desolated chamber, which the mining crews had apparently ran straight into. In the light of the stolen torches he and Olli were holding, millions of tiny dots covered the dust strewn floor, straddling long drawn lines... 2 of which, were enormously wide. Barely discernable, except for intermittent openings in the crisscrossing tapestry of lines and dots, were the bootprints of a single humanoid. Judging from the direction, it was surely a dwarf.

The sound of crunching bones, and occasional flickerings of light sparkled on the tall stone walls of the labyrinth ahead.

He didn't like this at all.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2599 on: June 25, 2012, 01:44:03 pm »

[Was originally going to have the city be small and empty of any kind of beings, instead containing something far worse and more interesting. I guess we can find it after dealing with whatever's moving]

HugoLuman and Vemini eventually found their way downstairs, hearing someone else running. Vemini's instincts as a watchman took over and HugoLuman wanted to see the commotion. The footsteps were nearby, so they managed to catch sight of Weird turning the corner. He and someone else were running.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2600 on: June 25, 2012, 02:03:37 pm »

Before a timeskip, I'd like to look into that ruined city. I recommend that we have a few periods of time before this war is over, so fast forwarding no more than 2 weeks at a time.

Those rolls of the dice were over the entire war.  That just shows you how it will turn out in case of victory/defeat/neutral/all dead.

-snip-

Ah well, there goes the idea of having Freeble gaining Phyrexis.  I came up with that idea after I had gone offline, and therefore, didn't have a chance to give that idea to you.
Oh, I thought it was meant for each battle. It would be cool that once every day you reported the dice-roll results of 7 battles over the course of the war.

And him having the plague? We would all have surely died!
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« Reply #2601 on: June 25, 2012, 02:10:30 pm »

[There's always crundles in the deep. Or troglodytes. Gods help us if there's trogs down there too. Everybody knows trogs raise crundles as livestock and war animals /justified paranoia. It's always a boring expedition into the unknown without moderately dangerous vermin, though.]

Eric was resting and treating his wounds when he began hearing nosies again. Noises besides that of the centipedes chowing down on the dead crundles, in an otherwise utterly silent expanse. His first instinct was to panic, and jump to his feet and ready his pick. Peering into the blackness form the corners of his eyes, he still saw nothing. No beady orange eyes glaring at him. Then he realized the noise was coming from his left, back down the hall to the fortress. Several people were running, someone very large, and someone with metal boots. He didn't think he'd made enough noise to bring the guards even if this place did have an impressive echo. Realizing that it was probably best to go get the hell out of here anyway, he began leading the animals back down the hall.

"Hello? Watch your step, there's crundles down here, and I brought some centipedes! Don't go hitting them!"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2602 on: June 25, 2012, 02:14:03 pm »

Before a timeskip, I'd like to look into that ruined city. I recommend that we have a few periods of time before this war is over, so fast forwarding no more than 2 weeks at a time.

Those rolls of the dice were over the entire war.  That just shows you how it will turn out in case of victory/defeat/neutral/all dead.

-snip-

Ah well, there goes the idea of having Freeble gaining Phyrexis.  I came up with that idea after I had gone offline, and therefore, didn't have a chance to give that idea to you.
Oh, I thought it was meant for each battle. It would be cool that once every day you reported the dice-roll results of 7 battles over the course of the war.

And him having the plague? We would all have surely died!

Not just him, but 1/2 the kobolds, 50 of the dwarves, happyface, and happyface's mechanical construction.  They would be cured when something happened.

And reporting skirmishes would be a good idea.  Need something to lead up to the main fight, you know, surrounding the citadel, along with other things.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #2603 on: June 25, 2012, 02:19:41 pm »

Again, though, good thing you scrapped that. We just aren't ready for another catastrophe. Not that I had intended for there to be a monster in the ruined city, though.
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« Reply #2604 on: June 25, 2012, 02:28:52 pm »

Again, though, good thing you scrapped that. We just aren't ready for another catastrophe. Not that I had intended for there to be a monster in the ruined city, though.

By the time it would happen, I am almost halfway sure that the fort would be ready.  Maybe.
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« Reply #2605 on: June 25, 2012, 02:32:25 pm »

If he was infected, then it would already have happened. It isn't even the day after the supposed invasion, OR CW's cyborg rampage. It's still the NIGHT after the dragons showed up.
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« Reply #2606 on: June 25, 2012, 02:40:57 pm »

If he was infected, then it would already have happened. It isn't even the day after the supposed invasion, OR CW's cyborg rampage. It's still the NIGHT after the dragons showed up.

Check your messages, note that it will only happen after the time-skip.
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« Reply #2607 on: June 25, 2012, 02:56:59 pm »

Weird groaned.

He might have known... Fucking Eric. 

From behind, the scuffle of scales against rough stone, and the clanging of iron feet contrasted profundly against the near silence of the secreted passages. Weird turned around, and raised the torch high, catching the black outline of tinman, and the glittering body scales of hugo. He sighed. Why did everybody always seem to follow him everywhere he went?

So much for the quiet stroll to clear his head... he'd be lucky if he got back to sleep again at this rate.

"Centipedes?" He asked wryly, pointing down at the ground. "Can somebody explain what the fuck is going on? I just heard eric shout up the hall at us about "centipedes", and there's a bunch of corpses getting eaten at an alarming rate... somebody care to explain?"

Clearly, the people in this fortress we're suicidal.
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« Reply #2608 on: June 25, 2012, 03:10:46 pm »

Clearly, the people in this fortress are suicidal.

You're just now realizing that?
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« Reply #2609 on: June 25, 2012, 03:15:57 pm »

Naw, he expects a certain level of insane self-terminal behavior, but the typical forumite has levels of that particual behavior that peg over 9000 on the scouter.

..and yes.. it is hipcritical, given his creation of Mr Peepers.

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