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[Corai]

-The last thread was 100% silliness, so stuff like my no-longer existing laptop and raw-editting where rampant. This one is more serious.-

[WillowLuman]

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HugoLuman had been following Zanzetkuken closely, though Zans had lost sight of him. After the commander left he approaced Zanzetkuken.

"Ah, good. I'd just called for you."

"You mean that's the number of that dragon I knocked out? Damn, how do you know these things? Anyway, what's going on here? Why the show of aggression if these guys aren't hostile?"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Follow me, and I will show you," said Zanzetkuken, leading Hugo to the war room.
"I see you have Corai with you.  I suggest he comes out so he can see this as well."  While he was saying that, he opened a panel of the wall, and grabbed a crystal from the rack behind it, and placed it into the lone pedestal in the room.
"They threatened the fort due to the fact that they can trust few, if any outside of their ranks due to a disease known as Phyrexis.  The exception is for planeswalkers, who are immune to Phyrexis.  It originated in Phyrexia, and the information on this crystal shall answer any questions you have on the place, but before it begins, do you have anything else you wish to ask me?"

[Stamped out rawmancing in the last thread due to, well, godmodding. Dwarf Fortress 1.0, btw, so I guess while dwarves are still stupid for the most part, things are fairly realistic in many cases.]

[Probably should have done it sooner, before Zanzetkuken figured out how to RAWmance himself an invincible, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent-through-numbers-with-tiny-spies-and-mind-reading army of dragons that used "magic" cards and "mana" tissue layers that slowly regenerate as reagents in interactions that do all sorts of shit.]

Invincible - I'm going to have myself die soon.
Omnipotent - I am limited, it is just that low amounts of mana are required for what I am doing.
Omniscient - I don't know who is behind sending us here, though I do have my suspicions.
Omnipresent - You people kept assuming that you were talking to me, but I kept correcting you.  It was the network, not me.  And that has been shut down.
Dragons with magic cards and mana tissue layers - THOSE ARE ONLY FOR PLANESWALKERS!  DRAGONS CANNOT USE THEM UNLESS THEY ARE PLANESWALKERS!  NONE OF THE DRAGONS ARE PLANESWALKERS, EXCEPT FOR HUGO!  MANA IS A FORCE PRESENT IN LAND, NOT TISSUE LAYERS!  GET IT RIGHT!

[Corai]

Corai stepped out of the wing, with his uzi pointing at Zanzetkuken's head.


"Give me a reason. Make my day."

[Mrhappyface]

The dwarven consciousness began upon the arms. Bones of solid meteoric steel, flesh of iron. Borrowing from the impressive array of knowledge from the mechanic's part of the gestalt, the intricate mechanisms inside were made of diamonds. The armorsmith contributed to the plating. Soon, it would be complete.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Phyrexia will erect a field around you that will cause you to respawn only in it and kill you everytime you respawn for all eternity."

You just had to get off, Hugo.  You have to go offline...

[Corai]

"Screw you." Corai said, putting his uzi away.


"And last time I died here I went to another...place. I dont wanna talk about it."

[wierd]

[Ooooh! Can I get plans for that!?  IMAGINE,THE SCIENCE!]

[Also zanz, you might want to change that to "go offline".... as written, it sounds like you are complaining about dragon bukake.]

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Yes I know where you respawned that time.  You know, you make a visible trail when you respawn between planes.  Simple matter to follow it.  Didn't go into the plane personally, though."

[Ooooh! Can I get plans for that!?  IMAGINE,THE SCIENCE!]

Don't want a planeswalking ship?

[Corai]

-Actually, thats not another plane. If anything, the universe should had exploded near the end of that adventure.-

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

-Actually, thats not another plane. If anything, the universe should had exploded near the end of that adventure.-

This is a different universe.  'Plane' is another term for 'Universe', in the lore I am using.  You know, I would laugh if all of this actually happens.

[wierd]

[Ok guys, I am gonna go offline for about 3 hours. I *HAVE* to get some shit done, or my boss will get pissed.]

[WillowLuman]

[Googled bukake to see what Weird was talking about. Wish I could un-google it.]
[MrHappyFace: Again, giant robots should take longer to design and construct. Literally like 30 minutes have gone by in the story since you started building it. Only a machine designed expressly for mass-assembling advanced technology like that can work so fast. Just saying]

"Corai, don't. We need this man alive, for one, and another I'm kind of averse to killing people. Zanzetkuken, for the love of Gandhi tell me that we can quarantine this somehow. Me and Corai need to get back to home base ASAP, but we need to find out more about this first."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Here is the information you wish," Zanzetkuken said as he activated the console.  He closed the open panel, and said, "I am heading up to the bridge, the ship will have launched by the time this has finished, so we will just drop you off at the twelfth bay."  With that Zanzetkuken left.

Instead of going through a long post, just read what is on this: http://wiki.mtgsalvation.com/article/Phyrexia
Use the links to your advantage!  Most signifigant is the new phyrexia bit at the bottom of the page, but I suggest you read it all.

I have to go offline for 16 hours.  Sleep and school demand me to do so.

[wierd]

[Please stop using "get off".. it has.....connotations.... pleasue use "go offline" instead. Thanks. ]

[Hugo: sorry about that... but my dirty mind keeps seeing horrible unbidden images when zanz uses literary faux-pas like that.]