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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1905 on: June 04, 2012, 09:47:38 pm »

Roead tried to raise the fallen cyberdwarf that Eric had slain earlier, but he found it wouldn't respond. He couldn't tell whether or not it was reanimated, but obviously those metal parts, however they worked, could only respond to living flesh. If it was a zombie, it had no means of moving. "Hey mate, these don't rise. Any ideas?"

Also, before the highest-ranking, most advanced cyborg was cut down he managed to shoot me with a very potent tranquilizer dart. I was out either until nightfall or the night of the next day. When I woke up I found that someone had taken a biopsy from me, namely a tooth and some of my blood.

Super Plump Helmet man is in a bad way, having had to get into the fray still without the hand and foot he lost while fighting the centipedes. He took a nasty electric shock from one of the cyborgs, one that would have killed a dwarf or human, and is lying around the hospital/farmplot/wherever he goes for a few days to recover.

Oliolli is chasing some black clothed figure he encountered in the woods, possibly related to the one Eric's agents ran into earlier. The fort (excepting Eric and Jerry in the case of the first one) has no knowledge of either. The first one's body is still lying around somewhere.
/recap
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1906 on: June 04, 2012, 09:50:09 pm »

/Corai/Splint recap


I mostly ran about the fort, trying to get dwarves to Splint's room. I failed mostly, but I downed two of the cyberdwarves with UBER MARKSBOLD SKEELZ.

Splint sat in his room, drinking Dwarf Cola.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2012, 09:51:51 pm by Corai »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1907 on: June 04, 2012, 09:52:43 pm »

Splint sat in his room, drinking Dwarf Cola.

He also stabbed one to death with his pike.
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« Reply #1908 on: June 04, 2012, 10:00:09 pm »

Hmm. Mrhappyface examined his new weapon. It was a thick metallic fluid in a sealed vial. 
Injected, it was already a powerful neurotoxin, but also had augmentation surpressing nanobots that both physically attacks the synthetic and corrupts the hardware of the implants.
Now to find someone crazy enough to kill some cyborg ninjas.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1909 on: June 04, 2012, 10:01:51 pm »

[Eric, that's a wonderfully succinct explanation.  Don't worry about your miners; you'll get them back soon.  Their lifespans may be considerably shortened, and cancer is a definite possibility, but that's many years down the line.

For this story update, and likely from now on, I'm not going to distinguish between Gizogin and Gizo X, unless there's a specific reason to do so.  They look identical, and have the same memories, thoughts, and quirks, so only they would readily be able to tell themselves apart anyway.  I'll just refer to them both as "Gizogin," and no one (except me) will know which is which.  Bwahahahaha.]

The two Gizogins, along with the Mks. VIII and IX, made a final check on the sick miners.  They were recovering at a remarkable pace, helped no doubt by dwarves' natural resilience.  You don't live and work deep underground without some degree of toughness, after all.  As soon as their current dose of sedative wore off, they were to be allowed to leave, with instructions to return to the hospital at the slightest sign of relapse.

That done, one Gizogin set off to have a look at the now-sealed dining hall, while the other retired to his (well, it belonged to both of... him.  Pronouns...) workshop.  He had an idea for a new machine, and wanted to get right to work on it.  The Gizogin heading to the workshop reached it without incident, only to find it deserted, the door unguarded.  Fortunately, it didn't appear to be open.  It could stay that way for now; until he knew exactly what these fluffballs were, he wasn't going to take any chances.  Not after that corai virus.

Gizogin called to a passing dwarf, asking her if she'd seen what had happened to the guards that had been posted outside the door.  She hadn't seen them, but she had heard some strange noises coming from inside.  Gizogin thanked her, and slipped into one of the hazmat suits hanging by the door (again, not taking any chances.  His first action regarding the fluffball threat had been to establish a full quarantine).  He stepped into the decontamination chamber, and then through the great doors into the dining hall itself. 

The first thing he noticed were the bodies.  Four of them; two men, a woman, and a young boy.  The men, he recognized as the guards he had posted outside the door.  The woman and child were unknown to him.  They were splayed about randomly, arms and legs askew.  What wasn't random were their faces; they all had exactly the same expression of euphoria.  Also not random: the fluffballs swarming the bodies.  At first, Gizogin thought the fluffballs were simply flitting about aimlessly, but then he realized they were actually ramming themselves into the bodies, over and over again.  Each tackle brought forth a squeak.   It would have been comical, but something about the scene set Gizogin on edge.

That was when he noticed something else: the bodies were alive.  They were pale and very still, which was why he had thought them dead at first, but as he got closer, he realized they were still breathing.  It was very slow breathing, as if they were asleep, or even comatose, but it was breathing nonetheless.  The paleness was from the fine coating of white dust on their bodies.  It filled the air as well, hanging over the ground like a thick fog.  Gizogin realized the fluffballs were trailing it everywhere.  He reached down and ran his gloved fingers over the floor.  They came back coated in dust.  When he straightened up, he suddenly became aware that the fluffballs were watching him.  He immediately dismissed that notion as absurd; they didn't even have eyes.  Even so, he got the feeling they were watching him.  They had stopped attacking the people on the floor, and were just floating a few feet above the ground in silence.

Gizogin shook himself.  He wasn't scared of two dozen tiny balls of fluff.  He started walking toward the nearest of the bodies, that of one of the guards.  The fluffballs made no move to stop him, but when he leaned down to touch him, they started squeaking angrily.  Gizogin noticed the dust growing thicker; soon it would actually become hard to see.  He was glad his suit had its own air supply; he doubted the dust would agree with his lungs.  Absentmindedly, he checked the man's pulse with his fingers.  He felt a tiny impact on his lower back, and when he turned around, he saw a fluffball readying itself for another attack.  The others slowly closed in on Gizogin, squeaking louder and louder.  Suddenly, he saw one of them burst into flames.  That was all the excuse he needed to make a break for the door.  Behind him, the flaming fluffball had set some of the dust in the air aflame, and it was slowly spreading outwards. 

As Gizogin reached the door to escape the room, he saw the guards, the woman, and the young boy, not far from being consumed by the blaze.  He also saw yet more of the fluffballs on fire, and at least one that appeared to be trailing snowflakes behind it.  He slammed the door, and threw the heavy bar across it, locking it.  No way was he going back in there, not for all the gold in the mountainhomes.


[Wow, I typed more than I meant to.  Yay?  Anyway, there's my major update for the night.  I'll be around a bit longer, but I need to get some sleep.  I have some painting to do tomorrow, and I'll be looking forward to it even less if I'm exhausted.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1910 on: June 04, 2012, 10:04:13 pm »

@ MrHappyFace: What cyborg ninjas?

@ Eric: Clockwork was angry with that batch, having crappy plating that could be pierced by a copper pike.

Out of 20 total cyber troopers created,
Killcount (approximate, really not sure.)
Corai: 3, 1 stabbed and 2 shot.
Zanz.: 5 in a flash
Splint: 1 piked
Ironblood: Several
Vemini: Several. One punched through the chest, hard enough to make his fist hurt a lot.
Eric: 1 pickaxed, probably more as well.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1911 on: June 04, 2012, 10:08:56 pm »

Gods he wished he had some gloves on.  Working with glass fiber without protection was rather stupid.  That was neither here nor there. If he wanted this done, he was the one to do it, and he doubted that looking for gloves in this mess would have been terribly profitable anway.

He had cut one bolt of cloth cleverly, so that a single, long and continous strip of fabric 50 meters long had been produced. He did this twice, once of glass, and once of ropereed, dropped it into the wheelbarrow, and had gestured to Roead to go get dressed with it.  He really didn't want to see what a mummy looked like without its wrappings.  The mummy gleefully shuffled off with his new threads while weird continued his work, and in a few hours, the mummy shuffled back from his place of obscurement dressed head to foot in glistening, pearlescent white glass fiber cloth swaddling.  In that stuff, he'd be fire proof even if doused in oil and set on fire. He seemed happy about the change too.  Weird decided not to ask where he had unloaded the toilet paper.

"How's it comin mate?" Asked the now somewhat jovial corpse.

"Almost done. This stuff has to be several layers thick to work right.  And I still need to cook up the ceramic and the resin. I got a long night ahead of me."

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1912 on: June 04, 2012, 10:08:59 pm »

How did clockwork get my research anyways?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1913 on: June 04, 2012, 10:17:55 pm »

Being an eldricht abomination brooding for a decade or so in his pocket dimension before he was let out, as well as technical knowledge evidenced by his last rampage, he already basically knew what to do to make cyborgs. He just salvaged the components that Corai hadn't destroyed and went from there.
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« Reply #1914 on: June 04, 2012, 10:22:16 pm »

Eric: 1 pickaxed, probably more as well.

1 kill, which SPHM helped with. Got to disable one, but it survived.
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« Reply #1915 on: June 04, 2012, 10:38:01 pm »

So I take it the zombie apocolypse did absolutely nothing in the conflict then, despite being commanded to mob the cyborgs like a swarm of ants?

Just slowed them down? Basic cannon fodder?
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« Reply #1916 on: June 04, 2012, 10:39:36 pm »

-Wait, Eric raised a kobold that got 2 kills I think...-
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1917 on: June 04, 2012, 10:39:53 pm »

So I take it the zombie apocolypse did absolutely nothing in the conflict then, despite being commanded to mob the cyborgs like a swarm of ants?

Just slowed them down? Basic cannon fodder?

Really, zombies rarely seem to be anything else.  I'm talking about in movies and such; DF zombies are a force to be reckoned with.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1918 on: June 04, 2012, 10:41:24 pm »

So I take it the zombie apocolypse did absolutely nothing in the conflict then, despite being commanded to mob the cyborgs like a swarm of ants?

Just slowed them down? Basic cannon fodder?

For the msot part, yeah. I did reanimate one of your kobolds that got stomped and had it stab a cyborg in the groin, disabling the hip joint. That was the cyborg I disabled; chopped up it's shoulder joint as well, so it was all left. So we have 3 functioning cyborgs and one cripple in custody, unless somebody came along and finished it.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1919 on: June 04, 2012, 10:43:46 pm »

Well, that's what I get for doing wet chemistry science at home over the weekend instead of watching the thread.

(Made a workable process for airbrushing tshirts with cheap rit fabric dye and having it stick though.)
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