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[Mrhappyface]

Shoots, I'm awake and with more or less my mind back. Turns out the neuro-controller implant in my head was running a reboot and repair sequence the whole time. Knew that Gizogin's blueprints would come in handy! Took long enough, although sadly, I still only have my right arm left.   

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Shoots, I'm awake and with more or less my mind back. Turns out the neuro-controller implant in my head was running a reboot and repair sequence the whole time. Knew that Gizogin's blueprints would come in handy! Took long enough, although sadly, I still only have my right arm left.   

That implant was fried.  You're mind was restored by nanites created by a leg.+55 dragon scientist, and the you're body from the neck down looks like Darth Vader.  The appendages are currently inactive, though.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

MrHappyFace awoke in a light daze on a vertical harness.  When he fully regained consciousness, he heard a voice say, "Good, you are awake."  He turned his head to the sound and saw Zanzetkuken standing next to him.

I need your reaction happyface.

[Corai]

Shoots, I'm awake and with more or less my mind back. Turns out the neuro-controller implant in my head was running a reboot and repair sequence the whole time. Knew that Gizogin's blueprints would come in handy! Took long enough, although sadly, I still only have my right arm left.   

That implant was fried.  You're mind was restored by nanites created by a leg.+55 dragon scientist, and the you're body from the neck down looks like Darth Vader.  The appendages are currently inactive, though.

-I want to kill that. So much. Besides, death = new body. His fried bodyparts will be useless for a few weeks, and all implants/cybernetics will be missing, but yeah. He will also wake up in the wilderness in whatever he was wearing.-


-I am gonna cause chaos in the dungeon now, lets see how much carnage I can cause until I get KOed. What beasties are behind the bars?-

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Shoots, I'm awake and with more or less my mind back. Turns out the neuro-controller implant in my head was running a reboot and repair sequence the whole time. Knew that Gizogin's blueprints would come in handy! Took long enough, although sadly, I still only have my right arm left.   

That implant was fried.  You're mind was restored by nanites created by a leg.+55 dragon scientist, and the you're body from the neck down looks like Darth Vader.  The appendages are currently inactive, though.

-I want to kill that. So much. Besides, death = new body. His fried bodyparts will be useless for a few weeks, and all implants/cybernetics will be missing, but yeah. He will also wake up in the wilderness in whatever he was wearing.-


-I am gonna cause chaos in the dungeon now, lets see how much carnage I can cause until I get KOed. What beasties are behind the bars?-

Giant animals, rogues, ect.

All of which are fast enough to capture and kill a kobold.

[Mrhappyface]

"You! You and your megalomanic plan to take over the multiverse! Why did you save me? What did you do with my blueprints?"
Mrhappyface struggled against the restraints in vain.

[Corai]

Corai snuck thru the dungeon, taking note of the beasties behind the bars.


"Dragons, giant animals. Gah, I was hoping for titans or forgotten beasts." he said.

"Good enough. Kobold time......" he said, smiling devilishly, emerging from his hiding place. "I bet Zanzetkuken is gonna scream when theres four thousand rouges running around this place." he said. "Now wheres the guard station..."

His plans right now, find lever. Pull lever, leave thru air vents, find Mrhappyface, and kill him. He had his own exit route already.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"You! You and your megalomanic plan to take over the multiverse! Why did you save me? What did you do with my blueprints?"
Mrhappyface struggled against the restraints in vain.

"You should learn not insult the person who is in control of the nanites that allow you to think as your mind once did.  I saved you because I need two things from you.  I am no longer the grand emporer of this civilization, so I want you stop your feud with it.  I will not touch your plane anymore, because I have other things to do.  It is not conquering the multiverse, it is something different, but I will not lecture you upon it.  I also want you to do something else.  There are people who know that when I stepped down, the masters became corrupt.  They need a place to leave to escape.  I want you to build a place for them.  What do you say to that?"

[Mrhappyface]

But...I'm an artificer of flesh and steel, not an architect.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"That is why you convince others."

[Mrhappyface]

Hmm...And the ones who will receive my gifts?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Hmm...And the ones who will receive my gifts?

"They are refugees, not beings to experiment on."

[Now have to wait longer in order to planeswalk!  Hurry up happyface!  And Corai, run into happyface during his escape.  It would be funner then.  Hey, where's Saurinae?]

[Mrhappyface]

"Okay." Mrhappyface rolls his neck, to get the stiffness out. "Let's do this," he nods.

[Corai]

"Okay." Mrhappyface rolls his neck, to get the stiffness out. "Let's do this," he nods to Corai.

-I am in the dungeon, about to smash guards. I aint nowhere near you. Stop talking to that kobold plush.-

Corai wandered the dungeon, eventully finding the guard station.

"Meh, I can take em." he said, pulling out his trusty uzi. "Two clips, thirty bullets, enough to clear the room." he said, smiling at the impending carnage.

-What are the guards again? Say dragons and I will love this all the more.-

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Okay." Mrhappyface rolls his neck, to get the stiffness out. "Let's do this," he nods to Corai.

-I am in the dungeon, about to smash guards. I aint nowhere near you. Stop talking to that kobold plush.-

Corai wandered the dungeon, eventully finding the guard station.

"Meh, I can take em." he said, pulling out his trusty uzi. "Two clips, thirty bullets, enough to clear the room." he said, smiling at the impending carnage.

-What are the guards again? Say dragons and I will love this all the more.-

10 of each species of the civilization, wearing steel armor.

"Okay." Mrhappyface rolls his neck, to get the stiffness out. "Let's do this," he nods.

"I'm going to be planeswalking away, then the chaos will start.  The refugees will break you out and you and them will blitz the portal to your realm.  The portal will be active.  You will break through and take the portal to your realm.  Then you must head to the twelfth bay fort.  You need to convince the people there to take in the refugees, or to give them the supplies to create their own place.  There will be 60, 10 kobolds, 10 dragons, 10 humans, 10 elves, and 10 goblins.  They are all civilized so do not worry.  May mana be with you and the earth not strike you back!"

With that Zanzetkuken planeswalked away.

Your move happyface!