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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1410 on: May 27, 2012, 11:27:50 pm »

The G-body Mk. VIII had been made to help Hugo with the clothes. The Mk. X had finished off whatever little operations had to be done with Oliolli, who had then been set loose. He had left the fortress to get a breath of fresh air. Walking through a nearby forest, he soon found the tracks of a large centipede. Assuming correctly that it was similar to the one that the group slew at the crevice, he decided to follow the tracks, planning on killing the centipede to prevent it from getting any new victims, not knowing that it was already dead. About 80 miles down the tracks was Osp-oli, running towards the fortress.

They defeated hell.

That we did. The reason Oliolli could walk through hell was because we destroyed all the demons. Yes, all of them. I know there is an infinite amount of them. And we killed each and every one of them.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1411 on: May 27, 2012, 11:36:29 pm »

[When you go to walk-planes, you can first use your planeswalking to metamorphose his body into it's own little plane, store that plane of Mrhappyface-dom inside your body in order to shield it (by making it a part of yourself), then shift to our plane and unload him into his normal form. You left a little black carbon-smudge (from the stone floor being affected by the magic as you shifted out, dislodging some carbon atoms and smearing them across the floor.) where you were last standing in this plane so a few of us are standing around investigating that and will recieve you.] (I can bullshit all I want! Y'all have certainly made no effort to avoid it!)

"I have no idea what just happened. I saw them fighting and Corai, like, burst into white-hot flames or discharged some magical energy or something, then Mrhappyface tackled him and they both vanished!" Eric explained, having only caught the briefest glimpse of them as he came to talk to Mrhappyface. Several dwarves and Gizogin were standing around the little circle of ash, scratching their heads.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1412 on: May 27, 2012, 11:41:11 pm »

-Because I dont wanna keep Mrhappyface waiting, plus Zanzetkuken is taking to long. Im sorry if you were just writing something long and epic. Assuming the guards are humans, elves, kobolds, ect.-


Corai turned and punched a escort in the manlihood, sending him to his knees, Corai took his short-sword and hashed a human-guard's arm off, he threw the sword at another guard and fled toward the prison. Zanzetkuken didnt know this time, so there wouldnt be any ice stopping him as he reached the ice and crawled thru.

"Okay, what cell." He said, running. The guards would be on full-alert by now.

-Im gonna do it my way, and get revenge at the same time. Im gonna kill him, then myself so we both respawn in our dimension. Plus he gets a new body from the respawn laws I have basically set down through respawning, numb, unusable new body parts. But bodyparts.-
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« Reply #1413 on: May 28, 2012, 01:32:48 am »


[Ooc]
I am still on vacation until Tuesday.

I took ztg's mana test. Depending on how I answered certain questions that I have equal preference (and I literally mean equal) for, I test out either black-blue, or green-blue.

This would explain the nearly polar opposing personalities in the corai vs joykill drama. My character has no interest in material card-based magics though. It would feel too much like tarot to him, and his personality type foregoes commanding potentially sentient servitors. His mindless undead are morally questionable, but the bodies are already dead, and the soul doesn't come back with the animation. That makes it tacky, but passable to him.  Commanding powerful and clearly self-motivated magical beings by imposing his will over thiers is perverse to him. He would flatly turn down ZTG's recent offers on principle, and would question his motives for wanting to build an "order" of such empowered beings. Historically, people building such orders, with themselves (naturally!) Being the ranking and heredetary leader, have not had civilization's (in general) best interests in mind. And, those that did, often created orders that later came to subjugate and domineer in direct opposition of the order's founding ideals. (See, eg 'christ' and his disciples , vs modern christianity.)  That's a pretty big shoe to fill to not have him question ad suspect too greatly to accept such an offer, being more wholesome than biblical 'perfect' jesus damned hard. )

I just listed the results for reference.

Right now though, he has other fish to fry.  A dwarven mindflayer roaming the fortress is a pretty scary thing.

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Weird layed in his bed.  Tinman's green goop had spared him the indignity of yet another set of gnarly scars from gizogen's "fabulous surgical skills", and for that he was greatful.  The hospital food was horrible though.

So was hugo's abhorrent snoring.  Single becoming big, green, and scaly, he had also developd flaming halitosis, and earth rumbling snores. Gods... the snores. He liked hugo, well enough, but they just don't make breatheright strips in size "dragon".

'Just wait until he figures out that reptiles and avians have "very different" unmentionables to mammals. ' he thought to himslef bemusedly.  'When he figures out that he only goes #2, and out the same slit his john thomas hides in, he's gonna have a conniption about personal hygiene.'

That last thought made him giggle; something he soon discovered he shouldn't have done.  While the green goop had sealed up his shoulder well enough, it didn't to a whole lot for the shattered ribs. Laughter was literally painful as hell.

Maybe he'd talk with him about it discretely later.

Gizogen, despite his eccentricities and preferneces for clockwork mechanoids over flesh and blood patients, and his "unique taste" in hospital zone decor (specifically the 'paint'), he was prettupy festidious about infectious agents, so when Roead, the new resident mummy, and original tennent of the property showed up to discuss recent events with te closest thing he had to a kindred spirit in the madhouse that was the new bay 12 fortress complex, it didn't go over well.

Several heated words, threats of mechanoid vs angry puppy battle royales, and even a personal threat to use a mechanical high-speed rotary appliance to forcibly unwrap the mummy if he didn't leave immediately, the 'good doctor' relented after weird said to knock it off, or he would use all his strength to get those stupid kobold corpses that he had left haunting the 'bold bay' two days before to storm down here and ransack his office.  It was hard to precisely describe the mixed expression and bodylanguage that gizogen employed, but it was fiar to say he was only complying because it would damage his long term goals and accomplishments to an unacceptible degree by continueing the protest. It was also abundantly clear that further threats to his "secret lab" would not be tolerated.

"Looks like I owe you again..." said the mummy.

"I know I said we could talk about the reason you couldn't seep in the morning, and that it was two days ago," he groaned, "but that was before I got squashed by an angry tarantula."

"That's still something I want to discuss, but that's not what I came to ask about.." wheezed the walking undead. "Did you know you aren't the only necromancer here?"

"What!?" Weird shouted, just before the color of anger drained from his face just as suddenly as it had appeared. The pain from the involuntary reactions it had caused was unspeakable.

"Who is it?" He barely managed to croak.

"I think his name is Eric." The swaddled corpse muttered. "He's been using your kind's art in ways he shouldn't be, far too quickly for his own good. I can tell by your reaction, that you didn't know he was practicing."

"That dumbfuck!" Weird said as intensely as he could without hurting himself. "Where the hell did that idiot find a slab to contract with? If he breaks the taboo... doesn't he know that contracts with gods aren't things to enter into lightly?! How far has he gone? Will I have to slab him soon?"

"Not that far... yet... but he's been doing strange things too.  I smelled something else on him lately. He used some sort of compulsion on the living just recently as well. Made some drunken lummox named urist McPlanter walk right into a closet and stand there, while he made off with one of those dead kittens frm your lot's refuse pile. Apparently forgot to undo whatever spell he cast on him too. The man was still standing there while I tasted the magic. I think he's been traffiking with more than just the death goddess lately. That kind of ambition is dangerous, as I'm sure you know.  I wouldn't normally care what you mortals are up to, my interest in the affairs of the living died when I did, and wouldn't care what some bearded simpleton does to himself in private, but I don't relish the idea of being controlled by your kind; no offence intended."

This was disquieting news. Eric was casting geas on people, IN ADDITION to selling part of his soul to raise the dead!? What kind of deal did he make to ensnare the minds of the LIVING!? That's some serious voodoo there, and a power that absolutely NOBODY should have. He didn't blame Roead for being 'disturbed' by the prospect.  He had to get out of this bed, and contront him about it, and soon.

"I don't blame you." Weird growled. "I wouldn't, its against my principles, but who knows what somebody else would do. Its a justified concern."  He paused. "Do you know any ways to block whatever strange magic he weaved on Urist? If I'm to confront him about it, I don't want to end up in a closet myself, ..... or worse."

"It goes against my own principles to do anything to help the living... your kind is so.....'animated'.. he groaned. "But I owe you a solid for all those puppies. Way better than what a whole kingdom had offered when they buried me, and given without even a moment of hesitation or reservation. That's the biggest reason why I came down here and suffered that fool of a doctor to threaten my bandages like that without cursing him where he stood... but your concern about the affairs of a corpse like me is....refeshingly unexpected. Especially from one of your kind; no disrespect. --i'l see what I can get out of the other wandering spirits on the matter."

"Thank you, and none taken.  For one of your kind, you've been remarkably patient and amicable. From what I've been told, your kind really hates necromancers, to the point of cursing on sight."

A foul smelling cloud of dust puffed from between the wrappings as the tall, dessicated figure laughed.

"That's only because I wanted answers, and because you didn't try to wrap your twisted will on me the moment you saw me to squeeze the secret of my powers out of me.  Your restraint was.. unexpected. Your behavior now, is even more so. I dare say, you're an almost respectable necromancer."

"I had a good introduction to the real cost of the art from my teacher." He said. "She pointed me down the road less traveled in the art, because its harder.  Almost all necromancers fall to the seduction of power and control, and when they do, they cause a cascade of problems that emperil other necromancers, and yet more... and far more ordinary people and sentient undead. Its a sick joke, but the souless under our curse have to win back our souls by proving we never lost it, or become consumed by the power and knowledge we traded it for. I hope eric hasn't gone too deep into the art that he won't hear reason. That idiot's gotten himself in deep."

"You sound remorseful of your choice.." mused the ancient zombie. "That's hilariously unexpected. Your kind usually goes bonkers the mere moment you touch those accursed rocks."

"More than you know." Weird sighed. "More than you know."

"I'll look into our shared little problem." Roead affirmed.  "Let's hope he shares your uncanny sentimentalities."

"I hope so." Said weird. "I hope so."




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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1414 on: May 28, 2012, 02:10:07 am »

[I've only been stealing corpses to feed the centipedes, I swear! Life and Death is only important in conjunction with Mental Thralldom, whereupon it can be used to prevent one from experiencing death even whilst the body dies. A replacement is required, supplied by other magics or by bonding the mind to an item/another living being's mind requiring they get along or go completely bonkers like an Oliolli on a Friday. It is not superior to the will of the gods and if the Goddess of Death wanted someone to die, I'd have to comply, but anyone that dies because they're bright as a cave or because they were murdered/their groin was eaten by groundhogs (happened to me in adventure mode!) doesn't even have to begin the transition to the hereafter.

And Urist was an accident. I told him to leave me alone because he was bothering me about having to move the farms to the caverns, whilst thinking "Go hide in your closet some more you filthy, ignorant farmer" and forgot to think of for how long he should do so. I like your reaction, though. Hilarious.

As for my contract with the Nobility God, associated with the thralldom of a government's subjects, I am contractually required to uphold the most civilized practices and not use the power in an all-too-greedy way (nothing stupid like sex slaves or any permanent enslavement to do labor on my behalf.) and directly required to help maintain order in whatever nation I am a citizen of and work towards it's benefit. Honestly, I hate government officials and their greed and lust for power (and greedy lust for my wallet), and I wouldn't want to end up like that. Getting out of trouble or calming angry citizens after you said something stupid on-stage is the purpose of giving the power to mortals, but I honestly don't want to go around doing that constantly either. I'm not an evil, greedy bastard, or entirely selfish. I really want a superior government where the common citizens are the highest authority (which we have effectively achieved), and to tell goblins to fuck off next time they come knocking and have them listen. If I fuck up, I become a zombie-like avatar for the god's will (usually conquering the world and hoarding all the wealth, making everyone worship him... you know, god/nobility-type stuff. Sometimes just running them off a cliff for the hell of it. Whatever he felt like...) whilst my soul is tortured for all eternity by the souls I abused.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1415 on: May 28, 2012, 11:01:16 am »

[So the Mk. X is off chasing centipedes?  Well, at least it'll keep things from getting too confusing around the fortress.]
Hmm.  I'm bored.  Maybe I'll go dust off that time-travel project I was working on a while ago.  Maybe I could-
[Some random dwarf walks in.  He seems surprised to see me, and makes some comment to that extent]
No, of course I'm here.  What are you talking about?  I've been in this meeting hall all day. 
[the dwarf explains that he saw me walking away from the fortress a while ago, following something or other]
What?  Are you sure it was me?  Darn that Mk. X.  Why'd I have to give it my intense curiosity?  Well, I'm sure he'll be fine.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1416 on: May 28, 2012, 11:15:27 am »

The Mk. X came as well? Or did I just write it so that it implied the X had gone for the centipedes, not Oliolli? Oliolli going off was my intention :-\
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« Reply #1417 on: May 28, 2012, 12:03:40 pm »

The Mk. X came as well? Or did I just write it so that it implied the X had gone for the centipedes, not Oliolli? Oliolli going off was my intention :-\
Oh, I read it as the Mk. X going along as well.  It doesn't really matter to me either way.  Maybe the dwarf who told me was just mistaken, or playing a joke at my expense or whatever.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1418 on: May 28, 2012, 01:14:21 pm »

how do i make this stop appearing? this is just to weird.
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« Reply #1419 on: May 28, 2012, 01:46:23 pm »

Make what stop appearing? Surely you don't mean the thread! Are you not yet insane enough for it all? >.>

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« Reply #1420 on: May 28, 2012, 01:49:33 pm »

[There is no escape Asea.]

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« Reply #1421 on: May 28, 2012, 01:55:16 pm »

NOOOO! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( WHY?!
(i meant the "this is updated" things)
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« Reply #1422 on: May 28, 2012, 03:13:05 pm »

-Because I dont wanna keep Mrhappyface waiting, plus Zanzetkuken is taking to long. Im sorry if you were just writing something long and epic. Assuming the guards are humans, elves, kobolds, ect.-


Corai turned and punched a escort in the manlihood, sending him to his knees, Corai took his short-sword and hashed a human-guard's arm off, he threw the sword at another guard and fled toward the prison. Zanzetkuken didnt know this time, so there wouldnt be any ice stopping him as he reached the ice and crawled thru.

"Okay, what cell." He said, running. The guards would be on full-alert by now.

-Im gonna do it my way, and get revenge at the same time. Im gonna kill him, then myself so we both respawn in our dimension. Plus he gets a new body from the respawn laws I have basically set down through respawning, numb, unusable new body parts. But bodyparts.-

That would work, if he was in the prison.  I'm currently waiting for him to awake so I can tell him something.


Oh, and here is the full information on planeswalkers

Oh, and I am going to try to get this soon:
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(probably will be the hardest thing done, ever!)
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« Reply #1423 on: May 28, 2012, 04:25:01 pm »

-I WANT TO KILL THAT. So much.-
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« Reply #1424 on: May 28, 2012, 04:37:55 pm »

yes.
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