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Did you have fun with this?

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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
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I wish I could have joined in.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1350 on: May 26, 2012, 09:12:12 pm »

I'll join the order. -should i go dig up some magic the gathering card for examples?- Also by realm link i was talking about how a share a different color with each one


[What do you mean by share a different color with each one?  And I link you to a site that will be useful, and will find you your deck.  You said you were black/blue, but what would be Indewin's?  She is a planeswalker as well.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1351 on: May 26, 2012, 10:05:34 pm »

Mrhappyface saw the kobold walking down the hallway. Corai's back was turned. 
I could kidnap him...mrhappyface thought, but he's still dangerous...wait, are those my blueprints he's holding?  I still got my woodchopping axe!
Mrhappyface charged the thief.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1352 on: May 26, 2012, 10:09:18 pm »

"The hell?" Corai said, turning around.



"WHAT THE ELF?" he screamed, drawing his bluemetal dagger.



"Its still in the skull." he said, closing his eyes. "Atleast the dragons already have the blueprints, dwarf."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1353 on: May 26, 2012, 10:20:34 pm »

I swung, but overextended as the kobold dodged. I saw the air around Corai start to flicker as he started to involuntarily planeswalk. Without really knowing what I was doing, I tackled him as we both shifted to the Citadel.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1354 on: May 26, 2012, 10:26:48 pm »

Glad to see you people listened to me.

I actaully think the best explanation is that we were all very, very bored or busy with other things.

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After hugo explained himself, Eric apologized for thinking he was a spy of some kind and dug out an extra room for extra-large patients, leaving natural-stone surgery table and storage cabinets for Gizogin's supplies.

Unfortunately, his concerns about invaders weren't unjustified in the least - the goblins had simply wandered in through the completely unguarded entrance. If MrHappyface was making more cyborgs of the migrants, they ought to be posted on guard 24/7. This place needed some serious defences and a military, soon, or gods-know-what might wander in and finish them off.

He went back to the new dorms, having converted the older, smaller rooms into bunkhouses for migrants before they'd set up proper rooms [make a note of that Zanzetkuken - Need a hundred or more new 5x5 rooms somewhere, use the old rooms as public dorms for homeless migrants.] and began contemplating a plan - a great citadel of cast-obsidian, 51 tiles square, and however tall it could possibly be and remain safe - 15 was good, but it would be stable at 50. He then had to find enough migrants to assign masonry duty - 50 out of the 150 or so that had arrived should do it. Finally, they needed pump stacks to deliver magma and water to the site. Easy enough, he thought, and began searching for a suitable locale for the stacks immediately. The citadel could be centered around the current entrance, and extra perimeter walls could be built outside of that. A very big project indeed, but with a workforce of 50-60 full-time workers with the rest of the population pitching in when not performing their other duties, it could very well be done in under a year. Casting the obsidian would be fast enough, after retaining walls were built and fluids diverted to the top of it.

If the structure were staffed with Mrhappyfaces' cyborgs, regardless of the current political clout surrounding them, and bristling with ballistae and various other weaponry, it would be a nigh-impenetrable fortress that not even an adamantine titan that spit fire like a river of death could tackle without a 100-year siege, and The Twelfth Bay of Games would finally be safe.

[Zanzetkuken, you don't necessarily have to update the map to include this citadel, I can wip up a SPEED:0 equivalent in a couple days. a 51x51xY cast-obsidian structure is a decent megaproject.]

[Hmm... It appears Mrhappyface isn't long for this world. All the scheming about cyborgs aside, we could still staff it with either normal dwarves or a mixture of normal dwarves and some automations from Gizogin...]
« Last Edit: May 26, 2012, 10:28:33 pm by Eric Blank »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1355 on: May 26, 2012, 10:32:02 pm »

"The hell?" Corai said, looking around.


"This place is hideous." he said again. "Damnit, dragons! How did we get here?" he said, gibbering on. Trialing off into kobold utterances.


"What we are dogenging desfu hesgah frigulibish..."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1356 on: May 27, 2012, 01:21:54 am »

[Dear Armok is this thread slow lately... Who would'a thunk Hugo was that important to getting us to think.]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1357 on: May 27, 2012, 03:45:17 am »

Osp-oli cleaned the ichor off his axe. The centipedes were dead but his goal remained. Oliolli had to die. Turning to the direction where he knew the fort to be, he set off.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1358 on: May 27, 2012, 11:44:00 am »

[I'm waiting on someone to fix my hands. I accidently grafted my pike to them when I grabbed it in a fire, so It's kinda hard to eat and drink.]

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1359 on: May 27, 2012, 12:35:28 pm »

[It is possible to simply assume Gizogin is capable of taking care of you along with the other patients and move on?]
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1360 on: May 27, 2012, 12:38:01 pm »

[I've opted to wait until the general craziness level has died down to normal levels of crazy in the medical ward.]

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1361 on: May 27, 2012, 12:42:37 pm »

[Probably still better than my hospital. Didn't even have doctors on staff to treat patients, let alone any materials for them to use.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1362 on: May 27, 2012, 12:55:50 pm »

[I take it your hospital kills more people than it helps then?]

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1363 on: May 27, 2012, 12:59:19 pm »

"The hell?" Corai said, looking around.


"This place is hideous." he said again. "Damnit, dragons! How did we get here?" he said, gibbering on. Trialing off into kobold utterances.


"What we are dogenging desfu hesgah frigulibish..."
You said something different when you first came here.

Wait a sec, in order to planeswalk, you must first go through the blind eternities.  Even if you were only there for a second, HappyFace would have had a decent portion of his mind and body destroyed.  He is basically a vegatable, due to the experience.

Meh, either way, a contingent of humans, dragons, dwarves, elves, and kobolds of the dragon plane, who are not obsessed with shinies, and walk over to Corai and HappyFace.  Corai, to escort him to Zanzetkuken, if Corai wishes to know what just happened.  HappyFace, to throw him within the prison for crimes against the dragon realm.

[Don't forget what happened in the last thead, after I finished up the battle there.]

Saurinae, you will have Leveler's Scorn as your deck.  You'll have to tell me Indewin's colors for me to determine her deck.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2012, 01:15:41 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1364 on: May 27, 2012, 02:04:36 pm »

crimes against the dragon realm.

[Don't forget all the war crimes you've commited, like slaughtering innocent civilian kobolds, or invading our realm to enforce your political will, actively participating in espionage (by reading the thoughts of our citizens! Bay12 citizens have the right to their privacy. Even I don't misuse my powers like that! I should cast a spell to scramble the reception on your telepathy, which the Nobility God would enforce judiciously.), threatening to send assassins to threaten to kill our citizens, and refusing to negotiate in a civilized manner (a most undwarven attrocity! Even the elves understand to send diplomats to attempt negotiations!) It's no wonder your dragons are not considered sentient under our laws at the moment (and thus why it is legal to consume their flesh.) If anything they've been acting like dirty animals.
If anything, "planeswalkers" in our realm should be defending it from you, as you are a direct, external threat to our existence.]
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