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Did you have fun with this?

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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
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I wish I could have joined in.
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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 266221 times)

Mrhappyface

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1290 on: May 25, 2012, 09:50:06 pm »

The two agents sheathed their swords. Delta 1 relayed the message to Mrhappyface.
"It's not him, sir. It's an ordinary kobold."
Mrhappyface frowned with dissapointment.
"Oh well. Has he stolen anything?" The agent took a cursory glance at the kobold, scanning him with his advanced optics.
"Negative." the cyborg replied.
"Well then, put out the fire! The kobold's a kobold, they're better things to waste ammunition and time on." Mrhappyface shouted.
Corai crept away as the agents got the buckets and started rushing back and forth between the well.

Meanwhile, the supersoldiers were crushing and slaughtering the centipedes. Their  enhanced bodies made immune to their conversion effects, but there was no end in sight...
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1291 on: May 25, 2012, 09:51:47 pm »

"Odd, I was hoping for killing." He said, leaving. When we was out, he pulled out the two blueprints he stole.


"Cyberdwarves, and supersoldiers....... Good, good..." he said, tucking them back in.


"Zanzetkuken, I got the blueprints, I need a way to get them back to you."
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1292 on: May 25, 2012, 09:52:02 pm »

I'll be gone too, until late monday night.

I wonder if that red lantern ring could be charged with planeswalker abilities? That would be a good recipe for an 11th hour superweapon...

Vemini charged the centipede, leaping onto its back and gashing it with his blade-tipped gauntlet-fingers. The beast could not whip around to dislodge him, so it scraped him against the rock wall, stunning him and knocking him off.
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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1293 on: May 25, 2012, 09:52:09 pm »

Okay hear are my questions;
1.)What are the offensive abilities I get?
2.)What are the defensive abilities I get?
3.)What does the Black Magic realm look like?
4.)What does the Blue Magic realm look like?
5.)Do I get any landscaping abilities?
6.)What will my realm link to Corai and Hugo do?

Also to Hugo;
1.) What will happen to our lantern rings do with this new power?
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Nevermind the disturbingly knowing look that kobold has on her face. That dwarf SHOULD be embarrased!

Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1294 on: May 25, 2012, 09:52:13 pm »

The dragon sent out a mindshot that temporarily overloaded the DART-3!
Huh. So they can get angry and sad and happy? Well, they're still dwarves and still augmented.

No, their minds overload with suppressed emotion, rendering them incapable to move.

Unfortunately Happyface's result has more weight. They wouldn't be affected by anything they weren't actively thinking about at the time, because in order for something to have an emotional effect, they would have to acknowledge something, and they have spent their time with the augment failing to acknowledge emotionally disturbing events.

They did not acknowledge them because the DART-3 only suppresses, and everything was unsuppressed, causing all the events effects to hit at once.

They wouldnt be affected by the events at all, because they didn't acknowledge them in the first place. They'd have nothing to react to.
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1295 on: May 25, 2012, 09:55:55 pm »

Oliolli began spinning around, preparing to throw his hammer again. When he released, the slade weapon went sailing with great momentum, missing the centipede and impacting the canyon wall. A boulder was knocked loose, which fell down on the centipede and made a large wound in the chitin on one of the body segments.

Someone must be working on a huge reply, seeing as no one has posted for 20 minutes. Oh, and Corai, check your "new replies"
« Last Edit: May 25, 2012, 10:09:48 pm by HugoLuman »
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Gizogin

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1296 on: May 25, 2012, 10:14:50 pm »

[The two Gizogins are walking back to their lab/office/workshop.]
You know, I've been musing over these designs of ours, and I'd like to make a few changes.  If that's alright with you, I mean.
Oh, of course.  They're far from being to my liking.  And, of course, to yours.
What's it like, anyway?
What, being an automaton?
...
Right, obvious.  It's... odd.  I have all these memories, but they're, well, they're of a different mind.  But the same mind.  It's the strangest sensation.
Is that how I explain things?  That wasn't helpful at all.  No wonder I failed as a teacher.
Well, that and you-
Yes, yes, moving on.
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1297 on: May 25, 2012, 11:41:43 pm »

Are these supersonic centipedes, Kofthefens? Hundreds of miles north in a few hours?
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1298 on: May 25, 2012, 11:43:23 pm »

-Daaaang! I genned the world where I defeat the Twelth Bay! Humans are basicly dead, elves excint, dwarves barely fighting off the kobold assaults. I am loving this world!-
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1299 on: May 25, 2012, 11:45:45 pm »

-Daaaang! I genned the world where I defeat the Twelth Bay! Humans are basicly dead, elves excint, dwarves barely fighting off the kobold assaults. I am loving this world!-
Quoi? C'est pas l'histoire, no?
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1300 on: May 25, 2012, 11:46:57 pm »

-Daaaang! I genned the world where I defeat the Twelth Bay! Humans are basicly dead, elves excint, dwarves barely fighting off the kobold assaults. I am loving this world!-
Quoi?

-I made kobolds have a fightable civ in my DF, genned a world. KOBOLDS TORCHED EVERYONE'S FACES! Im gonna try to defeat them and kill there king, I made a fort right next to one of there towns.-
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Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1301 on: May 25, 2012, 11:58:56 pm »

Are these supersonic centipedes, Kofthefens? Hundreds of miles north in a few hours?

Well, the centipede/goblin raid was yesterday, sometime shortly after you guys left to investigate the tower. He said they're roughly 100 miles north. If that was 30 hours ago, that'd put them at a speed of less than 4 miles per hour, if travel was non-stop, which is possible (and somewhat slow) for such a massive arthropod (500ft long). Relating their size to that of an elephant, it'd be a leisurely pace achieving a good day of migration. Now, how the smaller centipedes swarming around the beast make the journey is absolutely uncanny...
« Last Edit: May 26, 2012, 12:01:34 am by Eric Blank »
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Splint

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1302 on: May 26, 2012, 12:01:43 am »

[I go play company of heroes to kill time and I don't even get to screw up anything D:]

Splint had gone to retreive his pike when he saw two of MrHappyFace's cyborg guards rush by and into his room. He also saw smoke, heard a familiar voice say "Sup." And imediately spun around and went back downstairs. "It's just your imagination, you can get the pike later." He kept telling himself. he didn't want to get involed in any messes involving guys who could squish his head like a mushy apple.

That particular thing almost happening in a messy explosion was bad enough.

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1303 on: May 26, 2012, 12:03:43 am »

Corai strolled down the fort, he might as well see some of his friends, he wasnt gonna come back for awhile.


"Hmmm, Zagith, Splint, or Joykill."



"Splint, or Zagith...."


"........Okay, I am just gonna go steal the stuff from the kobold room and bring it to the camp." he said, walking down the hallway, playing with his dagger joyfully. He felt invincible.
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« Reply #1304 on: May 26, 2012, 12:07:15 am »

AFter what sounded like a strange conversation above, accompanied by a thud and some drunkenly slurred curses, Splint poked his head out and saw the kobold room door ajar, a sight he'd not seen in some time. He grabbed a charred goblin skull off his shelf and swung into the room, skull raised to club whatever was in there within an inch of its life.

"Freeze motherfucker! Hands up!" he shouted, then he noticed the suit. "Oh. Hey Corai. What brings you here?"
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