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Did you have fun with this?

Yes
- 4 (14.3%)
No
- 1 (3.6%)
It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
- 6 (21.4%)
I wish I could have joined in.
- 17 (60.7%)

Total Members Voted: 28


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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1275 on: May 25, 2012, 09:34:44 pm »

If you can find the shout I used to banish Bolas, I could possibly give you and Indewin sparks.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1276 on: May 25, 2012, 09:35:40 pm »

Well, I could use a supporter in my fight against Zanzetkuken.  You get free augmentations and cybernetic parts.  :D
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1277 on: May 25, 2012, 09:35:58 pm »

It seems like all is at peace at the moment.

More or less. There are still a few centipedes at large but those are hundreds of miles away at the moment.
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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1278 on: May 25, 2012, 09:36:32 pm »

The only shout I saw was "FUS RO DAH"
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1279 on: May 25, 2012, 09:37:16 pm »

Well, I could use a supporter in my fight against Zanzetkuken.  You get free augmentations and cybernetic parts.  :D

Don't trust him, he will suppress all of your emotions for your wife.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1280 on: May 25, 2012, 09:37:36 pm »

It seems like all is at peace at the moment.

More or less. There are still a few centipedes at large but those are hundreds of miles away at the moment.

-Well, not anymore! Im torching someone's room, about to kill two cyberdwarves, and escape.


Or torch a room, get captured, and turned into a cyborg.-
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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1281 on: May 25, 2012, 09:38:10 pm »

I would like to keep the love for my wife strong. So not going cyborg
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1282 on: May 25, 2012, 09:38:18 pm »

@ Kof: Well, 10 or so miles. They will be dealt with when Oliolli posts again.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1283 on: May 25, 2012, 09:41:07 pm »

The two cybercdwarves burst into the room, their reflex boosters on max and their short swords at ready. It was burning and the machines ruined. The furnace was still intact, though, figures. In the center was that dastardly kobold, grinning a most embaressed grin.
"Sup."
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1284 on: May 25, 2012, 09:42:52 pm »

Saurinae and his wife were walking along when pure mana charged into them.  (not my fault)  The mana created a spark that activated, sending them to another plane.  In front of them was Zanzetkuken.  "Greetings new planeswalkers, welcome to another plane.  What would you like to know?
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1285 on: May 25, 2012, 09:43:31 pm »

"Sup." Corai said, drawing his dagger, he knew they could have fear now.



"Welcome, I am going to kill you both now. I cannot die, I cannot be defeated. Kill me now and I simply come back, slab me, I come back. You cant escape me, dwarves. Now, let me out or I will gut you both." He said, grinning. The dwarves noticed his dagger was tipped with bluemetal.


"I hope they fall for my lie..." he thought.
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Saurinae

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1286 on: May 25, 2012, 09:46:28 pm »

What is the whole plains walker business, I hear its a way to fight back?
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Oliolli

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1287 on: May 25, 2012, 09:47:23 pm »

Hugo, in cases where I'm part of a larger group you're free to use Oliolli, heck, I won't care even if he gets nastily wounded.

I also took the mana color test (no need for the spark, I'm not even sure if an Oliolli could be affected (in MTG terms Oliollis are Artifact Creatures of sorts (colorless, created by an intelligent mind for an express purpose))), got white/blue. Surprised about the "White" part. I was actually expecting Black/blue. Either way, "At worst, I am bureaucratic and totalitarian". I always did think a totalitarian system would be good.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1288 on: May 25, 2012, 09:47:35 pm »

Saurinae, write up every question you want answered in your post.  I need to get off soon.

I ask of you people, DON'T WRITE TOO MUCH!  I am going to be gone for a couple of days, and I won't be able to check this for awhile!

What is the whole plains walker business, I hear its a way to fight back?

"It is a way to travel the multiverse through the blind eternities and manipulate mana to defend yourself, or attack."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1289 on: May 25, 2012, 09:48:03 pm »

Kofthefens tracks the centipede hoard north. They seem inexhaustible, ceaselessly following their leader as it undulates onward. By now they must have traversed a hundred miles. [Centipedes move fast] Soon they come across furrowed fields.

A farmer raises his hand to shade his eyes from the sun. He could have sworn he saw a spot of color. He calls his wife. "There! There it is again! I knew I saw something."
"I think it's getting closer, husband. What is it?" They begin to feel a vibration in the ground.

The centipedes sense prey in the distance. They speed up,going at break-neck speeds. A swarm of single colored centipedes launches itself at a farmer and his wife. Their [the humans']  bodies slowly swell up. They burst, spilling hoards of monochromatic centipedes.
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