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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 265914 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1080 on: May 24, 2012, 08:58:10 pm »

"I'll TEACH YOU TO RUIN MY NIGHTS!" He roared, throwing his arms down violently.

Like a tsunami striking the coast, a wave of undead kittens and kobolds crashed over the landscape, buring the forgotten beast, and slamming into the collapsed mine.

A spider like slammed into his chest.

He had completely forgotten about the other combattants.  Snapping back slightly from his berzerk rage, he twitched an arm, wincing at the broken ribs.  Undead and melting cats and kobolds clad head to foot in copper clashed with the monster, and its brother's tentacles reaching up through the shattered mine.

He was really mad now.

And those zombies are going to be destroyed.  Did you forget the beam destroying the Arachnid?
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1081 on: May 24, 2012, 08:58:49 pm »

"Wait, Night? Whats that got to do with his Joykill?" Corai said to no avail.



"Hes ignoring me......lets see if I cant end this chaos." He grabbed a spear and began to walk with the bow, he was either gonna die, get swept away by a dragon out of nowhere, or turn Joykill's heart into swiss cheese.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1082 on: May 24, 2012, 08:59:22 pm »

Vemini raised his hands to shield himself from a bolder kicked into the air by the flailing spider. To his surprise, he caught it, and was not flattened. "Very interesting," he said, throwing it back.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1083 on: May 24, 2012, 09:00:48 pm »

The dragon, who looked like an eagle, flew away, after its rider warned Weird, quite forcefully, to look over at Corai, and pull his zombies back, lest they be destroyed by the beam.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1084 on: May 24, 2012, 09:01:43 pm »

Vemini raised his hands to shield himself from a bolder kicked into the air by the flailing spider. To his surprise, he caught it, and was not flattened. "Very interesting," he said, throwing it back.

Hugo saw Corai charge out of the mine, and he saw Weird look at the kobold. He did the first thing that came to mind.

ZUN HAAL VIIK! IIS SLEN NUZ!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1085 on: May 24, 2012, 09:03:06 pm »

Vemini raised his hands to shield himself from a bolder kicked into the air by the flailing spider. To his surprise, he caught it, and was not flattened. "Very interesting," he said, throwing it back.

Hugo saw Corai charge out of the mine, and he saw Weird look at the kobold. He did the first thing that came to mind.

ZUN HAAL VIIK! IIS SLEN NUZ!

Might want to post what those shouts are.

So you used disarm and what?
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 09:04:39 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1086 on: May 24, 2012, 09:03:59 pm »

Corai turned quickly to Hugo, said, "THERES ALOT OF PEOPLE HERE, MOSTLY KOBOLDS, MUST STILL. JOYKILLS BESERK AND HAS A ARMY OF KITTENS. IM KILLING THIS THING!" before he threw the spear at Joykill.






Crack.


"Ya know, thats a good luck for him..." The spear instead got stuck in armor before falling apart, leaving a nice copper coating of dust on his right arm.

Dabbling Thrower





-Editting, yeah, I just remembered Weird has armor.-
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 09:06:53 pm by Corai »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1087 on: May 24, 2012, 09:04:43 pm »

The thu'um knocked the weapons from Corai's hands, and encased both him and Weird in ice. They would be free in a few moments, though.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1088 on: May 24, 2012, 09:06:29 pm »

Pain tolerance was a hallmark of his bizzare childhood.  Pain was a thing of the mind, and things of the mind can be willed into non-existence. Its only purpose was to inform you of injury. Having done so, it served no further purpose.  Its hard to explain the strange mixture of pure anger, and cold, calculating evil that comes from employing such willpower, yet that is how it is.

Lifting his broken body off the ground, bits of crushed in ceramic crumbling off his chest, (likely the only thing that had prevented him being crushed in half), he stood, and directed his undead.

The spider flailed about, spraying acid from its mouth.  He raised a hand, banishing the pain as it protested at him from just outside perception.  Kittens squirmed and clawed they way into its open maw, forcing it open, and down is throat into its cephalothorax.  It clawed at its own head, flipped onto its back, and spasmed.  Disgusting undulations from inside its chitin the only outward sign of the viciousness joykill was enforcing on its tender intrails.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1089 on: May 24, 2012, 09:06:29 pm »

Ah, you mean

iiz slen nus

not iis slen nuz

mixed up the s and the z

Pain tolerance was a hallmark of his bizzare childhood.  Pain was a thing of the mind, and things of the mind can be willed into non-existence. Its only purpose was to inform you of injury. Having done so, it served no further purpose.  Its hard to explain the strange mixture of pure anger, and cold, calculating evil that comes from employing such willpower, yet that is how it is.

Lifting his broken body off the ground, bits of crushed in ceramic crumbling off his chest, (likely the only thing that had prevented him being crushed in half), he stood, and directed his undead.

The spider flailed about, spraying acid from its mouth.  He raised a hand, banishing the pain as it protested at him from just outside perception.  Kittens squirmed and clawed they way into its open maw, forcing it open, and down is throat into its cephalothorax.  It clawed at its own head, flipped onto its back, and spasmed.  Disgusting undulations from inside its chitin the only outward sign of the viciousness joykill was enforcing on its tender intrails.

What are you doing?  The beam destroyed all of the creature except its head!
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 09:09:10 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Reudh

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1090 on: May 24, 2012, 09:09:21 pm »

[Perhaps Thari didn't hate the trees, and nor did Jerry. But perhaps she was using a facsimile of Jerry's voice to taunt more elves into seeking him.]

Reudh walked back to his room, with Kenozi following him still.

"Kenozi, are you going to follow me around forever?"

Kenozi seemed a bit put off.
"Why not? I mean, you gave me sight."

Reudh now was rather worried. He thought to himself "Oh, gods... have I made a mind slave by accident?"

To Kenozi, he said "There's a room that's unclaimed near Super Plump Helmet Man and Jerry."

Kenozi nodded, and walked off to explore his new room.

Reudh quickly rushed to find anyone unoccupied. Perhaps he could talk to the fort's resident necromancer about thralldom and how to remove it.

[Ninja'd x27]

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1091 on: May 24, 2012, 09:09:50 pm »

Vemini and SPHM quickly moved to finish off the titan. With a mighty toss, SPH man threw the iron-skinned elf at the beast, and he thust his fist forward. The combined force of their strength resulted in the head flying off in an arc.

Damn, ninja'd!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1092 on: May 24, 2012, 09:10:25 pm »

A spear peirced his shoulder, but he barely registered it.  Then ice encased him.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1093 on: May 24, 2012, 09:11:15 pm »

-God damn it! Im editting my posts to death with everyone else's posts. My keyboard is melting!


Thanks, my keyboard is finally working again cause I am using it so quickly.-
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1094 on: May 24, 2012, 09:11:41 pm »

Vemini and SPHM quickly moved to finish off the titan. With a mighty toss, SPH man threw the iron-skinned elf at the beast, and he thust his fist forward. The combined force of their strength resulted in the head flying off in an arc.

Damn, ninja'd!

You are refering to a different beast right?
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