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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

MrHappyFace, I retract my far earlier comment to teach you more dragon shouts.  While the network does provide me with ways to counter your operatives, the build up threatens my empire.  Build up past this migrant wave will possibly be considered as an act of war.  You have been warned.

Oh, and Hugo, you know all the skyrim dragon-shouts except for dragonrend as well.  Knowledge will be erased if it falls into the hands of MrHappyFace.

We have been building a lot of grudges and rivalries as of late.

[WillowLuman]

Damn, thought Corai. It's caught me reloading. Zoltek, now blind, leaned closer towards Corai, feeling with her pedipalps. Just as one brushed Corai, the beast suddenly recoiled. Oliolli quickly ran to pick up the slade hammer which he had chucked and severed a leg segment with.

Zoltek whirled around to face her new assailants.

Brother! Interlopersss!

Yes, they are down here as well!

[wierd]

Weird doesn't care, he just wants the noise to stop so he can get a nice, hot shower, sleep on a cozy bed, and eat some freaking dinner. If your dragons are causing a problem, he'll plug em up with as many undead things as he can jam down their oversized necks until they stop spewing fire, and come to their senses!

[Corai]

"This is odd..." Corai thought as it recoiled. He shrugged off it's sudden fear of his sheer koboldness and shot it's mandibles simply to burn off ammo. Kobolds, on seeing it recoil, charged, it's sandstone body began cracking under all the copper spears and arrows.




"Hey! Dwarves! And one of those lizards!" a kobold said, who had gotten outside following it.


"Dragon!"

"Dragon! Kill it!"


Corai stopped shooting and ran up, saw the dwarves, and a dragon he did not recognize.


'Screw the dragon, I wanna know what Dragon Tallow Roasts taste like..." he said, aiming at Hugoluman.

[WillowLuman]

Wonder no more, updated the post^

Vemini cracked his metal knuckles. He hadn't killed anything in a long time. He hoped he was still good at it.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Weird doesn't care, he just wants the noise to stop so he can get a nice, hot shower, sleep on a cozy bed, and eat some freaking dinner. If your dragons are causing a problem, he'll plug em up with as many undead things as he can jam down their oversized necks until they stop spewing fire, and come to their senses!

My dragons have returned to the citadel in this realm.  Truth be told, it's quite quiet around here.  And contains a large wealth of knowledge and an extensive laboratory complex.  You'd like it.

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman looked at Corai. "Corai! What is all this?" he called.

BANG

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

HugoLuman looked at Corai. "Corai! What is all this?" he called.

BANG

Who was that shot at?

Oh, and Hugo, I left you a bit of armor where you are at.  If you are at Bay Bold.

[Corai]

Corai smiled, he saw it recoil in pain.


"Hah, what kind of dragon are you? One that got lost on the way to the siege? You guys couldnt even breach the defenders at all!" he said, thinking Hugoluman was one of Zanzetkuken's dragons.

HugoLuman looked at Corai. "Corai! What is all this?" he called.

BANG

Who was that shot at?

-Hugo, my character things hes one of your boys, so I am gunning him down.-

[Reudh]

[Perhaps the stone eyed elf has an immunity to Abediah's glare?]

Reudh walked back to his room. The stone eyed elf continued to follow him, thanking him profusely.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you... I never thought I would see again... Does your land accept elves?"

Reudh pondered for a second.

"We don't usually, but you guys are considered refugees, I guess. We've already got Jerry."

"Who's Jerry?"

"Uhm, he's an elf with axe blades for hands."

The stone eyed elf appeared a little sad.
"That was a friend of mine... He had gone adventuring one day, armed with a willow axe. He chose that weapon as he had heard of the famous cutting abilities of the dwarven axes, and so he found as close a weapon to that as he could.
I was still quite young in my life then, only four hundred and two. He set off, and for twenty years we heard nothing. Nothing. And still nothing."

Reudh nodded. "Go on."

"Then, magically enhanced, we heard the piercing cries of him. Of "Jerry", as you call him. Of him being tortured and changed. It was almost as if that foul was-druid wanted to torture us as well. He was well known in our forest retreat...
Then, when the screaming stopped, again magically enhanced, we heard Jerry shout to us. 'I HATE THE TREES. I WANT TO KILL THE TREES. THE TREES ARE MY ENEMY.'
How horrifying it was, a child of nature hating the very things he was sworn to protect. It was then that I decided to try and rescue Jerry. And... how swiftly I was captured."

Reudh sighed. His life was easy by comparison. Besides the painful forced ejection, and the whole 'never see your family again' thing, it was fine. He didn't have stones for eyes, or axe blades for hands, or what-have you.

"What is your name?" he asked the stone eyed elf. "It's quite tiring calling you Mr Stone Eyed Elf."

The stone eyed elf paused for a second, as if remembering.

"I can't remember my name. I guess the name 'Quecaevi' works. That's Stone-eye. But I don't really like it. 'Kenoziathe' could work. 'Fierce-rock'."

Reudh liked the name Kenoziathe. Fierce rock. Very dwarven.

"I like Kenoziathe. You can be Kenoziathe, or just Kenozi for short. Maybe the other dwarves would call you 'Zikelid', which is our word for 'fierce rock'."

The elf nodded. "'Kenoziathe-Zikelid.' A good name."

[OH GOD. NINJA'D x 26]

[Mrhappyface]

MrHappyFace, I retract my far earlier comment to teach you more dragon shouts.  While the network does provide me with ways to counter your operatives, the build up threatens my empire.  Build up past this migrant wave will possibly be considered as an act of war.  You have been warned.

Oh, and Hugo, you know all the skyrim dragon-shouts except for dragonrend as well.  Knowledge will be erased if it falls into the hands of MrHappyFace.

We have been building a lot of grudges and rivalries as of late.

Hey, wait...I'm just an artificer, and you're one of the neo type planeswalkers/dragon overlord. Why would you be worried about a bunch of cyborgs? Unless you think me in league with the Phyrexians...I should stop here.

[wierd]

Wierd's red face turnd purple.

"YOU!"  He pointed at corai.

"I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ID FIND YOU HERE, YOU MEDDLING IMP!" He roared.

"IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS, SO HELP ME!---"

Hugo put a claw on wierd's shoulder. "That's not helping...."

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman fell to the ground, the bullet lodged firmly in his shoulderblade. He could feel the bone was shattered, as were the ones forming the ball-and socket shoulder-joint. He hoped dragon anatomy was different enough from human anatomy, as there was a large artery beneath the shoulder blade in humans.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Corai was slammed by a mental force that overran his mind for a second that said "YOU JUST SHOT HUGO!"

The network strikes back!

HugoLuman fell to the ground, the bullet lodged firmly in his shoulderblade. He could feel the bone was shattered, as were the ones forming the ball-and socket shoulder-joint. He hoped dragon anatomy was different enough from human anatomy, as there was a large artery beneath the shoulder blade in humans.

The network has given Hugo the ability to use his mental abilities to heal himself!

MrHappyFace, I retract my far earlier comment to teach you more dragon shouts.  While the network does provide me with ways to counter your operatives, the build up threatens my empire.  Build up past this migrant wave will possibly be considered as an act of war.  You have been warned.

Oh, and Hugo, you know all the skyrim dragon-shouts except for dragonrend as well.  Knowledge will be erased if it falls into the hands of MrHappyFace.

We have been building a lot of grudges and rivalries as of late.

Hey, wait...I'm just an artificer, and you're one of the neo type planeswalkers/dragon overlord. Why would you be worried about a bunch of cyborgs? Unless you think me in league with the Phyrexians...I should stop here.

You are threatening my civilization so the contract I made forces me against you.  And I would still go after you because you are doing something similar to the phyrexians, who I want to completely obliterate.

[WillowLuman]

Jerry wasn't told to hate trees, as Thari actually still loved trees in her very horrible way, which is why she made many new, awful kinds of them. Jerry came to the conclusion that he wanted to be a woodcutter because he had axes for hands and no memory of cultural taboos.