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Did you have fun with this?

Yes
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No
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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
- 6 (21.4%)
I wish I could have joined in.
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Author Topic: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued... FULL DISCLOSURE  (Read 265819 times)

wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1020 on: May 24, 2012, 07:52:01 pm »

"We're putting and end to the racket. All this constant !!FUN!! Makes it impossible to sleep, and I haven't slept in 48 hours!" Rasped weird.

"So it WASN'T you who woke me then?..." mused the mummy over wierd's left shoulder.

"Hells no!" Scoffed weird. "I'm too smart to go prodding mummies, and besides, I was far too busy taking care of another necromancer down the road!".

Weird waved his arm down the carmine litten path, where the twin fires raged into the night sky.

"You have a strange way of saying hello to the neighbors.." cooed the mummy.

"Trust me, she wasn't the kind that you go send a cake to when you join the neighborhood." Weird growled. "And I wouldn't have put it past her to replace yourwrappings with toilet paper, or gods knows what else. Just look at that elf over there. The one with the axe hands. Thats's her handiwork."

"I see....." mused the mummy.


Weird rounded on jerry.  "What the hell is goin on around here, so I can go shove a few hundred angry, clawing kittens down its throat, and kill it from the inside!" Weird demanded.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1021 on: May 24, 2012, 07:52:24 pm »

Abediah hissed in pain and confusion as a series of high power crossbow bolts tore into him. A dozen of trenchcoated dwarves jumped into the fray, kicking aside a few stray kobolds as the cyber agents closed in. The monster chortled, and focused its burning gaze upon them. A harsh corona of light and the odor of ozone burst in the air, as the Ymir implants shielded the worst of the heat. They quickly surrounded the monstrosity, and started beating down upon it in a flurry of kicks and punches. The forgotten beast backed away, occasionally swiping at its foes ineffectually, being driven deeper back into the cave.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1022 on: May 24, 2012, 07:53:43 pm »

MrHappyface rubbed his hands in anticapation at the wave of new migrants! There were at least 50 of them! Just in time to start testing the two new augments: Ymir Energy Absorbtion Shielding and the Argus Optic Enhancements. Gizogin's blueprints sure came in handy for that.
All in all, every agent would have:
Pacification Chip
Reflex Booster
Synthetic Muscle Grafting
Thermoptic Camo
Suicide Killswitch
Dual Flechette Launcher
Thermal Shielding
Super Vision

Thermal Shielding Raw
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Optic Enhancement

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Already Implemented the ones you gave me in the armor, and am stealing Thermal Shielding and Super Vision through the network!  Oh, and you forget the frost dragons!
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 08:02:08 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Mrhappyface

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1023 on: May 24, 2012, 07:55:52 pm »

Wait...Why would dragons need thermal shielding? Ain't that a bit redundant?
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1024 on: May 24, 2012, 07:56:27 pm »

So, where are we going? Corai, or the canyon?

Abediah closed one eye, and turned the other. 3 cyberdwarves found themselves frozen to the ground, and these were crushed under a 60-foot stone tentacle. The others kept on dodging the flailing stone limbs, though, and stayed on the left side of the beast.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 07:59:48 pm by HugoLuman »
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wierd

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1025 on: May 24, 2012, 07:57:04 pm »

Your call hugo.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1026 on: May 24, 2012, 07:59:26 pm »

Abediah hissed in pain and confusion as a series of high power crossbow bolts tore into him. A dozen of trenchcoated dwarves jumped into the fray, kicking aside a few stray kobolds as the cyber agents closed in. The monster chortled, and focused its burning gaze upon them. A harsh corona of light and the odor of ozone burst in the air, as the Ymir implants shielded the worst of the heat. They quickly surrounded the monstrosity, and started beating down upon it in a flurry of kicks and punches. The forgotten beast backed away, occasionally swiping at its foes ineffectually, being driven deeper back into the cave.

Bring that near my fort, I'll summon an eldrazi on you!

Hugo felt another mind reach out to his.  It gave him the knowledge to move properly, fly, and breathe fire.  It also sent a message: When you have finished what you are setting out to do, go to the dragon outpost, now the main citadel.  Zanzetkuken will teach you how to use your planeswalker spark.

Hugo already heard about the planeswalker spark, he just doesn't know what it is since it was only mentioned in passing.  The presence was the local network operative, another spoke to the Scorpion-elf (needs a name).

Wait...Why would dragons need thermal shielding? Ain't that a bit redundant?

Frost type need it.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 08:01:05 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1027 on: May 24, 2012, 08:01:04 pm »

I saw we kick some titan and FB ass. Or whatever cephalopods and arachnids have.

Thank you Zanzetkuken, you probably just saved me from a fatal, "Wait how did those other dragons do it?" moment with fire breath.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 08:02:53 pm by HugoLuman »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1028 on: May 24, 2012, 08:01:58 pm »

Your call hugo.

We were already halfway down the tunnel to the canyon... Can't believe you all abandoned me again!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1029 on: May 24, 2012, 08:02:52 pm »

Your call hugo.

We were already halfway down the tunnel to the canyon... Can't believe you all abandoned me again!

You mean the Space-Time rift caused by the old fort?

I saw we kick some titan and FB ass. Or whatever cephalopods and arachnids have.

Thank you Zanzetkuken, you probably just saved me from a fatal, "Wait how did those other dragons do it?" moment with fire breath.

You're welcome.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 08:05:21 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Eric Blank

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1030 on: May 24, 2012, 08:03:06 pm »

I saw we kick some titan and FB ass. Or whatever cephalopods and arachnids have.

They have an anus, technically, but kicking that directly may not be as satisfying as just kicking the end of the abdomen in general.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1031 on: May 24, 2012, 08:05:21 pm »

Corai took aim again, this time aiming with more concentration and he fires off eight bullets, each making it's mark in the already damaged eye's pupil. 




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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1032 on: May 24, 2012, 08:05:21 pm »

@ ZTG: Hell no. That would not be in any means a good idea. You know what's trapped on the other side of that, and we don't want to let him out again.

I meant the giant canyon where the centipedes are. Sorry, Eric, I guess weird (and everyone else) suddenly changed their minds. We'll start towards the tower again to get to the tunnel that goes to the canyon, then notice the giant flaming stone tarantula on the horizon.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 08:06:52 pm by HugoLuman »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1033 on: May 24, 2012, 08:06:00 pm »

My character has no idea what's going on. Just that there's dumbassness afoot, and he's gonna lodge a big ceramic boot up some moron's ass.

Nobody was in the hallways, and jerry was the first person besides the scared and clueless merchants he came across.

Since jerry is hugo's creature, I'll let hugo point.  My character is to red-eyed angry to think straight. Just point, and get out of the way.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #1034 on: May 24, 2012, 08:11:38 pm »

"What are we waiting for?" Said Oliolli. "Let's go back to that tunnel and burn some bugs!"

Jerry followed behind. This sounded like fun! Fighting those goblins with his axe hands had been exhilarating, and now that he was out of the hospital he couldn't wait to chop more things.

As the group neared the tower again, they stopped, and saw a great flame on the horizon, followed by a loud, chittering roar. "Looks like we have a change of plans," said Vemini.

HugoLuman suddenly felt a burst of knowledge enter his mind, and he stopped leaning on SPHM. "Thank you, plumpy."
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