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It was fun for a long time but towards the end it just started to drag
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #975 on: May 24, 2012, 06:20:26 pm »

Yes, that is why everyone else seems slightly smaller to me now, since I am larger.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #976 on: May 24, 2012, 06:22:18 pm »

Roead is still standing in your office, the character is in your hands for now.

Oh, okay.  I didn't realize.
[rewinding back to just after Roead barged into my office]
R: You know damn well why I'm here, you insolent swine!  Stop at once, before I lay a curse on you!  Why, after the way you insulted me, I've half a mind to curse you anyway!
G: Please, calm down.  I'm sure there's been a misunderstanding here; I don't know who you are, and I certainly don't recall having insulted you.
R: Oh, you "don't recall"?  Well, allow me to refresh your memory! 
[Roead produces a large, leather-bound tome from within his wrappings, and hurls it across Gizogin's desk to hit Gizogin squarely in the chest]
R: This book!  This, this slander!  How dare you write such a thing!  And here you are, penning another! 
G: [picking himself up off the floor, having been knocked out of his chair by Roead's throw] What are you talking about?  This isn't mine!  I've never seen it before in my life!  Ow, my ribs...  Now, please remove yourself from my office, before I do it for you!
R: My word, you're serious.  You really have no idea who I am?  But, I was so sure...  Very well!  I will leave you to your... tinkering, but heed my words!  Do not cross me again, or I will curse you!  It won't be a nice curse, either!
[Roead storms out, slamming the door behind him violently enough to rattle it in its frame]

And then I went to have the G-Bodies patch up my ribs and make sure my lungs were intact.  There, now everything's caught up.

Oh, and I meant to have Roead leave his book behind; I haven't had a chance to read it yet, because I forgot about it while finishing the Mk. X.  I'm sure I'll remember it later.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2012, 06:24:06 pm by Gizogin »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #977 on: May 24, 2012, 06:23:11 pm »

"Okay, how many dragons?"

"30-40, they sent more I think."

"Okay, there giant, they aint gonna fit in our holes. Let us use this to our advantage."

"Why are we at war?"

"He heard me call him Zannie in my head or something."

"Him?"

"That weird human that leads them, planewalker or something."

Barely under the ground.

"Shoot through the holes, blind the dragon, then cripple it with blunt-silver headed arrows to the legs, then run."

For Bay Bold!


The battle of Bay Bold has begun. Let us not godmode, shall we? Lets clean this up before Joykill arrives, I want my army ready by then.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #978 on: May 24, 2012, 06:24:49 pm »

About spies:
My gods, there are like 3 people spying now. First, there was MrHappyFace with his cyber-spies, then they intercepted a mysterious ninja-looking person, and now there's an invisible man somewhere. And we're all so far oblivious to their existence.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #979 on: May 24, 2012, 06:25:17 pm »

Yes, that is why everyone else seems slightly smaller to me now, since I am larger.

Don't forget, you are also a planeswalker, along with the scorpion elf, and corai.  You have no idea how to control you powers, but I can teach you.

-I want Mr. Necromancer to hurry up as well I need some of my population juiced! Zann-No, Zanzetkuken is fun and all, but nothing as fun as a good ole Dwarf/kobold version of Tom/Jerry.-

Good, I'm pulling back the dragons, for now.
nevermind!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #980 on: May 24, 2012, 06:27:44 pm »

Eric had brought his pick and a backpack full of goodies, such as explosives borrowed from Wierd and both of his acquired slabs, with him as he tagged along with the others to investigate the centipede infestation and consider a solution.

"I hate centipedes. Especially house centipedes. My father hated centipedes too. I want to capture a couple of them though, if possible. We'll have to wait and see if these things dug this cavern for themselves or not to determine if they can escape from a stone or metal enclosure."
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #981 on: May 24, 2012, 06:28:29 pm »

It didn't take long. Thankfully.

Arranged in neat rows like a battlefield triage camp, 20 reclined corpses resting peacefully on cots of ropereed and troll hair lay on the floor, small scraps of heavy chemically scented cloth draped over their faces, concealing lifeless eyes.

Tinman was performing the funeral rituals.

"Its over." Weird breathed.  Scorpion elf and the others had finally done something besides be crass and scornful, and had gathered wood and kindling from the surrounding forest, and has begun construction of the funeral pyre that would ensure they would never have their bodies misused, and could enjoy the afterlife in comfort.

A communal slab, with their names, and a blessing in the elven tounge gleamed in gold inlayed obsidian in the sun, erected in the lawn of the tower.

It turned out that mr scorpion and his cadre of motley followers had nowhere else to go, and had set about renovating the blue-green microcline tower into a semblence of proper habitability. Lots of perverse scrawlings, insane books, and unspeakable furnishings were being piled in another pit for disposal by fire.

The work here was done.

The tinman had finished his long and almost songlike ritual, and was now gently laying and posing corpses on the funeral pyre.  Weird lent him a hand.

As the sky darkened as the longest day weird ever recalled having crawled to a close, red flames and black smoke reached into crimson and purple clouds of the mournful sunset. A final testament that thari's reign of terror has come to a close.

Saying his goodbyes, the exhausted necromancer began the hour long walk back to the fortress. He had a date with that chestnut wood bed of his... a plump helmet roast, and a little sunshine to brighten his spirits sounded good too.

Death and fire in his wake, the necromancer headed home.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #982 on: May 24, 2012, 06:29:10 pm »

A dragon breathes fire down the opening killing a kobold! x75
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #983 on: May 24, 2012, 06:30:56 pm »

The kobold-leader readies his shield, blocking it enough to survive, grabs a arrow and a bow, and shoots it into the dragon's right eye before fleeing.


A hail of arrows strikes down two dragons through the dirt! The entrance-holes have been caved in!

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #984 on: May 24, 2012, 06:31:34 pm »

This should sound familiar to the last thread...

At Bay Bold:

The forgotten beast Abediah has inconveniently come! A giant cephalopod composed of basalt. It undulates rythmically. Beware it's deadly gaze!

The dragon sentry in the 1st cavern level below the mine was surprised to hear a huge shape moving towards him in the darkness.

Looks like you may have to make up your differences.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #985 on: May 24, 2012, 06:34:37 pm »

This should sound familiar to the last thread...

At Bay Bold:

The forgotten beast Abediah has inconveniently come! A giant cephalopod composed of basalt. It undulates rythmically. Beware it's deadly gaze!

The dragon sentry in the 1st cavern level below the mine was surprised to hear a huge shape moving towards him in the darkness.

Looks like you may have to make up your differences.

Frost Dragons attack and freeze the beast in ice, and head back to the fort, along with the dragons in the other caverns.

The kobold-leader readies his shield, blocking it enough to survive, grabs a arrow and a bow, and shoots it into the dragon's right eye before fleeing.


A hail of arrows strikes down two dragons through the dirt! The entrance-holes have been caved in!



15 dragons remain behind as guards to prevent the kobolds from leaving.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #986 on: May 24, 2012, 06:36:42 pm »

"Whats that noise?"

"I heard ice..."

"Im scared."


Corai got on a stone-block and quickly said "Grow up, and grab a spear! Theres some giant thing down there, the army is currently occupied on the surface, find something to fight with, whether it be a shovel, pick, chopper, or a bow and learn to use it! Were taking the surface back from these lizards!"
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #987 on: May 24, 2012, 06:37:47 pm »

Kinda funny that, in the story, only 1 day has passed this week.

The group from the tower at last came back from the fort to bring tidings. Reudh saw them coming, but then was terribly surprised; A grey-red dragon was limping along next to them. He ran out to meet them. "What the hell happened!?"

HugoLuman looked up. "I... think... we're going to... n-need.. another.. bdrm." He was slurring his speech badly, unused to the new mouth.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #988 on: May 24, 2012, 06:38:07 pm »

"Whats that noise?"

"I heard ice..."

"Im scared."


Corai got on a stone-block and quickly said "Grow up, and grab a spear! Theres some giant thing down there, the army is currently occupied on the surface, find something to fight with, whether it be a shovel, pick, chopper, or a bow and learn to use it! Were taking the surface back from these lizards!"

Don't forget that they are completely armored in steel!

Kinda funny that, in the story, only 1 day has passed this week.

The group from the tower at last came back from the fort to bring tidings. Reudh saw them coming, but then was terribly surprised; A grey-red dragon was limping along next to them. He ran out to meet them. "What the hell happened!?"

HugoLuman looked up. "I... think... we're going to... n-need.. another.. bdrm." He was slurring his speech badly, unused to the new mouth.

Use your mind to project your thoughts instead.  Oh, and I have sealed off the first cavern layer in my fort at the edges, along with the others.  The soldiers came back.  The forgotten beast has begun to thaw!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall, continued...
« Reply #989 on: May 24, 2012, 06:40:36 pm »

The desert titan Zoltek Thunderhammer has come! A giant tarantula composed of fire and sandstone. Beware it's acidic venom!

Abediah melts the ice with his deadly glare!
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